Rick’s NY Offers Tim Tebow His First Lap Dance!

Rick’s Cabaret NYC is know for its celebrity clientele and is a favorite spot of many pro athletes.  Rick’s Cabaret Girl Beverly, who calls herself a big Jets fan, explains, “But we are not allowed to name any names. We protect everyone’s privacy–that’s why we even have a private elevator to take celebrities and athletes directly up to the VIP third floor of luxury private suites.”

Beverly and some of her fellow exotic dancers gave their opinions on Tim Tebow becoming a Jet. The reactions were definitely mixed.

“I’m thrilled for the Jets and want to extend an extra special welcome to Tim Tebow,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Beverly, a busty blonde beauty. “I’ve heard that he doesn’t go to strip clubs, but I will be happy to give him his first lap dance. I promise he will like it. It would be my honor.”

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Sydney, a statuesque blonde stunner, did not think that Jets ownership made the right move. She proclaimed, “They got him just so they can sell Tebow tee shirts and Tebow merchandise. The Jets need football players not haberdashers.”

“Tebow is cute, I like him,” said Rick’s Cabaret Girl Alex, a buxom brunette. “But Mark Sanchez is sexier,” she added.

Rick’s Cabaret Girl Trina, a “double d” knockout, said, “A lot of the girls here love the Jets because they are good guys, but I’m over them. The Jets are good at getting headlines, the other New York team wins Super Bowls!”

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photos courtesy of Rick’s Cabaret