So is it true that exclusive Bluebird Films contract star Gemma Massey is on this season of Celebrity Big Brother in the UK?

While Gemma Massey may be a celebrity in her own it, it turns out the answer to that question is no.  The rumor isn’t true in that she is a cast member of this seasons cast of Celebrity Big Brother however there apparently has been quite a bit of Gemma Massey chatter in regards to he show as she has been dating cast member, UK reality TV star Kirk Norcross.  The two have been dating since last August and on last night’s episode apparently he got drunk and started hitting on a Greek model named Georgia Salpa.

So it turns out the only association Gemma Massey has with Celebrity Big Brother is that her now EX-boyfriend is a cast member this year.  Gemma Massey was unaware of his cheating until it aired and found out about it at the same time as everyone else and was noticeably and of course understandably upset about it while posting on her twitter feed @LadyGemmaMassey about it.

Gemma Massey is a porn star under exclusive contract with Bluebird Films.  Gemma Massey is rumored to be the highest paid contract star in the entire industry (based on contract salary alone).  She was a former Playboy model and Playboy Cyber girl, who still attends Playboy parties from time to time.  She was also recently featured on the BBC show Newsbeat on the segment called “Life as a Porn Star”.  A former popular Page 3 girl for the Sun paper (with 3 times the daily circulation than the New York times), she has also graced the pages  of Maxim magazine, Penthouse as well as more men’s magazines than we could even begin to count.

Gemma Massey is currently up for the FAN’s CHOICE award at the 2012 AVN Awards Show for “BEST BODY”. YOU CAN CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR HER.

On an interesting side note, short lived, former Hugh Hefner fake girlfriends and Playboy Playmates Kristina and Karissa Shannon are in the cast.  You may remember them as the Playboy twins that barely made it a single season before being removed from the mansion for being to big of whores. The rumor is, they couldn’t stop partying.  I don’t know how much of that is true, but one story has them getting in the Playboy pool doing it with another guy.  Well one of them one, but not sure which one.  I can’t never keep them straight.  I think it is the one who tried to release the sex tape.

The photos of Gemma Massey in this post come from the movie Passenger 69 which is now available on DVD or you can download the movie to your computer or watch it online at the Glambirds website.

]]> http://lukeford.com/2012-01-09/is-gemma-massey-on-celebrity-big-brother/feed/ 22 http://lukeford.com/2011-12-10/did-playboy-get-what-it-deserved/ http://lukeford.com/2011-12-10/did-playboy-get-what-it-deserved/#comments Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:47:56 +0000 Luke Ford XXX http://lukeford.com/?p=22980 So does nobody besides me find it amazingly ironic that they are pissed about their Lindsey Lohan issue being stolen when they just signed a deal with Manwin?

For those that don’t get the joke let me explain … Manwin owns 5 of the worlds largest illegal tube sites including YouPorn.com and PornHub.com.  They made millions of dollars stealing movies from other studios and then took that money they made by stealing content from others to build their ever growing porn empire.

So Playboy decides to then hand over control of all of the Playboy websites and Playboy TV to these guys and then has the nerve to bitch when someone like them steals their precious magazine? LOL Fucking morons.

What are you trying to say Playboy?  It’s okay if Manwin stole from everyone else, just as long as it doesn’t happen to you.  Right?

HOW LOUDLY CAN WE SAY FUCK YOU PLAYBOY YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED?

Theft is never okay Playboy.  Now you know how we all feel when we find OUR movies on Manwin’s illegal tube sites.  We don’t like to have our shit stolen any more than you do.  So why then do you continue to associate and do business with a company who does such things?

PLAYBOY YOU ARE ALLOWING SUCH ILLEGAL THEFTS TO TAKE PLACE BY CONTINUING TO DO BUSINESS WITH MANWIN! SHAME ON YOU PLAYBOY

Every time I find one of my movies on their illegal tube sites, I curse you Playboy for associating yourself with them.  Just keep that in mind next time you want to bitch about someone stealing your shit.

