From Briana Banks myspace page – Hey everyone, Im just checking in and want to let you Briana Banks Entertainment is doing awesome.. Sorry about the delay on launching the new sight and the movie release… My snowboarding injury held things up but we are very close.. Thank u to all my fans and friends for being so patient , this has been a rough couple months but Im almost healed and am already planning the next movie…. xoxoxoxooxoxxo Love ya, Bree

Cassia Riley Blogs today – To those of you that continue to ask why I am retired, the answer is simple. This was a job for me, not a lifestyle and not something I ever enjoyed. It was NEVER something that defined me. To be honest it was an easy way to pay the bills, but this is not something that fits into my changing life any longer. Hope that answers all your questions.

P.S.  I do not have a public page on any other social networking site. This is the only profile I have ever had for myself. If you find me anywhere other than this page, you have found one of the many fakes. I would prefer to delete this page but I will keep it up because I would rather not have all my fakes be the only Cassia Riley’s on myspace and it is a waste of time to continue to monitor and get them all deleted.

Is porn legend Ron Jeremy really filing a lawsuit against game maker Nintendo claiming they based their now infamous character Mario on him? Well according to THIS article he is.  This seemingly real story details out the terms of the suit however Ron Jeremy has come out and stated the news story to be a fake.  Ron Jeremy is not in any way shape or form in any sort of legal tangling with Nintendo and he even goes on to say that he loves Mario.  In his statement he said “Mario is my idol and he encourages me to eat more chick’n. Power Up!”


Here is the story in full for you.  You can see in some parts it is clearly intended to be a joke but in others you wonder.  Read it and see for yourself if you can tell.

With the economy deteriorating and consumers reluctant to spend so frivolously, the entire country is seeking creative, and sometimes desperate, ways to bring in extra cash. The result: Lawsuits, Lawsuits, Lawsuits! The porn industry is no exception. The Estate of Ron Jeremy (Paul S. Martin) filed a $69 million dollar lawsuit last week against the creator of Mario Bros., Shigeru Miyamoto, as well as his employer Nintendo Co. Ltd.


The suit claims that the Japanese artist, under the supervision of Nintendo, used Mr. Jeremy’s image as the sole model for their most iconic video game character “Mario”, from the internationally recognized video game “Mario Bros.” Mr. Jeremy’s attorney, Todd Ludlow, provided the following statement: “We intend to prove that the accused used our client’s image and persona as the basis for creating one of the most legendary characters in video game history. If you look at the facts, it is quite clear where Mr. Miyamoto obtained his ideas. The obvious similarities are the round, overweight stomach and dark mustache. Mario’s occupation is a master of piping, and if you go back to the character’s debut, his goal is to beat a monkey. We have done our research and the time line matches perfectly. The “Donkey Kong” video game was released in 1981, two years after Ron Jeremy’s first “adult video” was released. This is no coincidence.”


After filing the suit, Japanese authorities swarmed the Miyamoto residence. There, locked in the basement of the house, police found four boxes of adult videos featuring the famous porn star along with two life-size cardboard cut outs, a plasterized replica of Mr. Jeremy’s genitals, and a pile of soiled rags. Representatives of Mr. Miyamoto as well as Nintendo could not be reached for comment.


In a related story, the Estate of Ron Jeremy has now filed a Lawsuit against the former Attorney Todd Ludlow for referring to Mr. Jeremy as overweight. More details to cum.

On Friday Seth Rogan was doing an interview on E! new doing this interview promoting the voice over work he did for his new animated movie Monsters vs Aliens but most recently he was in the news for his role in Zack and Miri Make a Porno.  However when the subject turned to his Playboy cover and how it was unique to have a male on the cover of the magazine.  He said he was honored but he also wishes he could appear on the cover of Barely Legal.

Although he was probably joking at the time he said it, maybe someone from Hustler should give him a call.  Here is the April 2009 cover for the mag which features some chick named Trisha.

By the way during this same interview on E! Seth Rogan also revealed he is *NOT* on Twitter and the person on there pretending to be him, who although is doing a good job impersonating him, is not him.  He is a fraud.

Stefani Morgan left the industry just after making some very strong claims including stating that she was raped by Vivid co-chairman Bill Asher, who she was dating at the time.   Since then nobody has really seen or heard from her.  Turns out, at least according to this story at Erotic Pleasures, she was off in New York being a super model of some sorts, even walking the runway during the infamous New York fashion week.

But that isn’t really the story.  What I found most shocking is not what she is doing for a living but how this one hot as fuck chick who was best known for dating celebrities like Tommy Lee is now Jenna Jameson skinny.  I think they call it crack whore sheik.  I don’t know how anyone could really find that attractive but it seems to be all the rage in Hollywood.  Sorry but I prefer my whores with a little more meat on their bones like Sunny Leone or Bree Olson.