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Mary Carey at the Red Parrot

Foxy Lady — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:23:09 +0000

Mary Carey will be feature dancing at the Red Parrot Thursday, January 14th thru Saturday, January 16th. Call or go on-line for more information.

Red Parrot
14401 Gateway Blvd W
El Paso, TX
915.852.2181
www.redparrot.com

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Mary Carey’s Sexy Porn Party

Foxy Lady — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:53:31 +0000

Sexy pornstar party
Saturday January 9th, 2010

CELEBRITY GUEST MARY CAREY!!!

PARTY Starts At 10pm….

Open Bar 11p-1am

$10 Ladies $20 Guys
$4 Dirty Martini’s
$5 Bombs

Do It Like A PornStar Contest!!!

Cash and Prizes

From Mary on Twitter:

hey everyone,
come out and party with me at McFadden’s Las Vegas , in the Rio hotel,this Sat. Jan9,2010. I will be hosting the party. Should be a lot of fun so come out!

McFadden’s
3700 W. Flamingo Road
Las Vegas, NV.
702.270.6200
www.mcfaddensvegas.com

Mary Carey in Sacramento

Foxy Lady — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 15:28:57 +0000

Mary Carey Oct. 28th – Oct. 31st ( Candidate for Governor of California – Over 100 XXX Movies)

Her showtimes are:

Tues: 9pm, 11pm
Wed:, 10pm, 12:30am
Thurs, 10pm, 12:30am
Fri:, Noon, 9:30pm, 11:30pm, 1:30am
Sat: 9:30pm, 11:30pm, 1:30am

Make sure to come by and see her while she’s in Sacramento!!!!!

Gold Club Centerfolds
11363 Folsom Blvd.
Rancho Cordova, CA
916.858.0444
www.goldclubcenterfolds.com

Veronica Rayne at her movie premiere

Foxy Lady — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:52:51 +0000

(Hollywood, CA) Veronica Rayne is making the leap from the small screens and reality TV to the big screen with the latest release from Rudius Films, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell … The movie is based on the controversial bestselling book by Tucker Max. Rayne appears in the film in a role that showcases her sexy side.

“Hopefully when you see me on screen it’ll make your jaw drop. It’s a hilarious movie and was even more fun to be a part of,” said Rayne. “When the movie opens on the 25th, I really encourage people to go see this film with their friends. You won’t stop laughing!”

The movie will make its premiere in Los Angeles September 21st. Rayne is set to be among the cast that will be making an appearance at the event.
This time last year Veronica was making her television debut with FOX Reality Channel’s show My Bare Lady 2. The show challenged adult stars to find success in the business world. Veronica’s straight forward demeanor and feisty attitude easily made the Newbury Port, Massachusetts beauty stand-out. The popular show earned Rayne and AVN Award nomination for Crossover Star of the Year, as well as an Xbiz Crossover Star of the Year nomination. Episodes of My Bare Lady 2 can be currently seen on Hulu.com.

More prolific projects are soon to be coming to fruition as Rayne continues on her path of success. Watch for her on the big screen as I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell hits theaters on September 25th.

Mary Carey and Veronica Rayne in the limo on the way to the premiere

Mary Carey on the Red Carpet

Veronica Rayne on the red carpet

Mary Carey is Gold

Foxy Lady — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:58:19 +0000

Mary Carey will be at 24k Gold Club Wednesday, September 23rd thru Saturday, September 26th. This show was originally scheduled for August, however it was rescheduled for the September dates.

Call for showtimes.

24K Gold Club
4102 Naco Perrin Blvd.
San Antonio, TX
210.223.4653

Official Website:
www.24kgoldclubsa.com

Click Here for a collection of photos of Mary Carey

The Cream Always Rises to the Top

Ryan Rayzer — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 00:04:50 +0000

It seems the new Fame Registry list is out for this month’s top porn stars. I didn’t see any major shockers there but a few little quirks do have me curious. Let’s start towards the top of the list. Obvious winners are Tera Patrick, Jenna Haze and Briana Banks. No big shockers there.

Somehow Taylor Rain who hasn’t really been active in quite some time inched out Jesse Jane for the #4 spot, despite the fact that Jesse Jane has a new movie out, and not just any more either. Pirates II is a mega hit so I’m quite surprised to see her drop a spot while Taylor Rain who has done nothing lately goes up.

Mary Carey as #6? Really? How is that even possible that anyone in their right mind would search for her name on the Internet? It has to be that dumb ass VH1 rehab show. The only other major change was with Vivid Girl Sunny Leone who had a sharp rise from last month to now going from #15 to #9 and Amy Reid who went from #23 to #14 this month. A very impressive jump for both girls.

