Lisa Ann Nails Alaska

Lisa Ann’s ‘Nailin’ Paylin’ Tour Reaches Alaska

Friday, September 11 & Saturday, September 12
Castle Megastores In Anchorage & Fairbanks, AK

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Just when Alaska thought it had seen the last of that particular governor, she’s back! Or rather, Lisa Ann (www.TheLisaAnn.com) as that governor is back, when the ‘Nailin’ Paylin’ tour reaches Alaska for the first time.

The mock governor will be signing at two Castle Megastore locations, in Anchorage and Fairbanks, on September 11 and 12, respectively.

Believe me, the fake-governor is hotter than the real, er, ex-governor..

For more on Lisa Ann visit her new website, www.TheLisaAnn.com.  

Friday, September 11

6pm to 10pm

Castle Mega Store.
1851 East 5th Avenue
Anchorage, AK.
907.272.1185

Saturday, September 12

6pm to 10pm

Castle Mega Store.
707 Old Steese Highway
Fairbanks, AK.
907.451.1891

 

Source: Not Yet A Rising Star PR Press Release

Lisa Ann at Kalamazoo

Adult Film Star Lisa Ann

LIVE ON STAGE AT LITTLE DARLINGS KALAMAZOO!!

LISA ANN IS A 2009 AVN HALL OF FAME INDUCTEE, 2009 AVN AWARD-MILF/COUGAR OF THE YEAR AND THE STAR OF HIT HUSTLER MOVIE “WHO’S NAILIN’ PAYLIN?”

AUGUST 20TH-AUGUST 22ND, 2009
SHOWS WILL BE AT 10PM AND MIDNIGHT ALL 3 NIGHTS

Deja Vu – Little Darlings
1336 Ravine Road
Suite A
Kalamazoo, MI  49004
Phone: (269) 344-5311

Lisa Ann in a new Eminem Video

Did you see Lisa Ann as Sara Plain in the new Eminem video? It’s pretty fucking funny. In this video he spoofs Kim Kardashian’s ass, transformers, Brett Michaels and the Rock of Love Show, Jessica Simpson being fat, Amy Winehouse in jail, and in several various spots throughout the video it breaks into the Lisa Ann as Sara Palin parts. He spoofs so many people in this video it would take me to long to mention. So just watch the shit for yourself.

ONE OF MY FAVORITES TO MERGE WITH ONE OF MY LEAST FAVORITES?

Fayner Posts: It’s Christmas time, a time when people come together in harmony. Gay, I know, but it happens. Lonely people find lonely people and fall in love around this time. The sappiness could choke a reindeer while he’s whacking off.

In the spirit of Christmas, I’m hearing that two industry powerhouses (well, a power ex-whore and a power douche) are planning a merger some time in the near future: Lisa Ann and Seymore Butts.

Now Lisa is cool in my book. She runs her agency well and has always been kind with letting me touch her hefty boobs whenever I see her. I appreciate that.

But Seymore is a fucking joke. He uses the same couch to help his son with his homework as he does to shoot the bottom tier of porn talent. His shirts have no sleeves. Basically, he sucks balls (I won’t get into any personal stuff between us ’cause it is still Chanukkah and that is just wrong).

But they’re joining forces soon I hear to either start some sort of porn company, make one better or begin using porn talent to work in Seymore’s sweatshop making sleeveless shirts for unfortunate children.

I can’t wait to see what becomes of this…

PRETTIEST GIRL IN PORN

Todays new poll is a good one. Who’s the best looking chick on porn?

To help you guys that only know girls by tit and ass and not name, we’ve added links so you can see each girl before you vote!

Remember, your vote counts!!!!!!!!!!!!

‘Prettiest’ Girl In Porn


1 Celeste Star
2 Tiffany Taylor
3 Pamela Peaks
4 McKenzie Lee
5 Shy Love
6 Justine Joli
7 Kirsten Price
8 Jassie
9 Naomi
10 Jelena Jensen
11 Sandee Westgate
12 Katsumi
13 Lisa Ann

LISA ANN LEAVES DIRECT MODELS, BACK TO PERFORMING

Sexy Superstar Still Represented By Top Agency

(Studio City, CA) Lisa Ann, who has been working for LA Direct Models since last September, has decided to leave her title of agent behind for now and return to what she loves best, performing.

“Working as an agent at LA Direct Models has been extremely exciting.  When I first came to meet Derek, I had no intention of shooting or getting back in the business, I actually held out for four months until I was asked to shoot a boy girl for Suze Randall.  We booked it and I loved it!” explained Lisa Ann.  “After a couple of weeks of Derek’s tenacity about putting up some of the pictures from the shoot on the LA Direct site, we did and I knew then, that I would no longer be able to resist the temptation of shooting or feature dancing once again.”

