Not Charlie’s Angels XXX Leading Ladies Announced

Before we get into this long sales pitch about this and that, I’ll give you the long and short of it.  Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas.  Those girls are hot as fuck so no doubt it will be a good watch but what I found most interesting is this will be a 12 day shoot in March.   TWELVE DAYS???  Keep in mind the average movie is made in 1 day and the higher quality ones over a nice long, two day shoot.  But 12?  HOLY FUCK BATMAN.

For those of you who don’t know who Andy San Dimas is, don’t worry I didn’t either at first.  But here is a photo I found of her and you know what? She’s fucking hot.

In what has become the biggest casting endeavor in X-Play history, Charlie’s finally got his angels as three beautiful ladies have landed coveted lead roles in Not Charlie’s Angels XXX in what will be a thrilling co-release between X-Play & Adam & Eve Pictures. The action packed adventure will be directed by the 2010 AVN Director of the Year Will Ryder and is a sexy flashback to the feathered hair days of the 1970s.

Bree Olson, Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas have beat out over 130 girls and will become Jill, Kelly and Sabrina playing the parts made famous by Farrah Fawcett, Jaclyn Smith and Kate Jackson.

Not Charlie’s Angels XXX will be the biggest television spoof in porn history and the award-winning producers at X-Play have been working closely with Adam & Eve Pictures to guarantee that this will become the biggest blockbuster of the year.

Scores of girls came in to Hollywood to read lines with producers Scott David and Jeff Mullen during a month long process showcasing the talent of porn actresses on full display. Some girls that will not become angels will be rewarded with parts of villains and other supporting roles. Those roles will be announced soon.

“This was quite a process and it was wonderful seeing all of these beautiful girls come in to read dialogue. We had girls of all types and styles coming in and I applaud them for putting in the effort to be a part of this movie but unfortunately there are only three angels and we’re thrilled with our selections,” stated Mullen.

“Adam & Eve Pictures and X-Play are completely committed to this production so it is a perfect piece of teamwork to continue our lineup of stellar television show parodies,” stated Scott David X-Play co-producer who has co-produced some of porn’s biggest hits including Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX and Flight Attendants.

“This is really going to be amazing,” stated Adam & Eve Pictures contract superstar Bree Olson. “I’m honored to be an angel and I can’t wait to catch some bad guys and have some wild sex plus it’s been a couple of years since I worked with Will Ryder so that is going to be really special.”

Ryder shared those sentiments and looks forward to working with Bree but was also stoked about the addition of Sunny Leone and Andy San Dimas rounding out Charlie’s gorgeous angels.

“Everybody knows what a superstar Sunny Leone is and she is beautiful beyond words and Bree Olson is about as hot as they have ever come but I have to say that the final straw that makes this combination of angels so perfect is plucking out Andy San Dimas from a cold reading,” Ryder stated.

“I had never met her before but she came in and just killed it. I mean this girl is super talented and quite beautiful and I know she’s excited to be in this movie. I think she will find out that this is no joke and unlike anything she’s ever done before.”

James Bartholet will play Bosley and was present during many of the auditions.

“X-Play is the best in the business period,” Bartholet exclaimed. “Nobody puts in the intense level of detail that these guys do and all you have to do is look at their awards for proof. I can’t wait until they start rolling cameras and we get to hear Will Ryder call action.”

The actor playing the role of Charlie will remain a mystery.

Not Charlie’s Angels XXX is set to begin production in March for 12 days.
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