And in this case THE MAN is none other than the machine we so lovingly called Vivid. You know people love to talk a world of shit about Vivid and their movies and how they do this or that but in reality none of us can say shit because when it comes to knowing the business side of the porno business, they reign supreme. They have mastered the art form of getting porno out there in the mainstream media.

This includes little things like oh billboards in time square featuring all the Vivid girls, or posters of their movies in Tony Soprano’s office in the hit HBO series The Sopranos and having not one or even two but now three reality TV shows on the making of some porno or another. This new one called Deeper Throat will air on Showtime starting next month.

They get mentioned on TMZ all the time like when Sunny Leone was just standing next to Criss Angel last year. How the fuck is that news? Well to the estimated 2 million people who read that story on TMZ it didn’t matter, it was still free mainstream media exposure for one of their girls.

I won’t get into all the times one of the Vivid girls are guests on the Howard Stern show or countless other radio shows or have their face plastered on things like Skateboards or in mainstream ads now pimping a Vivid brand of high heel shoes.

But something even bigger that most people don’t think about is, how many people in any given day across the United States stay in a hotel room? That’s a lot of fucking people and most of those people are seeing Vivid movies. Even if they are just the stupid softcore version, that’s still a massive massive massive audience that you can’t really discount. It brings a lot of name brand exposure that quite frankly the other studios just don’t get.

They are a marketing machine. Not only for their name but for their girls and this deal with Kelly McCarty that so many are pissing on, is no different. Anyone who doesn’t see the financial value in this is just down right fucking retarded.  A friend recently shared with me a press report for this one movie.  The mainstream coverage of this title alone gets the name “Vivid” out to millions and millions of people.  So in the end, even if this movie sucks major balls it won’t even matter because the amount of mainstream press given because of this makes it work every single penny they invested in paying for her to do a porno.  There is no other movie studio, even Digital Playground who recently spent a rumored $2 million by one account and $5 million by another promoting Pirates 2, that could possibly garner this month mainstream press coverage for their studio brand.

So call Vivid stupid fuckers all you want but in the end they are laughing their asses all the way to the bank.

Monday, Jan.19th

• -TMZ.com ran an “exclusive” item on its internationally popular gossip column and send out a news blast to the media about it.
• -TMZ.com the nationally syndicated TV show ran a segment with a clip from the movie.
• -Vivid distributed a press release on the wire about “Faithless” and between TMZ’s news blast and Vivid’s own announcement, tens of thousands of news outlets – TV, web, print and radio – picked up the story. A Google search revealed over 400,000 items. Samples of coverage included PerezHilton, N.Y. Daily News, N.Y. Post, Seattle Post Intelligencer, Google News, Yahoo News, MSN News, AOL News, ASK.com, AlltheWeb, Forbes magazine, MarketWatch, KCTV5 (Kansas City, MO), KTVU (Oakland, CA) plus dozens of other gossip, entertainment, adult and mainstream news sites.

Friday, Jan. 23rd

• -Kelli appeared in the first of a two-part report on the nationally syndicated TV show “The Insider.” (Waiting for a date on the second part of the report.)

Tuesday, Jan. 27

• -Kelli appeared on the “Howard Stern Show” (live) in NYC and taped “Howard TV” – InDemand (Airing started on 1/28 and will run for 3 weeks.)
• -Kelli was photographed for The NY Daily News
• -Nationally syndicated “The Maury Show” (tentative air date is 2/10/09)
• - Nationally syndicated “Extra”- (Waiting for air date.)
• -TVGuide.com taped interview.  Site has over 15-million unique visitors per month.

SCHEDULED RADIO PROMOS FOR KELLI MCCARTY

Friday, Jan. 30

• 9:30 Kansas City, KSMO/KQRC Johnny & Carrie
• 9:40 Detroit, MI WRIF Mike and Marc
• 9:50 Buffalo, NY WGRF Larry, Rob and Kris
• 10:00 Columbus, OH WLVQ Waggs and Elliot
• t10:10 Minneapolis, MN KQRS Tom & Terri
• 10:20 Philadelphia, PA WMGK John Debella and Jen

Monday, Feb. 2—

• -Mancow Muller syndicated radio show interview out of Chicago.
• -WRIF’s Mike in the Morning show in Detroit.

