Kick Ass Pictures today ran some funny tweets today.  It was a series of jokes about the porn star with some bad luck.  You can follow Kick Ass Pictures @KickAssPictures

#BadLuckPornStar – gets playboy bunny tattoo……………………….bunny facing the wrong way

#BadLuckPornStar – dyes hair from blonde to black…………………….loses scene because they wanted blonde!

#BadLuckPornStar – just joined myspace

#BadLuckPornStar – goes to vegas with friends……………………..gets in fight w/ them and they leave you there

#BadLuckPornStar – brags about being a great squirter…………………smells like piss

#BadLuckPornStar – gets a lot of bookings……………….only used as fluffer

#BadLuckPornStar – has real orgasm on set…………………….has to fake orgasms with civilian bf

#BadLuckPornStar – creates contest to have a fan watch your shoot………………..turns out to be vice!

#BadLuckPornStar – tweets nude pic for reaching 20,000 followers………………loses 5 followers

#BadLuckPornStar – arrives early to porn party……………asked to help set up red carpet