Sex your way to the 4th

With the 4th of July less than a week away, why not get into the spirit with these fun DVD’s. You can watch one every day so by the 4th you’ll be so horny you’ll hit on your cousin at the family Bar-B-Que!

Start off with “American Girrrl.” There is nothing like an all American girl to get the juices flowing!

DESCRIPTION: She’s an American Girrrl, and that means she love apple pie, hates terror with a passion, and loves taking it up the asshole! God bless this country, and each and every jizzed-up shithole in it.

STARRING: Cindy Crawford, Sophia, Vanessa Lane, Alicia Alighatti, and Ice La Fox.

Next you should watch “Teagan: All American Girl” since you’re in that frame of mind. And with her long legs, blonde hair and smokin’ ass, Teagan makes for a perfect “American Girl.”

DESCRIPTION: Teagan: All American Girl is a heartwarming tribute to youth, with slow, steamy glances at innocent rites of passage. Watch a beautiful young cast as they discover the sweet art of seduction through child play. With bake sales and car washes featuring Digital Playground’s Teagan Presley and Jana Cova alongside Sarah Blake, Hillary Scott, Kelly Kline and Holly Morgan, Teagan: All American Girl casts a vibrant, sexy light on America’s favorite pastimes.

STARRING: Teagan, Jana Cova, Sarah Blake, Hillary Scott, Kelly Kline, and Holly Morgan.

Now you should set you focus on just one part of that American Girl, and why not put that focus on her Ass! Watch “American Ass“. There is nothing better than when it’s made in the good ole U.S.of A.

DESCRIPTION: Get ready to get fucked! Two Fisted Cum sucking..Awesome ass streching! Deep Anal Fucking!

STARRING: Jessica Darlin, Britney Foster, Anna Nova, Elizabeth Del Mar, Brooke Balentyne, Pat Myne, Mark Davis, Toni Ribas, Frank Gunn, Steve Holmes, and Manuel Ferrara.

Now that your attention is on some fine American ass, why not remember those who fought for our Freedom in this fine tribute: “Operation Anal Freedom.”

Since we are paying tribute to those great American Soldiers you have to check out Stormy Daniels in “Operation Desert Stormy.” Leave it to a women to to put an end to the shit in Iraq!

DESCRIPTION: As one the largest productions to date, this wicked pictures’ blockbuster has it all!!! Action.. romance.. drama… suspense.. and even a little bit of comedy!!! Oay, a whole lot of comedy!! Join award winning writer/director Stormy Daniels as she leads you on the wildest and most hilarious adventure in the history of adult cinema. With the head of the CIA (Randy Spears) presumed dead and word of an impending terrorist attack lead by the evil Hussein (Ron Jeremy), The fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely and extremely unskilled heroes. Does a secretary (Storym Daniels)and her wannabe agent husban (Steven St. Croix) have what it takes to put aside their numerous marital issues and travel overseasa to put an end to Hussein’s quest for total world domination.. and his ridiculous get rich quick ideas? With the help of two non nonsens British agents Jacks and Watson, Some beautiful and horny harem girls, and one ornery camel, the “heroes” embark on a sex crazed and explosion filled expedition into hostile territory. Will Operation: Desert Stormy be a success and our “heroes” save the world or will we all be wearing turbans?

STARRING: Stormy Daniels, Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincade, Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Kaylani Lei, Lorena Sanchez, Melissa Lauren, Nikita Cash, Roxy DeVille, Tory Lane, Veronica Rayne, Nicole Sheridan, Derrick Pierce, Marcus London, Randy Spears, Steven st. croix, Tommy Gunn, Tony De Sergio, and Voodoo.

Now we can’t forget what the 4th of July is all about. Those great Americans who fought against a tyrant King to give us a government chosen by the people. So why not watch a movie about a former Vice-Presidential hopeful, Sara Palin in “Who’s Nailin’ Payin?

DESCRIPTION: Out of all the dipshits in politics that most of us would love to see get the fuck banged out of them, Sarah “Paylin” is definitely at the top of the list. Leave it to Larry Flynt and his team to be first on the block to “poke it” to this awful, awful woman. This flick is bound to be remembered long after most of us have forgotten the woman it is based on… I hope. We just hope there’s some moose fucking in this flick.

STARRING: Lisa Ann, Nina Hartley, Holly West, Jada Fire, Sindee Jennings, Sascha, Mick Blue, Alec Knight, Lee Stone, Evan Stone, and Mike Horner.

And of course, last but not least. “Banging On The 4Th,” isn’t that what we all should be doing this holiday?

DESCRIPTION: Each year, Millions of people look for the Perfect Spot to watch the fireworks. But look no Further!! you just found the best spot in town!!

STARRING: Dave, Mandi Michales, and Tiswin.

This 4th of July remember: Don’t just watch the fireworks, make some of your own!

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