Tera Patrick
Jenna Haze
Briana Banks
Taylor Rain – Last Month #5
Jesse Jane – Last Month #4
Mary Carey
Gina Lynn
Eva Angelina
Sunny Leone - Last Month #15
Krystal Steal – Last Month #9
Brittney Skye
Carmen Luvana
Aria Giovanni
Amy Reid – Last Month #23
Nikki Benz – Last Month #16

Fame Registry tracks to date 132 porn stars and ranks them based on their populairty, which is based on things like how many awards they have won from AVN, XRCO and F.A.M.E., how many times per day someone uses a search engine to search for the porn stars name, how much traffic their official website gets, and things of that nature. The scores are updated once or twice each month and a new list of “top stars” is formed each month. It’s a pretty nifty reference if nothing else to see who’s hot and who’s not.

ANOTHER THING ABOUT MARY CAREY

Scott Fayner — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Fayner Posts: So I was watching the highly anticipated Celebrity Rehab the other night, just to see what my competition would be if I got back into drugs and had to go to rehab to get clean again.

First off, the guy from Taxi is WAY fucked up, like Tiffany Holiday fucked up. Damn!

Now, Mary Carey we all know as the daughter of two retarded people who for some reason thinks she’s smart enough to one day run this country. Listen, if Hillary Clinton with her years at top-notch prep schools and social environments is having trouble getting into the White House (again) what makes a retard spawn with years of drug abuse and a history of pornography think she’ll ever be more than a great, big (headed) joke?

I don’t know why either, but she does.

But the chick must learn to conduct herself with at least a little hint of tact if she ever does want to be President, especially in front of the camera.

Now who knows if that show is pure fiction, but even so I think Mary could act a bit more concerned about her future sobriety, especially since she gave some weeping speech about how after her mother tried to kill herself by jumping out a window she was gonna quit porn and drugs and booze. But seconds after entering the rehab she’s trying to fuck that loser from Crazy Town while pulling dildos out of her bag.

Is this how the future President of the United States should act?

No.

I mean, at least get into the Oval Office before doing things like this. Right, Bill?

A MARY CAREY MOMENT

Scott Fayner — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Fayner Posts: Like I said before, I had my eyes and ears in Vegas while I sat back in L.A. sipping grape soda and frolicking with the dogs.

Here’s something you may enjoy: So they were doing something new with the AVN Award tickets, where you needed a special sticker or something to be able to walk down the Red Carpet. I’m told not a lot of performers knew beforehand about this, and it became a huge bummer for those who actually cared about it.

Like Mary Carey.

Apparently, Mary Carey was so upset about not having access to walk down the red carpet that she tried throwing her weight around to the hapless staff.

“Do you know who I am? I’m supposed to be on the red carpet! People expect to see me walking down the red carpet! Don’t you see how giant my head is! (okay, the last one I made up).

From what I know, Mary was never let on the red carpet. Boo fucking hoo.

Could this be why Mary was seen later drinking alcohol? Wasn’t she just on VH1′s Celebrity Rehab???? We’ll have more on this later…

WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT?

Scott Fayner — Wed, 05 Dec 2007 20:00:00 +0000

Fayner Posts: So I’m reading that Mary Carey has decided to donate her old boobs to charity. For once I think I can applaud her. Clap, clap, clap.

But given Mary’s undying need to speak every waking second, wouldn’t it be awesome if she instead donated her tongue?

She wouldn’t be able to talk. That would be super cool, wouldn’t it?

I bid $100.

MARY CAREY WANTS YOU TO PARTY WITH HER

Scott Fayner — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:00:00 +0000

Mary Blogs

Hey everyone,
Come celebrate my birthday with me this Friday, June 15 at 10pm. It is at PLAY at 6423 Yucca Ave Los Angeles, Ca 90028.
It has red carpet and press coming. I’m gonna be the big 27! Anyway, let me know if you can make it.
love,
Mary

PORNSTARS REACH MAINSTREAM FAME

Scott Fayner — Wed, 11 Apr 2007 00:00:00 +0000

While these adult-movie stars’ X-rated films may not be coming to a theater near you, the stars themselves are becoming household names. Book deals, feature film roles and reality shows have put these salacious stars on the Hollywood map and poised them for ample tabloid fodder.

Jenna Jameson may be the “Queen of Porn,” but it wasn’t until she got a mainstream break in Howard Stern’s “Private Parts” that audiences could admit they knew who she was. Jameson scored a six-figure book deal and even appeared on the red carpet for L.A.’s Fashion Week.