YOU chose to get in bed with thieves.  YOU made that decision.  As long as your company continues to throw your weight and support behind such thieves, then how can you really bitch when they steal from you?

SHAME ON YOU PLAYBOY

CNN – It’s either a new, safer era for adult content on the Web or the first step in creating a digital porn ghetto, depending upon who you ask.

On Tuesday at 11 a.m. ET, more than 100,000 websites are expected to go live with the new .xxx domain.

The suffix was approved as a “top-level domain” address last year by ICANN, the international not-for-profit that coordinates Web addresses. The idea, they say, is to more safely organize content that has become, like it or not, common on the Web.

“The Internet is home to a wealth of content, suitable for a wide range of ages and values,” reads a statement, which is responsible for handing out the new domain names. “The adult entertainment industry has, and always will, account for a large amount of this content and while it is enjoyed by some, it is not suitable, or of interest, to all Internet users.

“Regardless of your views on adult content, it’s here to stay, so let’s be adult about it.”

The group says that creating the suffix will act much like .gov, .edu or .org, giving Web users a heads-up about what sort of site they are visiting based on its Web address alone.

In theory, that would help keep people from stumbling into porn by accident and make it easier for parents to keep their children away from the sites. It also would let users who want to view adult content know that they’re visiting a safe, legitimate and legal site.

Porn, or the promise of porn, is frequently used online in suggestive links that mask viruses, phishing attempts and other harmful malware.

By applying for a .xxx site, webmasters, adult performers, studios and others become part of a “sponsored community,” agreeing to operate legally and within agreed-upon business standards. Each .xxx site will be scanned daily with McAfee protection tools, which ICM says will help make them among the Web’s safest destinations.

But as you might expect, not everyone is pleased with the move.

Some religious organizations have argued against the new .xxx names, saying that creating them amounts to an endorsement of porn.

“The establishment of a .xxx domain would increase, not decrease, the spread of pornography on the Internet, causing even more harm to children, families and communities,” said Patrick Trueman, CEO of Morality in Media and former chief of the U.S. Department of Justice Child Exploitation and Obscenity Section, when ICANN was voting on the plan.

The new .xxx sites will be tagged in a way that will make it easy for parents, employers or others to block them on their networks. Parents can block adult sites via parental-controls settings on most computers’ control panels or by installing parental-control software.

To protect their reputations against porn purveyors who might seek to capitalize on their name, some universities and businesses have bought .xxx domain names that correspond with their .edu or .com addresses. For example, Penn State in September paid $200 each for four .xxx domains: Penn State, PSU, Nittany Lions and The Pennsylvania State University, according to the university’s student newspaper.

The proliferation of .xxx addresses doesn’t mean porn will disappear from .com sites. Adult sites that buy a .xxx domain are free to keep their .com or other current URL as well.

Those who oppose the .xxx domains on moral or religious grounds are being joined by critics from the opposite end of the spectrum.

Some in the porn industry fear that creating the opt-in domain could just be a first step toward making it mandatory. Then, they say, it would make it all too easy for a government somewhere to censor adult content by simply blocking access to all .xxx sites.

Playboy had been leading the charge against the new branding.

Manwin, the Luxembourg-based company that runs Playboy.com and other adult sites, has filed suit in California to stop the implementation of .xxx and said last week that it won’t do business with or allow its content to be used on any sites using the suffix.

“We oppose the .XXX domain and all it stands for,” said Fabian Thylmann, managing partner of Manwin, in a news release. “It is my opinion that .XXX domain is an anticompetitive business practice that works a disservice to all companies that do business on the Internet.”

But not all in the industry are lined up against it.

“We believe the future of adult entertainment online is in the .xxx top level domain,” said Adam Osborn, head of digital at Paul Raymond Publications. “We see a huge benefit in the adult community having an online space dedicated to our content.”

The cost of registering a .xxx domain name can vary dramatically, from a few hundred dollars to simply keep someone else from using an address to much more for sites that may direct hundreds of URLs to the same content.

