Apparently I have missed one of the great jobs of our industry in my recent article.  In a story published at Adult FYI, a former Hustler employee describes the details of her job which include the scheduling of hookers for her former boss Larry Flynt, who is now suing him for having to listen to him get sexually gratified over and over and over again by said hookers.  Apparently another part of her duties including keeping the old wifey occupied while he got his rocks off with his prostitutes in his office.  The wife as it turns out also works in the Hustler offices.  The hooker booker, for lack of a better term, was to keep the wife away from her husband “at all costs” during the times he was getting busy in his office with the whores.  It is not stated how much a hooker booker working for Larry Flynt would make but one can only assume she would have to be compensated well to avoid the risk of a sexual harassment lawsuit.  Ooops!  To late for that.

This is a photo of Larry Flynt with Daisey Marie and Riley Evans from a Party for Hustler that took place in December of 2008 Photos Source: AVN

FULL STORY FROM ADULTFYI : A former Hustler employee who sued publisher Larry Flynt claiming her work was disrupted by hearing him having sex with prostitutes will have to have her case decided by binding arbitration, a judge ruled.




Cheryl Oldham sued Flynt for sexual and age harassment.




In issuing her ruling Thursday, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Judith C. Chirlin followed an order handed down by a three-justice panel of the 2nd District Court of Appeal on Sept. 18.




The appellate court reversed rulings by Chirlin in November 2006 and January 2007 that said Oldham’s lawsuit could go forward without arbitration. Chirlin had found that Oldham was not bound by an arbitration agreement in her employee handbook because it was unfairly weighted toward Flynt.




Flynt’s lawyers then appealed and won.




Chirlin told lawyers on both sides to choose an arbitrator by March 20 and then notify her of their selection. She set a post-arbitration status conference for Oct. 2.




Oldham began working for Flynt in 1999. Her lawsuit states that she had a prestigious job supporting high-ranking Flynt corporate executives.




“The acknowledgment (Oldham) signed after receiving the 1999 employee handbook made it clear that waiver of arbitration required the consent of (Oldham) and (Flynt),” Justice Frank Y. Jackson wrote in authoring the 10- page, unanimous decision.




In her lawsuit, Oldham alleges she was retaliated against for helping another female employee in a similar claim against Flynt. Oldham maintains that when Flynt found out she was helping the other employee, he called her into his office and asked her to testify that he did not harass anyone and that she never heard sex noises from his office, but she refused.




Later, Oldham was summoned into another meeting with Flynt, where she alleges she was told, “you’re overweight, unattractive, over 50 and probably unable to find another job. So, why would you do this to me?”




According to her lawsuit, Flynt was called to testify at an arbitration hearing in the other woman’s case, where he allegedly said, “I can’t stand the sight of Cher (Oldham), and I wanted to fire her. But I was advised I couldn’t fire her.”




Oldham’s decision to help the other woman caused her to be demoted to the position of receptionist at his video company to perform menial tasks, such as labeling envelopes, according to her court papers.




Shortly after Oldham was hired, Flynt’s assistant at the time told her that their boss often had prostitutes in his office and that his wife worked in the same building, the lawsuit states.




Oldham claims the assistant told her that if Flynt’s wife ever attempted to get into her husband’s office while he was with a prostitute, she should “divert and distract Mrs. Flynt at all costs until Flynt could get the prostitutes out of the building.“




The prostitutes “made loud, obnoxious and repeated noises of sexual gratification that disrupted the office and (Oldham’s) ability to perform the essential functions of her job,” her lawsuit alleges.




When Oldham took her complaints to Flynt’s human resources department, the director told her, “I don’t want to know anything. I don’t want to hear it. I know nothing,” according to the lawsuit.




When Flynt’s assistant was on vacation, Oldham had to handle all of his telephone calls and appointments, including the scheduling of appointments with prostitutes, the suit alleges.




Oldham’s experiences working for Flynt left her “sick, sore, lame and disabled,” according to her lawsuit. CNS-01-23-2009 12:13

When I was a young lad there was a hot piece of ass that lived down the street.  This chick could have been Jill Kelly’s identical twin, or at least one hell of a body double in movies.  I don’t know what it is about Jill Kelly that I love so much.  I guess her tits, her ass, her stomach.  Maybe a bit of all.  I’ve always considered her the shining example of a classic beauty.   And I guess that’s as good as reason as any to make Jill Kelly is the porn star of the week.   You can see a set of her photos here.

Someone sent out a batch of press releases recently about rapper Kayne West and inviting him to do porn.  Turns out someone didn’t check their facts because they quoted him as saying something he didn’t in fact say and today he officially responds in this eonline news story.




One awards show stage Kanye West won’t be storming anytime soon: the AVNs.




After catching wind of an outrageous—even for him—Internet report claiming the rapper is “open to doing porn” and, in particular, “bisexual scenes,” West has shot back on his blog, blasting the fake, hater-fueled interview and claiming that someone is trying to tamp down his greatness by hacking into his online accounts.




“Yoooo why won’t you let me be great!!!” writes West. [Editor's note: We've translated to spare you his signature all-cap style.]




“I had the two greatest days of my life and when I get back…I read some s–t claiming I said I’m down to do porn and some bisexual porn!!!!!




“Please I beg you, give me a break!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me be great!!!”




The rumor began on Tuesday when an anonymous poster launched a thread on AllHipHop.com’s online forums with an interview containing what he claimed were quotes from West.




AVN, Adult Video News, naturally picked up the juicy item, which led to its massive Web dissemination.




In the phony interview, West was quoted as saying he had a “softcore porn” based on his new album, 808s & Heartbreaks, in the works and then launched into his own possible participation in like projects.




“I know people will find that as another thing to hate me on, but f–k it. I’m open to doing porn,” he was reported to have said. “Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes. Myself, another man and a woman or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird s—t but I am who I am.”




The story has since been pulled from AllHipHop’s forums and AVN has apologized for running with the item.

Not that that seems to have satisfied West, who appears to be suffering one online injustice after another.




“I can’t believe the AVN would post,” he wrote. “First people believed the Twitter/Stephen Colbert thing, Rolling Stone even printed it!!!! Now somebody has been hacking into my MySpace and somebody’s actually hacked into my personal Gmail account and has been emailing people from it.”




The “Twitter/Stephen Colbert thing” refers to a fake Twitter account set up in West’s name in the wake of The Colbert Report’s successful carryout of Operation Humble Kanye last month.




“Who the f–k is Stephen Colbert?” was the tweet that caught the press’ attention, but West refuted his involvement in the account and the page has since been removed.




But it wasn’t the end of West’s hack attack.




“Hey world I no longer have a Gmail! I found out I had twelve unauthorized Skype accounts under my name!!! This all in the past four days. Welcome to Kanye West world!”




It’s a world that, admittedly, isn’t all bad. Earlier this week, the rapper performed at one of the many inauguration balls in honor of President Barack Obama and then launched his new shoe line for Louis Vuitton, which he called “a dream come true.”

Hey Twitter fans, did you know you can get a free Tera Patrick Fleshlight just for following them on Twitter?  Well it’s true!  Those who have Twitter can click here to view the Fleshlight Twitter page.