The 2009 AVN Award Nominations were released today and as I was reading the list I noticed something … two somethings and that was our very own Lacey and Lyndsey Love (The Love Twins) appear on this list.  Although the girls are no longer with Vivid we wanted to wish them a congrats for the nomination of their movie Virtual Vivid Girls: The Love Twins in the category of Best Interactive DVD.  I found the girls also got a nomination in the category Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene, for their work in the movie Where The Boys Aren’t 19 along with Tera Patrick, Savanna Samson, Lanny Barby, Mercedez, Monique Alexander, Stefani Morgan, Lexie Marie, The Love Twins & Tawny Roberts. I should also note that a movie the girls were in and appear on the cover, Flesh Hunter 10 is also nominated for an award for the best director, non feature and Best Gonzo Release.

There was once a porn star named Kira Kener whose big claim to fame was that years ago she was a Vivid girl, then she got fired, then she sued Vivid and actually pretty much won in most counts, but not really as big as she would have liked.  However to my knowledge she is the first Vivid girl to sue the company and actually have any sort of success with her demands.

Luke is Back is now reporting that Kira Kener is in some sort of recovery and that she expects her website to be out sometime in January and that she’s sorry for the delay.  She claims it’s now a problem with the hosting company, as if it really takes months to fix a hosting issue.  Apparently she thinks we are all stupid and don’t know about web hosting issues or remember the 19 other reasons she has given in the past 4 years about the delay of her official website.

Kira Kener is much older now than when she was first signed with Vivid.  This is not to say there isn’t a whole cougar marketing opportunity for her but she isn’t the young, hot thang Vivid promoted and the fans she may have gained from those days.  She was young and hot then and all the content she ever had out there, including her movies and photo sets may leave people surprised to see the newer, older her.  She really missed a big window of opportunity when leaving Vivid by not launching her website.  For years she’s been saying it would be launched and each time there is some new, odd excuse.

I heard many great stories about Kira Kener over the years like that once she was contacting some Mac and Bumble affiliates demanding they remove her photos, that were actually photos of Kira that she did for that website and they had every right to display them.  I also heard that she was a bitch on the set of her movies, she was impossible to work with, she was fake to her fans, treated the other Vivid girls horribly and so on and so on but damn this new website thing really has me confused.  Why would anyone who claims to be so smart blow such a great marketing opportunity?

Are perhaps the rumors of alleged drug abuse ringing true?  Is the real reason for all the delays because I can’t imagine anything else would get in the way.  Can’t imagine why anyone would piss off their window of opportunity.

“It isn’t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”
–Matt Barry

Hey boys and girls! Did you hear about the latest happenings and goings on tomorrow night? Well why the hell not? It’s a party and you my friend are invited. (click on the box cover below to check out the movie trailer)

VIVID-ALT RELEASE PARTY FOR DAVE NAZ’ “SUGAR TOWN”

Tuesday, November 25th @ 9pm PT at Beauty Bar in Hollywood

WHO: Eon McKai, head of Vivid-Alt and founder of the alt-porn genre, will host a release party for “Sugar Town,” a new movie directed by the multi-talented Dave Naz. Naz is known as a leading glam/erotic photographer, author and punk musician as well as a film director.

“His love of the female form is only surpassed by his portrayal of it,” says tinyfineartist. com about Naz.

WHAT: “Sugar Town” is in stores across the country and stars from the movie, Ashley Blue, Britney Stevens, Mr. Marcus and Tyler Knight will be on hand at the open-to-the-public party and will pose for snapshots and sign autographs while DJ’s Clifton and Dia spin the night away.

Here’s what Vivid-Alt says: “Dave Naz is back with what’s sure to be a classic in the spirit of the 70′s Blaxploitation genre. Foxy cinema starlets Britney Stevens, Ashley Blue, Tori Black, Whitney Stevens and Jada Fire get nasty with Soul Cinema superstars Tyler Knight, Mr. Marcus, Julius Ceazher, Tony T and Gorgus Drae. Special appearances by the legendary Veronica Hart and Dirty Harry, classic cars, clothing and décor reminiscent of the sleaziest of 70′s porn.”

Beauty Bar shots are only $2 for party goers.

• WHERE: The Beauty Bar, 1638 N. Cahuenga Blvd., Los Angeles, CA-323-464-7676
• WHEN: Tuesday, November 25th starting at 9pm
• RSVP: To RSVP or for more information RSVP@EONMCKAI.COM

A porn star, a clown and a retard all walk onto a farm. Really… Wack Packers Gary the Retard and Yucko the Clown, along with the sexy Gina Lynn, leave the city life behind to experience life in the country on the farm with Richard Christy and his family. Starting November 6th, only on Howard TV On Demand. No seriously. I couldn’t’ make this shit up. See for yourself. Below is a sample video.