Chasey Lain vs Donny Long

Chasey Lain vs Donny Long is a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black. The Donny Long vs Chasey Lain fight brings HE SAID SHE SAID to a whole new level.   Even more notable is that this fight with Chasey Lain has brought Donny Long more press than he’s probably ever gotten his entire career.

The Porn Whore versus The Dumb Ass


But let me start at the beginning so that you fully understand the story.  First there is Chasey Lain who has been in the business for quite awhile now.  Her first movie was in 1991 and during the last 17 years she’s performed in about 100 movies, directed a handful and even has some writing credit to her name and in 2003 Chasey Lain was inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame.  Throw in the television shows, mainstream movies and the rock videos she’s appeared in and well you have someone that you might call a seasoned pro on your hands.


Recently however Chasey Lain hasn’t quite been as active as she was in her early days and there have been unconfirmed rumors of her having some problems with drugs.  Whatever the truth may be, we know that by all accounts Chasey Lain did not age gracefully, but that being said it doesn’t make her a “crack whore”.  Here is an image of Chasey Lain from a movie she just did (released in 2008).  You can decide for yourself what you think.  Honestly I think they photoshopped the fuck out of her face so much I couldn’t even tell it was her if it were not for her tits.



Then there is Donny Long.  He started out in the business in 2005 with his performance in the movies Mexicunts 3 and Chica Boom 36.  In late 2007 he decided to start a content production company.  This basically means he shoots photosets and video clips for adult websites.  In his press release for AVN promoting his new company he claims to have been in 500 titles.  Yet IMBD could only come up with 81 titles throughout the entire span of his career and keep in mind some of those may very well be compilation titles.

Long, a performer with a résumé of over 500 titles, now appears exclusively in the scenes he produces, and is catering mainly to internet affiliate-based clients.


The biggest project he seems to have been involved in is a scene in the recently released Vivid feature My Big Fake Wedding with Brea Lynn.  He performed in this scene with Carmel Moore, Jack Venice and Jada Fire.  And this performance is only notable not because of the budget of the flick but because he performed in a scene with Jack Venice who you might have heard recently is dating the newest Vivid girl Hanna Hilton and is up on rape charges.  He’s being accused of breaking into some college girl’s place and raping her.  Which seems odd since he’s a porn star and gets Grade A prime pussy all day long but hey whatever.  I’m not a lawyer so what the fuck do I know?  Back to Donny The Douche Bag Long … his blog brags about their new big project which is midgets. Yes, midgets.


So here we have a guy who’s been in the business about two years, hasn’t really been in any big budget productions, doesn’t really have any writing or directing titles to his credit who started his own company to make his own scenes and take his own photos to sell to others that in the press, fudges a bit on the truth and where was I going with this?  I’m so bored with this douche I fucking forget already.


It seems this isn’t the first time Donny Long has had problems.  There is a cute little up and commer named Roxy Deville.  She isn’t BIG in the industry just yet but her fame is growing.


According to a story I read over at AdultFYI, Donny Long had it out with her as well when she chose not to work with him because of his bad reputation and he tried to get around booking her through her agent to screw him out of money due and probably try to get her for cheaper.  Donny Long’s response?

ok be a stupid tranny lover whore go fuck yoursself you sick fuck. I just saw that your a tranny fucker lover now i get it. you a c3x both can go to hell.


But this story isn’t the only one. There is a story like THIS one which goes on about how he’s a homo and how nobody wants to work with him and how he’s a liability to the industry, blah blah.  I think Donny Long’s reputation speaks for itself.

Now for the Chasey Lain vs Donny Long fight


So one day Donny Long’s new company decides to hire Chasey Lain for two scenes.  According to Donny Long’s blog, one of the scenes was for boy/girl sex and the other was for a gagging blow job.  She was late and this was wrong of her.  But she wasn’t just a little late, she was insanely late.  She was due on the set at 9 am.  She didn’t show.  However at 8 pm that night, some 11 hours later she showed up.  By anyone’s standards being 11 hours late is beyond unacceptable.


So for some reason they spend 3 1/2 hours in makeup.  Donny Long claims it is because Chasey Lain won’t shut up but even then, how fucking hard is it to put on makeup?  Seriously, wtf is wrong with his makeup artist?  Oh I see, he said that he’s paying her double time for this job so that bitch is no doubt milking it for all the overtime she can get.


