I’m sure by now you heard that that fucked up Jersey Shore show on MTV has its own porno parody now. Oh no, not that good one with the cast and crew who actually look like they were from the show but another one all together.

There are actually two parody’s about the Jersey Shore.  What’s fucking crazy is, this 2nd one was done AFTER the 1st one Jersey Shore XXX, so seeing how good they did, you would think they would step it up a notch, right?  Ummm wrong.  Dead wrong.

I seen the the photo gallery on AVN and I realize, I don’t even know what the fuck this is but it’s sure and the fuck not anything to do with Jersey Shore.  Zero Tolerance fucking failed on this one big time.  They called their movie  ‘Not Jersey Shore: Jersey Whores’ and that’s about the only thing at all that it has in common with the actual show.

Anyone who has ever seen the real Jersey Shore will note you probably won’t see many blondes.  In fact, I can’t ever recall seeing one blonde, ever.  But that doesn’t seem to matter to Zero Tolerance because they cast a couple blondes in their version of the movie.

Here is a shot of Kagney Lynn Karter on the set of the movie (from the AVN galleries)

oh and the Guidos that have really given the show their trademark, with the men with buff chests, and gel in their hair.  Well here is who Zero Tolerance has …

We may have to give this movie the award for the worst attempt at a parody ever.  They didn’t even fucking try.   This is a huge red mark on the Zero Tolerance name, who quite honestly until now I was getting more and more impressed with.  Their production quality had recently been improving.  However with this single failure, they have really lost a lot of their credibility with me.

If you are going to do something, at least half ass it.  They didn’t even try.   It looks like they just shot a random cheap ass, really badly done porno then put the Jersey Shore name on it hoping it would sale, because otherwise, it was so badly done it wouldn’t have a chance in hell to recoup the cost of production.

Zero Tolerance WTF where you thinking associating yourself with this piece of shit project?

Before you go look at this I want to warn you, it’s not for the weak.  When I say this is some nasty ass shit, I actually mean this is some nasty ass -SHIT-.

For quite awhile now people have made fun of Donny Long but this brings things to a whole new level.  I found this story on Adult FYI and the video the is associated with the story is beyond explanation.

click here to see the real Donny Long

Donny Long: “He’s about as good at wiping his ass as a 60 year old paraplegic”

Turn about is fair play, the saying goes. Donny Long this week had his way with agents in the business via his new blog on www.xxxfilmjobs.com. One of the agents, Mark Spiegler, offers a link to www.efukt.com and a video clip featuring Donny Long in action:

www.efukt.com/20635_Hygiene_fail.html

The NFL may not like boobs or Janet Jackson showing hers but they sure don’t seem to mind hiring pedophiles.   This year the Super Bowl half time show, which most fans have said was one of the worst half time show in the Super Bowl history, was put on by a man who just a few years ago was arrested in possession of child porn.  This happened in 2003 and he’s not on a watch list.  Big fucking whoopy do!  If it were any of us,t hey would have put us away for 100 years but since this sick fucker is famous, he gets off with no more than a slap on the wrist.

In 2003 Peter Townshend was arrested when the FBI discovered he used his credit card to join a child-pornography site.   It wasn’t just a matter of he happened upon a site with child porn on it, the sleezy fuck actually used his credit card to join the site and be a part of this child porn community.  When the fucker was busted he said … get this …. it was research for his autobiography and that he was going to argue that ISP’s need to do more to fight pornography.

Really?  Because what I think we need to do is do more to stop child abusers like you, you stupid sick fucker.

I don’t know, it’s just funny to me how we can’t show a little boob with a covered nipple at that, but it’s more than okay to pay a known pedophile a large sum of money to perform at the same venue.  What the fuck is wrong this world?

According to a report on Hardcore Gossip, Nikki Benz will be hosting the 26h annual XRCO awards, which is going to take place in April. Of course it also recently leaked out that she’s also going to be the Penthouse Pet for that same month and if all of that isn’t enough for Miss Benz she is also touring the country, doing a series of funny commercials on Fox Sports and I am told, set to star in the new big budget Cezar Capone movie.  The full story about her hosting duties for XRCO is below ….

Nikki Benz is spanning the country with a fantastic four-night appearance in Florida followed by a West Coast for media bender. On top of all this Nikki has a huge announcement to share with friends and fans. She has been named as co-hostess for the 26th Annual XRCO Awards, joining Lisa Ann and Sean Michaels. The show at Highlands in Hollywood is in April.

“I can’t even begin to explain how excited I am about hosting the XRCO Awards,” beams Nikki. “The chance to help the industry’s leading journalists and critics recognize the very best in our industry is something that I can’t wait to be part of.”

On her first stop Nikki’s is entertaining Pompano Beach from February 3-6 at the Booby Trap right near all the Super Bowl mania.

“I’m excited to be feature dancing in South Florida during the Super Bowl weekend,” says Nikki. “It’s going to be a packed house and I can’t wait to get up on stage and seduce the whole crowd. I hope my Florida fans are ready for me!”

Running concurrently with the Super Bowl Weekend Nikki is also being featured on FOXSports.com’s web show “Cubed”. It features Nikki joking with the office drones on the show, offering sex appeal and comedic relief all at the same time.

Meggan Mallone may be on a career hiatus but in the mean time her latest movie from Vivid has been released and this one is called Meggan’s Sexy Stories and I happened upon the trailer for you fuckers to enjoy.

Paul Thomas packs in the production value with these five hot stories that all end in hot, hot sex. Watch mom peek in the tent while camping, to find out just how close her daughter and her best friend truly are! Then watch mom play cougar to one of her daughter’s sexy, young boy toys. Watch Meggan’s boyfriend control her from afar with a remote controlled vibrator! See a real rock star surprise his baby on her birthday. And finally, watch a porn star turned tv repairman return to his first career on a service call! PT tells the stories. B. Skow shoots. Meggan stars. Now that’s porn. Starring Meggan Mallone, Lexi Belle, Charisma Cappelli, Syren Demer, Ami Emerson, Dane Cross, Kevin James, Mr.Pete, Randy Spears, and Alec Knight.