ICANN has established rules to prevent the early-Internet phenomenon of “cybersquatting,” when someone pays the fee and grabs a name apparently associated with someone else. For example, WhiteHouse.com was, for years, a porn site. (Like most U.S. agencies, the real White House uses .gov.)

The ICM has set up an arbitration system to resolve complaints when someone claims an address applicant has improperly taken a URL that should be theirs.

The “Leather Meets Lace” party at the Playboy Mansion has triggered a lawsuit, filed by men who allegedly had to pay for admission while “gorgeous ladies” did not.

Steve Frye is suing on behalf of all men who paid $1,000 to get into the shindig.  In his lawsuit, Frye claims he was fried when he learned “gorgeous ladies” got in free.

Frye claims the double standard is sex discrimination, pure and simple.  He also says offering these women free admission “promotes harmful, negative stereotypes.”

He’s suing for unspecified damages … and a life.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a great marketing gimmick and more power to those girls who can pull it off and earn themselves more money but to the rest of us, we get the truth so we just put on our fake little smiles and uh huh them.  Now as far as those real Playboy girls go, the Playmates and Cover models.  What do they actually go on to do in life?  Well I started looking into it.  It turns out they pretty much do one of three things … first there is the mainstream option which many try for, few succeed at.   Yes there are some success stories like Pamela Anderson and Jenny McCarthy or maybe, kinda Jayde Nicole.  But for every success story there are 100s of girls who didn’t make it.

Some of the girls go on to marry rich guys.  I think this option probably happens more so than anything.  This makes total sense.  The girls are young and hot and while they are doing the Playboy thing have a lot of opportunity to meet well off guys who will take care of them.

The last option is rare but it does happen from time to time and that is some of them go on to a lucrative porn career.  This is very rare but like Victoria Zdrok did it.  She even went on to be named Penthouse Pet of the year and to this day still runs her own website and works with Penthouse.  Linn Thomas did some more hardcore stuff, mostly just modeling wise though and well then yesterday I got an email with another Playboy hottie.  You may know her as Miss October 2007, Spencer Scott.  That’s right boys and girls, a real life Playboy girl, a real one … doing porn!  Kudos to LA Direct Models for signing such a hottie.

Photo Source:  Fucked18Hard.com

On her Facebook page she says — Currently in a 90 day contract with vivid entertainment, anticipating the release of her new film with vivid called “the Victoria rae black experiment, and the newest issue of Playboys college girls coming in April 2011, this girl is only getting started in her rocketing career!

So who is Victoria Rae Black?  Her claim to fame seems to be that she was a Playboy model, not to be clear this doesn’t mean she was ever a Playmate or even in an issue of their main magazine but has appeared in some versions of their other magazines such as the one she mentioned Playboys College Girls or the Book of Lingerie.  These are special editions.

One thing you can give her credit for is that her tits are all real.  Considering how great they look that is rather impressive.

So will this former Playboy model be going hardcore?  Her booking page at OC Modeling says absolutely.

You can follow Victoria Rae Black on Twitter @VictoriaRaeBxxx

We’ve made it easier than ever to pursue that dream. You can apply immediately online via our secure form OR you can sign up to audition at an official Playboy Casting Call. As Miss February 2010 Heather Rae Young and Miss August 2010 Francesca Frigo show in the videos below, Playmates are truly the girls next door. Start your journey today!

Playboy is having a few open casting calls around the country including cities like Chicago, LA, Kansas City, Columbus, Orlando and Houston.  If you ever thought you might really have what it takes to be a Playboy Playmate this may be your chance.  These casting calls are the real deal and put on by Playboy directly.  CLICK HERE to visit the Playboy site and check out specific dates and times for the open Playmate casting calls.

upcoming casting calls

• Chicago, IL Wednesday, April 13 →  Thursday, April 14
• Los Angeles, CA (Playboy Mansion) Wednesday, May 18 Thursday, May 19
• More 2011 Casting Call Dates Kansas City, MO: June 15 Columbus, OH: July 13 Orlando, FL: September 2011 Houston, TX: October 2011

I got an email today from an online retailer promoting the latest release from Club Jenna.  I could barely believe my eyes.