When we see the video footage of this 3 1/2 hour makeup session we find that where Donny The Douche Bag Long says Chasey Lain won’t shut up is the part where she is standing up for her rights.  To make a long story short, Chasey Lain has some concerns about her contractual agreements.  She stated that she was hired for two scenes and he insists she do hardcore stills in addition to her scenes and she says they can just screen capture them from the video footage.  He argues with her about this and she says that she’ll agree to it but only if they write in on the contract that he won’t be using these for other things.  Basically Chasey Lain has been around the block long enough to know that once a scumbag like Donny Long gets his hands on some photos of her, he will sell and resell them every chance he gets and she’s not interested in that kind of deal.  Chasey Lain, like many stars like to have more control over their image. If you want to learn more about this concept you can click here to read a great article on it from porn star Kayden Kross over at Xbiz.


Next Chasey Lain goes to find something to wear for the photo-shoot.  What she selects something in black, Donny Long doesn’t like so she has to change.  She spends some time trying to find something while Donny Long continually yells NO NOT THAT, PUT THIS OR THAT ON.  This goes on for about an hour.  No doubt by now any female talent would be flustered and frustrated.


She pulls herself together and begins to position herself on the couch for the first set of still shots.  With her 17 years of experience in doing this I’m pretty sure the bitch knows how to do her job but Donny Long continues to berate her.  She tries to explain that something with this position doesn’t feel right and he insults her some more.  She sucks it up and gets through to the next part where she standing in the same dress, in what appears to be 6 or maybe 8 inch spiked high heels, with one leg on the ground and the other one up, exposing her leg.  it is while attempting this balancing act, she stumbles then gets back up and goes right back to her poses.  What does Donny The Douche Bag Long do? Why he yells at her of course for not standing still. Saying that all this moving around is ruining his shots.


This kind of bullshit goes on for the duration of the movie while Donny Long continues to tell the camera what a crack whore, dumb bitch  Chasey Lain is.  This of course is coming from the mouth of a man who records his “talent” going to the bathroom.  In this particular case Chasey Lain is on her period and tells the camera to please leave her alone while she changes her tampon that she is having an unusually heavy flow.  Does Donny The Douche Bag Long give her privacy to take a piss?  Of course not.


The video footage ends by Donny Long chasing her out of his crack whore looking warehouse which I can only image him and his heroin junkies hang out, to film Chasey Lain get into a car with tinted windows.  He confirms on the video that he can’t see into the car but them tells the cameras that she is in her car (that remember he can’t see into because it’s night and the car has dark tinted windows) that she is in her car smoking a crack pipe.


 



I’m going to have to go with Chasey Lain on this one.

Donny Long gives a big FUCK YOU to the law

On Friday I read an article at AVN how a judge blocked the release of the infamous Mini-Me Sex tape.

Actor Verne Troyer prevailed in court Friday as a federal judge granted his request for a temporary restraining order to halt the release of a sex tape featuring the “Austin Powers” star and his former live-in girlfriend, Ranae Shrider.


U.S. District Judge Philip Gutierrez ruled that Verne Troyer “will suffer irreparable harm to his reputation” if the video is released. Best known for his role as Mini-Me opposite Mike Myers in “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” and its sequel “Goldmember,” Troyer is currently featured in Myers’ new comedy “The Love Guru.”


This sex DVD was being shopped around to distributors by the guy who was selling the Paris Hilton sex tape. The celebrity sex-tape broker Kevin Blatt was really the first who went public with graphic descriptions of the video’s content, well that was after TMZ published a clip of it on their website.


Well it turns out this guy didn’t actually have the tape … at least this is the story he’s giving after he was hit with a $20 million dollar lawsuit and court order to crease and desist.  He now claims he had only seen it and dediced to try and sell it to others only to see who may be interested in buying it.  YAH RIGHT!!  We so believe you dude.


Mini-Me filed suit against TMZ, SugarDVD (who was making a $100,000 to get a hold of the tape) and Kevin Blatt (the man shopping it around to adult distributors).  Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me) claims the video was stolen from his home and is now seeking $20 million in damages. The judge’s order prevents any adult video distributor from taking orders for the video and blocks TMZ from posting any further excerpts from the tape.

