Gene Simmons Likes His Hookers

Rocker Gene Simmons (you know from Kiss) wrote a book about hookers, escorts and call girls and the book is called Gene Simmons’ Ladies of the Night. It is said to be a Historical and Personal Perspective on the World’s Oldest Profession. It should be hitting bookstores on July 8, 2008. There will however be a special early release of the book in New York City on July 1st and you will have a chance to meet Gene Simmons himself at the Barnes and Noble on 555 Fifth Avenue at 46th Street, New York. If you are interested I would suggest calling Barnes & Noble directly for additional details including times. Here is the official press release about this book ….



Gene Simmons Book

BEVERLY HILLS, CA—Phoenix Books and Gene Sim mons, the New York Times best-selling author, reality TV star, and KISS front man, present an entertaining mix of narrative history and Simmons’ own unique philosophy about the inception and legacy of prostitution with his enlightening new book, Ladies of the Night, poised to hit bookstores on July 8th, 2008. Beautifully illustrated in lush, velvety binding, Ladies of the Night is an entirely new take on a traditionally taboo topic and promises to spark debate.


In connection with the book’s release, Phoenix Books is giving one lucky fan the chance to win a personalized voice mail greeting from Gene Simmons himself! Contestants are asked to go to www.geneSimmons.com.

PROOF THAT DICK TRACY WANTS TO WHACK OFF TO THE GENE SIMMONS SEX TAPE!

Fayner Posts: So yesterday I wrote that the Gene Simmons tape would only be bought by one person and that person is performer Dick Tracy who loves KISS so much he’d probably drink Paul Stanley’s semen if he asked him to.

Not an hour passed and Dick sends me this email announcing his love for Gene Simmons.

Strange? Yes indeed.

Unhealthy? Of course.

Expected? Without a doubt.

Dick Tracy Writes In: dude

I fucking launched diet sprite outta my nose all over my computer screen laughing so fucking hard..yeah gene is one ugly sob but kiss rules dude(yeah so does VAN HALEN too..I cant say they suck,especially now they’ve got dave

back..great show..I went 3 times by the way)…yes I buy everything kiss puts out….but actually not too sure about this one..but yeah I’ll watch it probably….hahahahaha..fuckin faynor…………… – D2thamuthafuckinT

IS THIS SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE WANT TO SEE?

 

 

Fayner Posts: Okay, so now the word around town has Gene Simmons in a sex tape with some car show model reject he just met! C’mon, Gene Simmons fucking a woman he just met?! I don’t believe it!
 
And I understand this has been leaked onto the internet, but one must wonder if anyone is really gonna want to watch a man of Gene’s ugliness fuck some nameless skank with his fucking shirt still on! What’cha hiding there, Gene? Did you know this tape was gonna get leaked and thought hiding your old belly would do better for your profits? Did ya?
 
I for one will never watch this tape. KISS sucks. They made over 20 records and have only one good song: Hard Luck Woman. And Strutter is okay, but not that good. Fuck KISS and Gene Simmons fucking a 3rd rate whore!
 
What an arrogant son of a bitch he must be to think people will want to watch this. And here I was thinking that the sex tape of Screetch was the worst thing that could happen to America ever. Once again, I have been proven wrong. Shame on me.
 
My prediction is only one person will buy this: Dick Tracy.