Who the hell is approving these piece of shit low budget productions?

How do they go from creating such great works of art to creating what can only be described as backroom trailer trash?  Just look and see for yourself.  The first image is from a box cover from a  Club Jenna movie of days gone by.  The 2nd is from a movie just released.

Just looking at that box cover conjurers up images of seedy dealings, low budget porn producers of the 1970′s and ’80s and crack whores, not the glamous image Playboy owned Club Jenna normally, or at least used to like to portray.  Who the hell is approving this shit?

Playboy.tv will offer viewers access to several of the exclusive Playboy TV shows including the reality show Sex Lives that helped to launch the career of Morgan Dayne.  As you may remember Morgan Dayne would later go onto to sign with Digital Playground for a short time as “Rio Valentine” but has since retired using the name.  Morgan Dayne’s first feature film Deviant went on to garner huge critical claim.  You can CLICK HERE to watch it online now.

AVN Story – —AdultCash Programs and PlayboyWebmasters have announced the launch of Playboy.tv, the new home for full-length HD videos from top Playboy programs, exclusive Playboy TV reality shows and movies, Playboy radio, and the company’s very own playmates.

In celebration of the launch, Playboy.tv is offering a December promotion for AdultCash Programs affiliates.

“Here’s your chance to cash in on this brand-new site,” the company said in an announcement. “We’re paying $75 PPS or doubling rev-share payouts each Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday in December beginning December 7. $75 PPS or double rev-share payouts only applies on the following dates: December 7, 8, 9, 14, 15, 16, 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, 30, 2010. “Get paid big time on Playboy exclusive TV shows now available to members online,” the company said. “No minimum or maximum joins required, so get your links up now.”

I can’t say or not for sure if the girl is 15 but I think perhaps she may be mentally challenged.  Here is one classic line from her Twitter feed –

TIRED OF IT AFTER A WIAL, IM ON THE ROAD HAVE BEEN SCENCE JUNE! GOIN BAK TA VEGAS 4 CHRISTMAS WIT TA FAM CANT WAIT!!!!

Really?  And she has to wonder why people think she is underage.  Her name is Bieyanka Moore and on twitter she goes by the name @CaribbeanqueenB.  On her twitter page she says –

OMFG! OK I KNOW THERE IS A RUMOR GOING ON THAT IM 15 EVER SCENCE MY PRONO CAME OUT..WELL IM NOT! EVERYTHING WILL B SET STRAIGHT SOON EVERY1

So what do you think?  Is the rumor true?  Is the girl really a 15 year old runaway?  The reality of the situation is, chances of the story being true are very slim.  The paperwork one has to go through to even get on porno set, let alone give a blow on one is pretty heavy.   Now if you throw in the fact that RK is owned by Playboy and they make you do twice the paperwork just because they are a big company and have a lot of stupid shit rules, but I guess not so fucking stupid now considering it may have saved their ass this time.

So is this chick 15?  I would be extremely shocked.  You need multiple sets of IDs.  Sure you can get 1 fake ID but two or three?

Turns out the original source of the story is from is gossip website called Media Take Out that is apparently as reliable as the National Inquirer.

EXPLOSIVE REPORT!! FREAKY NEW ADULT FILM STAR IS REALLY A 15 YEAR OLD RUNAWAY!!! (PICS INSIDE)

September 08, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com just EXCLUSIVELY learned of a BREAKING STORY that may serve to ROCK the adult film industry.

Earlier this year, a 15 year old girl named Charrida Smalley from Florida ran away from home. Her parents were WORRIED sick about her – and put out MISSING PERSONS fliers all over the country.

Luckily, last week, Charrida returned home SAFE and SOUND. Well, now for the SCANDALOUS PART. It appears that during the seven months when she was away, the young lady was being EXPLOITED.

Just two days ago, a very popular adult film company LEAKED footage of their new starlet – a young woman named Bieyanka Moore. If you look at the screen shots that we provided, not only does “Bieyaka” look almost EXACTLY like 15 year old Charrida, but they have the VERY SAME TATS!!!