Traci Lords made more than 100 films before the age of 18 making her a screen queen for adult-film audiences. However, that minor detail that Lords was not of age while filming the X-rated movies prompted authorities to order the films taken off shelves. Lords changed her ways and appeared randomly in mainstream movies and TV shows, including “Serial Mom,” “Blade,” “Melrose Place” and “MacGyver.” She also penned an autobiography of her adult-film experiences, “Underneath It All.”

Mary Carey may be known for her busty blonde adult-film looks, but now she hopes to get noticed for her political views. Carey, who has appeared in numerous adult films and on Playboy TV, ran in the 2003 California recall election for governor. She placed 10th (out of 135 candidates). As a declared Republican, she hopes that her film career will help propagate her political career, according to an interview on the Fox News Channel in 2006.

The notorious “King of Porn,” Ron Jeremy has starred in more than 1,700 movies and directed more than 250. His familiarity of the business landed him a gig as a technical adviser on “Boogie Nights,” while his well-known average looks have cameoed in numerous TV shows and films. In addition, Jeremy’s role on VH1′s “The Surreal Life” has brought him into the homes of viewers of all ages.

Stormy Daniels won the award for best new starlet from Adult Video News in 2004. However, her adult-film career success hasn’t deterred her mainstream ambitions. Daniels has not only appeared in men’s magazines GQ and FHM, but she has also written for FHM. In addition to small stints in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” and the FX show “Dirt,” Daniels even scored herself an invite to the 2007 Grammys.

Ginger Lynn’s prolific adult-film career in the 1980s made her one of the biggest names in X-rated films. However, in 1986, Lynn stopped working in adult films to begin a mainstream career and began using her full name: Ginger Lynn Allen. Although she managed to land some mainstream parts on TV and on the big screen, her relationship with actor Charlie Sheen garnered more Hollywood attention. More recently, Lynn appeared in “American Pie: Band Camp” in 2005, and since last year hit satellite airwaves as the host of Playboy Radio’s Sirius Radio Show.

Turkish-German actress Sibel Kekilli left a porn past behind when she starred in the critically acclaimed German film “Head On.” Although Kekilli won awards for her gritty role, German tabloids seemed more interested in Kekilli’s numerous adult films under the stage name Dilara. However, Kekilli will continue on a mainstream path and is set to portray a young Jewish woman on the way to an Aushwitz concentration camp in an upcoming film.

Adam Glasser goes by the pseudonym Seymour Butts for his X-rated films. He directs, produces and occasionally stars in his “gonzo” genre films (faux, reality-based films). However, in 2003, a Showtime series stuck Glasser at the center of his own reality show, “Family Business.” The show featured his mother and cousin who helped him run the family business. A 2001 obscenity-based court case fueled his free speech activism, and he used his Showtime fame to help further free speech causes.

Belladonna has appeared in more than 250 adult films, appearing often as a dominant lesbian. However, her fame has skyrocketed recently, in part due to some TV fame in the last few years. In addition to appearing on Adam Glasser’s “Family Business,” Belladonna was also the focus of a Diane Sawyer piece on ABC in 2003.

MAREY CAREY IN WASHINGTON… RIGHT NOW

Scott Fayner — Thu, 16 Mar 2006 23:05:00 +0000

AP – Thu Mar 16, 9:55 PM ET

Porn star Mary Carey hams for the cameras before attending the United to Victory dinner sponsored by the National Republican Congressional Committee, Thursday, March 16, 2006, in Washington. (AP Photo/Haraz N. Ghanbari)

IT COULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS

Scott Fayner — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:45:00 +0000

Fayner Posts: George Bush ain’t bright. Dumb as fuck, if you think about it.

Mary Carey Ain’t bright. Dumb as fuck, if you think about it.

And what is a typical conversation between two people who are quite retarded? Let’s just see, okay?

BUSH Was that true you’re hiding terrorists in your big head?

CAREY I don’t know. I am pretty dumb.

BUSH Me too.

CAREY Wanna go play in my sandbox?

BUSH Oh Yeah! I love playing in sandboxes. Let’s go!

CAREY But don’t you have a planet to destroy?

BUSH That can wait. Do you have any silly putty?

CAREY Of course I do. I have Mr Potato Head too. You can skull-fuck him if you want to!

BUSH Yeee Haw!!!

CAREY I’m stupid.

IMAGINE MARY CAREY’S FACE ON THE $3 BILL

Scott Fayner — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 13:25:00 +0000

Hot Cash Causing A Sensation In Europe

from Ayinde O. Chase – All Headline News Staff Writer

London, England (AHN) – In what is turning out to be a hot commodity, fake porno European notes sold as a gimmick in Germany are being successfully passed off as real cash throughout the European Union.