TMZ pulled down the original clip Friday evening, and SugarDVD has removed all mention of the offer for the video from its Web site. Judge Gutierrez may issue a more binding preliminary injunction in the case unless TMZ and other parties can show a valid reason for releasing the footage. The temporary order expires July 7.


DONNY LONG SAYS FUCK YOU JUDGE WITH HIS OWN MINI ME SEX TAPE SITE


Now here is where it gets good …. adult content producer Donny Long apparently isn’t really all that smart, as he is boasting over at AfultFYI how he is buying Mini Me Sex domain names and he has posted a clip of the mini-me sex tape and continues to keep it posted even after the judge’s orders.  Beyond that, isn’t Mini Me a trademarked name from the movie?  I don’t know … just a thought on more law blatlant Donny Long law violations.  Here is exactly what Donny Long had to say from that Adult FYI story.

Donny Long writes: Well since I have been called the misget pornographer lately, I have had some interest in this Mini Me sex tape.

Looks like tmz.com has taken down the clip from the mini me sex tape. I love it how someone can film this and then sue when it goes public, What a crock of shit. Anyways since Mini Me thinks he can stop people from showing it I have made a website just for him showing the video and pictures.


Check it out click here www.minimedvd.com


I have also bought a bunch of other good Mini Me domain names so I am really hoping someone gets the balls to post the rest of it!


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DOES DONNY LONG JUST MAKE FRIENDS WHEREVER HE GOES?

Some Porn Chick Writes In: I can also tell you a little about Donny Long too He is yes indeed pretending to be a producer but does not pay the sluts He says he’s gonna trade content with you and tells you you’ll have to go buy a external hardrive for him to be able to load it from his 50 year old computer pathetic and He says he is a great fuck but first hand he is nothing I have fucked better his weenis is too long and not thick enough and he doesn’t even perform good his editing is ok not that great and he uses other people equipment because he can’t afford it he used all the money he made in those so called 500 scenes buying cocaine He used to have a good rep but his is a N***** hater but listens to there music stupid there for not alotta people like him either hes a little bitch must be afraid of them….. cus his skinny ass would get wooped… and he thinks he’s an agent and got all these ugly hoes in the buisness but where are they I never seen um all the so called (longs) Be aware of him decieving coniving …Anyway PLEASE DO NOT POST MY NAME YOU CAN POST WHAT I WROTE BUT NOT MY NAME I TELL BUT FUCK PEOPLE KNOWING WHO I AM CUS I DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYONE IN THE DAMN INDUSTRY THERE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS EXCEPT THE ONES THAT ACTUALLY ARE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE GOOD WITH THERE MONEY…..

thanks

Fayner Says: And like always, we’re reminded that porn chicks don’t become porn chicks by winning the spelling bee. They become porn chick by being whores.

And let me just say that Donny Long is slowly becoming my new hero by spending (allegedly) all his money on blow. I like that. I like Donny Long.

I’ll say it again: I like Donny Long.

DONNY LONG: WELL LIKED AND HOT

Fayner Posts: Being a Jew on Christmas means I have a lot of free time. Sure, I have tons to begin with but on Christmas I’m not expected to work. Unfortunately my brain hasn’t slowed down to the current crawl of the rest of my body since I quit doing coke some months back, so I was sitting at the computer yesterday just clicking away for things to amuse me.

Somehow I ended up at Donny Long’s web site. Don’t ask how or why because I don’t know, but I did. And I found a few things which made me laugh.

Now I’m not even sure if I know Donny Long. I know I’ve heard about him; things like him being pretty much a John who pays industry chicks porn prices to fuck him on tape. It is actually an awesome idea I must say, pretending to be a producer so you don’t have to pay them the outrageous prices they charge as hookers.

But here is a quote from Donny’s site that got me chuckling outloud:

Donny Long has appeared in over 500 scenes since 2005 making him a talent that is both well liked and one that delivers a hot scene.

Is Donny joking here? Does he really think that doing 500 scenes in two years makes him well-liked and means he does a hot scene? Really? ‘Cause I can name 20 guys who have done well over 1000 scenes in 10 years who are hated and who do some of the worst scenes ever to appear in adult films. I ain’t gonna name any ’cause I don’t wanna, but let me tell you that just because you’ve been in the business for two years does not mean you’re any good: it’s that other people are worse.

It’s not something to be proud of, okay?