And as the below missing persons flier shows, Charrida’s nickname . . . is Beiyaka. DANG!!!

]]> http://lukeford.com/2010-09-08/did-reality-kings-make-an-adult-movie-with-a-15-year-old/feed/ 1 http://lukeford.com/2010-08-25/briana-banks-scam-clarification/ http://lukeford.com/2010-08-25/briana-banks-scam-clarification/#comments Wed, 25 Aug 2010 19:00:15 +0000 Ryan Rayzer http://lukeford.com/?p=16794 Sorry guys but I have removed this post. … Sincerely yours, Gossip Girl

Why did I remove the post? Because I can?

No seriously, I did it because I went and looked into it myself and I have a friend who without a doubt, 100% totally and completely for sure confirms the guy in question worked at Playboy. Don’t know what he did while he was there, nor do I even care. It’s not my business. Nor is it my business who Briana Banks associates herself with personally or professionally.

This post wasn’t about good fun gossip it was just down right mean and attacking some poor guy. So what if he tweets for Briana. I don’t really care.

Maybe she broke her finger and can’t tweet for herself? For all we know she’s on the phone telling the guy what to say while he types it in.

We don’t really know what goes on at her place nor is it our business.

So some of us don’t like the website design of her new site.

That’s really not something to trash the guy for personally. Wow just wow. Let people make some mistakes. We don’t need to trash their very being because they suck wee wee at web design.

I’m sorry but enough is enough.

Whatever decision Briana Banks makes is her decision to make. Who she wants to align herself with is her business. If it is a great decision or a bad one isn’t really our business, unless of course it hurts other people. Then I guess maybe we would be justified to say something. But anywho, I think you all get my point.

I don’t want to see more personal attacks like this in the future on this site. We are here to support the porn industry, not trash the people in it.

Have a nice day.
Sincerely yours, Gossip Girl

If you want to see something Briana Banks related click here.

Playboy is now sharing the photos with you here.

Montana Fishburne was recently in the news claiming she never signed a model release for the work she did pre-Vivid with Brian Pumper.  Brian Pumper however said she’s one crazy bitch and not only did she sign, but he has photos and videos of her doing it and acknowledging that she knew what she was signing.  So in other words, she flat out lied yet again for publicity.  Big shock there.  Only this time her lie cost a guy some series legal fees.

Speaking of train wreck Montana Fishburne and her lies, do you remember her going on TMZ recently claiming her famous father cut her off and won’t have anything to do with her?  Well apparently that was a lie as well.  Her father is footing her very expensive legal bills in regard to an arrest from last year.

TMZ reported that It was Laurence who hired Montana’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, to represent her in an ongoing assault with a deadly weapon case … in an attempt to help her out and get her life back on track. Our sources say Laurence continues to foot the bill for Montana’s defense.

]]> http://lukeford.com/2010-08-25/montana-fishburne-playboy-playmate-reject/feed/ 0 http://lukeford.com/2010-08-24/playboy-redux-art-exhibit-of-the-playboy-bunny/ http://lukeford.com/2010-08-24/playboy-redux-art-exhibit-of-the-playboy-bunny/#comments Tue, 24 Aug 2010 17:49:58 +0000 Foxy Lady http://lukeford.com/?p=16679 Celebrate 50 Years of the Playboy Bunny

Playboy Bunny
Tara McPherson
Oil on Linen – 48″ x 48″
©2010 Tara McPherson

Exhibit Information
Playboy Redux
Contemporary Artists Interpret the Iconic Playboy Bunny
August 27 – September 12, 2010

Opening Reception
Friday, August 27, 2010, 7-10PM
At our new gallery location: 2780 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago

About The Exhibit
Playboy Enterprises in collaboration with The Warhol Museum (Pittsburgh) invited over 20 contemporary and street artists to reinterpret the iconic Playboy Bunny in celebration of the opening of the first Playboy Club in Chicago 50 years ago in 1960. Known at that time for her satin bunny suit, cotton tail and rabbit ears, the Playboy Bunny served cocktails and glamour in equal doses. Many luminaries once worked as Bunnies, including Deborah Harry, Gloria Steinem and Lauren Hutton. For Playboy Redux: Contemporary Artists Interpret the Iconic Playboy Bunny, artists were asked to create a new look for the Bunny, a veritable makeover to create the Bunny of the future. The selected artists have presented a number of new takes on this iconic image, and works ranges range in medium including photography, painting, sculpture, drawing and video.