Lisa Ann was right, last week at Rouge she danced for the first time in over a year and performed to an awestruck audience.  Her solo act combined showmanship, grace, style and experience that you just don’t see that often and is why demand for her performances in front of the camera are flourishing.

LA Direct owner Derek Hay responded to the departure by saying, “Lisa Ann has been a wonderful breath of fresh air at LA Direct and we are sorry to see her go, but since I persuaded her to relocate to Studio City, I guess we will still be seeing her pretty often.”

The sexy superstar will continue to be represented by the top talent agency and looks forward to getting back to her roots as a performer in front of the camera and on stage.

Hay, who is delighted to continue working as Lisa Ann’s agent said, “We have been blown away at the response and demand out there for Lisa Ann and fully understand why Lisa wants to take full advantage of that demand and move back into acting full time for a while.”

Lisa Ann points out “I had a wonderful opportunity with Derek Hay and everyone at the office, but I can no longer look out the window and wonder
what I am missing.  I will be at the office whenever I can to bring coffees and laughs, but I will again be able to focus on my life as Lisa Ann, cut back on the extra responsibility and have some fun.  I do believe I owe a lot to Derek for reminding me I still have it, and also for teaching me what hard work really is!  I am just not ready for all that work yet when I can still play!  I would like to thank everyone at LA Direct Models for their warm welcome and continued friendships.”

Robert Moran will take over for Lisa Ann and Derek is thrilled to have him on board. “We have been training Robert since he joined the company approximately two months ago to eventually move into an agent role at Direct and thought this comes somewhat sooner than we expected, we welcome him to move upwards and he is excited at the challenges this promotion will bring.”

Lisa Ann is available for filming, photo shoots and feature dance dates and can be booked through LA Direct Models by contacting them at www.ladirectmodels.com

or by calling 818-752-5080.

LA Direct Model media inquiries may be directed to Janie Liszewski of High Profile Media at jj@highprofilemedia.com or 661-607-4891.

LISA ANN COMMENTS OFF THE MARK

Lukeisback.com had a great interview with Dakota Cameron yesterday where Dakota obviously has some major issues with Lisa Ann.

I’ve known Lisa Ann since she was a Metro/Cal Vista contract performer. The comments made by Dakota are way off base. Lisa Ann has no insecurities, she has no ‘jealousy’ issues, she’s not envious of anyone and she’s not catty.

She was and always will be a contract star! She was a ‘Contract Girl’ when that term actually meant something. The girl made a boatload of money and here’s a great note… SHE SAVED HER MONEY AND INVESTED IT WISELY.

Dirct Models owner Derek Hay made a wise move bringing Lisa Ann in, because she’s someone the girls can look up to, she’s someone the girls can and should respect because she’s been to the TOP of this business, plus she follows Derek’s philosophy about the girls being on point, because back in the day you HAD to be on point! Lisa doesn’t talk bullshit out of her ass, she talks from experience.

Bottom line, Lisa Ann is a standup person, she’s all business, she’s seen everything in this business, she’s professional and respectful! Girls at Direct can learn from her!

I don’t know Dakota, but she’s a beautiful girl who does great scenes! So, Dakota… instead of looking at Lisa as an antagonist or an obstacle… look at her as an asset that can help your career. You paid Derek a lot of compliments, which are all true, Derek will make you a ton of money and he’s the best at what he does. But Lisa Ann is just like Derek, follow her, listen to her, work with her and she’ll help you make a lot of money!

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LISA ANN GONE FROM LA DIRECT (UPDATED)

As is reported on Lukeisback.com…. Former 90’s Super Contract Star Lisa Ann has been released from LA Direct Models by Derek Hay.

Lisa refused to take in a well known current “contract star” who is close to being booted by her “high profile” company for drug related issues. To keep the girls contract in-tact Derek promised to keep a close eye on the girl, thus having Lisa Ann babysit. Lisa’s refusal to take the troubled starlet in showed Derek that Lisa was not part of the team and it was best that she left.

We wish Lisa the best… and she is a beautiful woman, a legend… and we hope she still plans to come back and do scenes!!



ONCE AGAIN….. AS REPORTED ON WWW.LUKEISBACK.COM Lisa Ann and LA Direct chief Derek Hay have patched things up and Lisa is back. That’s great news, because Lisa Ann is a GREAT person to work with and be around!!! SO, good move on both parts.