The bills, in 300, 600 and 1,000-euro denominations have a ring of 12 hearts instead of the usual EU stars and feature scantily clad men and buxom nude women.

Further adding to the discrepancy on the counterfeit cash is of the word ‘Euro’ that is printed in the corner usually. The fake porn notes rather have the word ‘Eros’ – the Greek god of love embossed in the corner.

A spokesman for the Cologne police says, “You can tell straight away by looking at it that it’s fake.”

The spokesman continues, "There aren’t even any 600 euro notes anyway. But anyone trying to pass it off as real, even as a joke, faces prosecution."

MARY CAREY AT IT AGAIN

Scott Fayner — Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:40:00 +0000

Porn Star at the White House

from AlterNet.com
by Evan Derkacz

Republican and Fox pundit.

Not sure how the family values crowd squares this stuff with their support for the Republican party but I suspect it’s easily massaged away with little media attention and some boys club guffaws when absolutely necessary.

SpinDentist writes: "George Bush will be celebrating… ‘Take a Prostitute to Dinner Day.’ The prostitute with be 2005 California Businesswoman of the Year, [and porn star and Republican] Mary Carey:

"I’m always excited to learn more about what’s going on in our nation’s capital, since most people in the porn industry think an Iraqi pullout is a form of safe sex," quipped Carey. "Since I’m seriously considering running for governor of California again, I’m going to need a lot of support from Republican lawmakers nationwide – however I can get it."

"I’m really excited to be going back to Washington D.C. to see the president again," said Carey. "Everyone thinks that politicians are stuffy, but we all had a great time last year, and I had fun signing a lot of autographs. Wait till they see that I have lost 20 pounds since the last time they saw me. Watch out Mr.

THIS IS WHY IO LOVE XPT!!

Scott Fayner — Thu, 23 Feb 2006 09:00:00 +0000

TMFR Posts:

I really do love the XPT boards cuz they’re funny as shit!
I don’t like the fact that you can create 20 fake names and have conversations with yourself, because people use my name there all the time. Plus people hate on me, oh well!

BUT, this thread about Tawny and Mary Carey cracks me up!

As seen on lukeisback, I wish he had more. God do they look torn up, its actually sad because in her early days tawny was quite stroke worthy despite her poor posture (i judge porn girls on posture now, jesus, i need to quit the board and join gen changing bed pans and feeding soft foods to the elderly cancer patients)

Disturbing, theres very little in this picture (apart from the obvious) yet theres still so many things wrong with it, starting with what looks like a skin bra near mary careys tit to what seems to be a cross between depressed and cautious look on tawny roberts face, but the thing thats most disturbing is how dark the bath water is, i know mary urinates on her mans clothes as a sign of affection it looks like she takes dumps in the bath with her woman to do the same, she has the same capabilities to share emotions as all zoo animals with disposable thumbs.

Shes just nasty. Remember when she was considered the hottest thing in porn during the brief window of insanity period.

If you could have a top 10 google search of males aged between 18-35 minds this would probably rank around 8.

Forget the fact that mary carey looks 50 in this picture and focus in on tawny’s bright eye burning shine, when i first saw this picture i had an instant flash back to die hard two, a movie i haven’t seen since at least 95 but the scene where the terrorists shut off the lights on the tar mack forcing the plane to crash and how helpful tawnys passed out, lifeless body would’ve been at that moment, he wouldn’t even need to wake her up, he could just wheel her out and lay her across the tarmac saving thousands of extras lives, who knows monster could’ve been on one of the planes.

Dear lord, im sensing a theme, booze, the color pink and attempting to look like tara reid.

Its just painful to look at, dating mary carey is the porn stars version of an e true hollywood story, its rock bottom. Tawnys fucked up her face, theres no reason for anyone under 30 to get botox, and her teeth and lips are absurd.

Taken moments before a stomach pump im sure. how didn’t this relationship last?.

DOES EVERYONE SHRIEK WHEN THEY SEE PAMELA PEAKS?

Scott Fayner — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 00:09:00 +0000

WE GOT NO PROBLEM WITH PAMELA PEAKS. SHE’S PROBABLY A SWEET CHICK UNDER THAT OGRE MASK. ALL WE KNOW IS WE ARE SCARED. SO SCARED WE ARE THAT IN ORDER TO RID OUR MINDS OF HER WE’RE IMAGINING HAVING SEX WITH OUR MOTHERS. FUNNY TOO IS THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE LA WEEKLY ESCORT PAGES ABOUT HER BEING A PAMELA ANDERSON LOOK-A-LIKE. WE THINK IT’S MORE LIKE A MORPHING BETWEEN MARY CAREY AND HOUSTON