Playboy Redux was originally shown at The Warhol Museum in March-June, 2010. Rotofugi Gallery is proud to now exhibit and sell these works along with some new additions.

This project is part of Playboy’s year-long 50th Anniversary celebration of the Playboy Cluband Playboy Bunny. The exhibit is curated by Aaron Baker, Ned West and Rotofugi Gallery.

The Gorgon
Tim Biskup
Cel Vinyl Acrylic on Paper – 24″ x 18″
©2010 Tim Biskup

Participating Artists
Featuring Josh ‘Shag’ Agle, Jennybird Alcantara, Scott Anderson, Glenn Barr, Gary Baseman, Tim Biskup, R. Black, Ain Cocke, Brian Ewing, Brendan Fernandes, Rod Filbrandt, Jeremy Fish, Mike Giant, Ludovica Gioscia, Ken Keirns, Jeremiah Ketner, Jeremy Kost, Frank Kozik, Travis Lampe, Bob Masse, Tara McPherson, Hiroki Otsuka, Lisa Petrucci, Mark ‘Atomos’ Pilon, Bonni Reid, Isabel Samaras, Seth Scriver, Andrew Schoultz, Steve Seeley, Jeremy Tinder, Michelle Valigura, Saya Woolfalk and O Zhang.

PLAYBOY, BUNNY and Rabbit Head Design are all marks of Playboy, ©2010 Playboy.

Now you really can claim you just read it for the articles!

… Hugh Hefner (via Twitter)

Kendra Wilkinson Tried To Sell Multiple Sex Tapes

Kendra Wilkinson covers OK! this week, “desperately” waging a legal battle to block a porn company from releasing her old sex tape. Kendra reportedly made the tape with an ex-boyfriend when she was 18 and is now worried it will jeopardize her marriage to Hank Baskett.

Now it appears that not only does Kendra have multiple sex tapes, but she tried to sell them herself, Radaronline.com reports.

Documents from 2008 that Radar recently obtained indicate Kendra set up a company called Home Run Productions LLC to shop the XXX footage. There are multiple references to “the tapes,” meaning there is more than one. The papers are dated November 2008, after she and Hank publicly announced their engagement, and Home Run Productions LLC was created under Kendra’s name that month.

Radar previously reported that Kendra will address the sex tape controversy on her reality show, which could be a ratings boon even if her lawyers are successful in blocking the tape’s release.

Vivid Entertainment released a statement that they plan to release the tape by the end of the month.

“We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape,” the company’s founder told Radar.

LOS ANGELES — (May 5, 2010) – Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, has acquired a sex tape featuring the beautiful, blue-eyed blonde Kendra Wilkinson, star of the current hit reality series Kendra on E! Television Network.

Kendra premiered as the highest rated series debut on the E! Network since The  Anna Nicole Show in 2002.

Prior to Kendra, she was on E!’s Girls Next Door. When she was featured on E! True Hollywood Story, Kendra garnered the series highest ratings in the last 10 years.

‘We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it’s rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude.  The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it. We’ve been trying to reach Kendra but have so far been unsuccessful.  We therefore made the decision to release‘Kendra Exposed’ to stores across the country by the end of May,’ said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid.  “We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.”

“Kendra Exposed” will be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint and Kendra will joining such celebrities as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, Shauna Sand and others whose sex tapes have also been released by Vivid.

The explicit tape was made before she was engaged to and then married Philadelphia Eaglesreceiver Hank Baskett. The name of her sex partner in the video, that was shot prior to her moving into the Playboy mansion, has not been revealed.

Kate Gosselin has had some tough blows this year and Hugh Hefner has dealt her another one.

