THEY OFFER HIM “BLONDE THERAPY!”
Tiger Woods’ golf prowess was much better when he had a lot of sexy ladies in his life. The dancers at Rick’s Cabaret New York think Tiger and his game have suffered enough. Following his poor showing at this weekend’s PGA Championship, and the longest drought of his career, the Rick’s Cabaret Girls say that they can get his mind back into the game.
22 year-old Rick’s Cabaret Girl Maya, a 36D-25-34 alluring blonde, said, “What he needs is ‘Blonde Therapy.'” She explains, “We know he prefers blondes, and we’ll surround him with so many topless blondes he will forget about his problems. He hasn’t been having any fun, and we will change that.”
“I agree,” chimes in 23 year-old blonde beauty Erica, 34C-26-35. “It’s about time he steps out and shows the world he’s single again and ready to party!
24 year-old Rick’s Cabaret Girl Giselle, a 38DD-27-36 blonde stunner, feels that reviving the old Tiger would almost be like a public service. “We believe that one night with us will lead to Tiger living up to his name. We’ll make sure he’s a big winner again.”
“Come back Tiger,” said 25 year-old Rick’s Cabaret Girl Avalon, who is a 36C-25-35 blonde bombshell. “A Tiger can’t change his stripes.”
Rick’s Cabaret
50 West 33 Street
NYC
www.ricks.com
3 Floors of Luxury. Over 100 Dancers Nightly. 2nd Floor Steakhouse. 3rd Floor VIP Suites. Roof Deck Smoking Lounge.
photo credit: courtesy of Rick’s Cabaret
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