Will Not Jennifer Lopez XXX Sales Be Jeopardized or Boosted by J-Lo & Marc Anthony’s Split?
Did Pants on the Ground Fuel Split?
Or is this just another Will Ryder opportunity to exploit a tragedy like their divorce so he can promote his movie?
Jennifer Lopez is certainly a beautiful woman but rumors are circulating that ‘pants on the ground’ fueled her recent split with husband Marc Anthony. What exactly if anything does this have to do with porn? Well, if you ask adult movie director Will Ryder who just this spring released a porn parody movie called Not Jennifer Lopez XXX available from X-Play and distributed by Digital Sin the answer is a whole lot.
“I have to tell you I was not surprised when I heard that they split,” Ryder said.
Anthony has been known to be somewhat of a womanizer and heart-breaker including his split from former wife Dayanara Tores who wore the crown of Miss Universe. They married in 2000 and split in 2002 so he is not afraid to pull away from a completely gorgeous woman.
“The guy is a stud but he might be a wee bit nuts leaving these gorgeous babes and I have no idea if their breakup will help or hurt sales of our Jennifer Lopez porn parody but I am just hoping she comes back as a judge next season on American Idol so we can continue to sell well.”
Sales of the www.sitcums.com parody have been strong based mostly on her popularity and the fact that it is unlike any other porn parody but such news can help a DVD like this continue to sell well for months.
The PG version of the trailer is now available on YouTube at www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxFjYikl9gk
“Listen if you love Latina woman and enjoy watching them have sex then this movie is for you. If you do not enjoy these types of women please do not purchase this movie and boycott it if you wish due to our bad taste,” Ryder offered.
‘Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol’ stars Latina sex kitten Renae Cruz, Eva Angelina, Alexis Amore’, Veronique Vega, Sunny Lane, Aurora Snow, Aarielle Alexis, Isabella Sky, Carmella Santiago, Kelli Tyler along with Lee Stone, Jeremy Steele, Tee Reel, Kurt Lockwood, Scott David and James Bartholet. It is a Latina sex explosion!
Speculation that Mr. Anthony was caught one too many times with his pants on the ground are only rumors at this time.
“I have a hard time believing that a Latin charmer who sings like a bird and has women and groupies in the palm of his hand during his concerts would cheat on a princess like Jennifer Lopez. She is too beautiful to creep on so I will not believe it. For Pete’s sake she’s People Magazine’s Most Beautiful Woman of 2011” Ryder concluded.
Not Jennifer Lopez XXX is available in better adult stores and in some filthy ones too. Also available from your favorite online retailer.
This film is a parody. Fox Television, American Idol, 19 Entertainment, Freemantle Media and/or Jennifer Lopez or Marc Anthony in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie. This is not Jennifer Lopez but rather an actress of similar style.
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I just want to go on the record and say that although I give Will Ryder a world of shit about his PR stunts, I do still think he’s a talented director.
Please don’t let my good natured ribbing about his PR stunts distract you from what really does look like a good movie.