Tuesday, Feb.3—

• -Frosty, Heidi and Frank on KLSX in studio in L.A.

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Wednesday, Feb. 4–

• -In person interview on The Kevin & Bean Show on KROQ.
• -The Billy Madison Show on The Edge in Dallas.

Friday, Feb. 6-

• -The Rock ‘N Roll Morning Show on KOMP in Vegas.

Belladonna realizes that the economy sucks and she wants to offer you a little stimulus package of her own and invites you to see a free live streaming masturbation show of her for free!  The show is scheduled to take place tomorrow January 30th, 2009 at 12:00pm (PST) at her official website, enterbelladonna.com.

Belladonna herself has this to say about her upcoming live free show – Come and watch me warm my sweet little hole up.. I won’t even charge you a dime because I know your pockets are hurting due to the economy. That’s right I give back to the fans because YOU give to me.
  Bella

I have long been saying that all that is HD isn’t gold and today a picture I found proves just that. Here we have an HD picture I cropped down to just the ass. This is the part of the photo that will make you go WTF?  Here we have a picture of a model’s ass that acne aside has a nice little and unexplained brown spot right near her anus.  Seriously did the photographer not think to wipe the model’s ass or even better, photoshop that fucking picture before posting it?  Here is the thread with the original GFY images.  The photo below the first one  shows razor burn from hell with the same model.  These photos if nothing else show us that sometimes HD content is not a good thing.

EOnline just published a new video of Hugh Hefner and his three new hotties.

Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt may be moving on, but Hugh Hefner’s not exactly missing his Girls Next Door…he’s too busy with three new girlfriends.

“The best solution to lost love is new love,” Hef tells E! News in an exclusive interview, joined by Karissa and Kristina Shannon and Crystal Harris.

So how did these three ladies come to join his blondetourage?

Hef reached out to the twins while they were being scouted as Playmates for the magazine’s 55th anniversary issue?they moved in about two weeks after he separated from Holly. As for Crystal, he met her at his annual Halloween party, and after a month together, Hef asked her to move into the Mansion.

“I’m much more reserved than the twins,” says Harris. “They are much more outgoing, and I’m the type of person who likes to stay close to home. Hef has the best of both worlds with us.”

And it doesn’t sound like there are any hard feelings between Hef, his outgoing roomies and the new men in their lives, either. He even met Kendra’s footballer fiance?, Hank Baskett, last week and says he’s a “cool guy.” As for whether they’ll tie the knot at the Mansion this summer, Hef says, “it’s their call.”

Hef also thinks Holly would have been marriage material if he hadn’t already been married twice.

“Those are not the happiest times of my life and I just don’t want to screw up another,” says Hef. “[Holly] had a very good chance because I think she would’ve made a very good wife and will make a good wife to Criss [Angel] or whoever she winds up with.”

In the meantime, the Playboy magnate says he doesn’t really have time to miss his triple exes. “I’m very busy.” Especially given the gossip he may be scouting for another girl to join him at the Mansion?a rumor he doesn’t exactly shoot down. “We don’t have anyone in particular, but it’s always possible,” he says. “There was one point when I had seven girlfriends.”

Vivid Entertainment, as you know is all about mainstream media and well that’s good news for Vivid girl fans because now you can get even more of them!!  Especially when their all new reality type show airs on Showtime starting on Valentine’s day.  The name is the series is called Deeper Throat and the first episode is scheduled on 02/14/2009.  I don’t know all the cast who is in the series as of yet but I seen a bit of a promo that included the newest Vivid girls Hanna Hilton, Meggan Mallone and Nikki Jayne as well as Monique Alexander.  Meggan Mallone,  Hanna Hilton and Nikki Jayne are already gaining a huge fan base in the 1 year or so they have been the new face of Vivid but I really think this reality show on Showtime, if done right will help increase their fan base in a major way. Guess we shall see.

In episode 101, the series premiere, Vivid Entertainment owner Steven Hirsch stage a full-court press to persuade the owner of the porn classic “Deep Throat” to sell him the remake rights, and grooms a beautiful actress for hard-core stardom.