When asked if there was any possibility that Momzilla would grace the glossy covers of Playboy, Hef said, “No! No!” And the original playboy added insult to injury by suggesting he doesn’t even know why she’s on “Dancing with the Stars.”

He explained, “I don’t think she’s a celebrity.” She is the second Gosselin rejected from the porno business. It must hurt to hear that no one wants to check out your goody basket.

The Frisky: 10 famous female cheaters

Don’t worry, Kate, you’re not the only celebrity to fall short of Hef’s stringent standards. You’re not even the only celebrity on “DWTS” to be rejected! Here are some others who were told to “keep it on.”

Audrina Patridge

Remember when Audrina Patridge “accidentally” leaked some topless photos and was “so embarrassed?” It turned out that she hired a photographer to do the photo shoot when she was 19 years old, to submit to Playboy, but they didn’t want to publish the pics. I can’t really imagine a better fit for the magazine. Maybe they just didn’t dig the schoolgirl-in-her-parents-pool set-up?

Kelly Osbourne

Way back in 2006, Kelly Osbourne expressed interest in taking it off for Playboy but said some of her body parts “would need some airbrushing.” In response, Hugh Hefner said, “I can’t see it happening somehow; we don’t airbrush to that extent.” Jeez, Hef, grow some tact! I wonder if Hef is bummed now that Kelly is thinner, tan, and more Playboy’s speed?

Bridget Marquardt

Bridget Marquardt might have been one of the “Girls Next Door,” but apparently, she couldn’t get in the door at Playboy. After a couple of failed test shoots, she was rejected from being a Playmate, but the Hef welcomed her into his brothel of babes. It seems like a much better deal to get the riches and fame without getting naked. So much for being the dumb one!

Britney Spears

Britney Spears wasn’t exactly rejected, but she was put on the cooler until she stopped acting so nutty. Playboy reps said, “Hef has said that he is more than happy to feature Britney in the magazine once she can put herself back on the road to recovery.” Really? You’re asking her to get her act together and then pose naked? Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around?

The “royal” housewife

When “Real Housewives of New York City” reality star and former model Kelly Bensimon announced she was doing Playboy, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps was all, “No one asked me!” But she has since changed her tune. She says, “I think my 15-year-old would have a heart attack if I were to do Playboy. It’s not something I really want to do.” It’s generally a good idea to feign disinterest in things that totally aren’t going to happen. I’ve already emailed John Mayer to tell him I won’t date him. He’s probably really sad.”

Russian lesbian pop stars TATU

Remember that awesome Russian lesbian singing duo, TATU? They did that song “All the Things She Said” and that cover of “How Soon is Now”? Well, they were really excited to pose for Playboy when they both turned 18, but German and American editions of the magazine said they weren’t interested! They did get a blurb in the music section of Playboy, but had to keep their clothes on, which, judging from their music videos, was really hard for them.

“The Partridge Family” mom

Shirley Jones, who played the mom on “The Partridge Family,” might be 75 years old, but that didn’t stop her from posing for some sexy test shots, featuring legs and cleave. But Hefner rejected the pictures, apparently because he “expected more nudity” from the actress. I think at 75, if the biggest insult Hugh Hefner can give you is that he wants to see more of you naked, you’ve totally won.

Produced in part by Club Jenna founder Jay Grdina and Bill Fisher, head of Cezar Capone, the series begins with an American Idol type audition process and ultimately follows the 6 selected female participants through a variety of daily challenges and nights out in South Beach. Half of the women chosen are aspiring fashion models, while the other half are aspiring adult actresses.

Thus the house is broken into two competing groups, Team Models and Team Pornstars. Each morning the Sex Lives mailman delivers the day’s erotic activity, which the teams are forced to compete in for a variety of rewards.  Similar to The Real World, a confession booth is available for the roommates to vent and express their true feelings.

On the porn star side the show features Brooke Banner, Morgan Dayne (aka Rio Valentine) and Britney Blew.

You can follow both Playboy TV (@PlayboyTV) and Cezar Capone (@CezarCaponeXXX) on Twitter.