TMZ is reporting that porn legend Nina Hartley was tapped to play Hillary Clinton in Hustler’s Sarah Palin parody porno, “Nailin’ Paylin”. Now that they mention it, Nina Hartley does kind of look like her.
The video is currently in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election. The script is said to call for a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes.
Luke is Back recently reported that Jana Jordan has signed on to be one of the sites celebrity bloggers. Just after she posted about her own experience with hurricane Ike.
janajordan Says: I evacuated to Austin from Houston for the hurricane. I just came back, and Houston is a fucking mess still in my area. My power is back on, and most of the street lights are working again and stores are opening up but there is still a curfew and trash/trees are still all over the place.
Now Mike South is reporting that Jana Jordan may very well be in talks and closing a deal this very second with Vivid Entertainment to become the next Vivid Girl. He says … “This one is sketchy but the source is generally right.  Word is Jana Jordan is about to be announced as a contract girl for Vivid.”
It seems that Jana Jordan has been one busy little bee. We don’t know if there is any truth to this rumor about her signing with Vivid and our contact at Vivid had only this to say …..
“It is not our normal policy to confirm nor deny that we may or may not be in talks with any given starlet.  If such a rumor turns out to be true we will make a statement at that time.” She wouldn’t say much else, not even confirming if she even knew who the hell Jana Jordan even was.
The lovely and mega hottie blonde Jesse Jane apparently celebrated a tad to much about the release of her new movie Pirates II. TMZ today has on the front page of their website a video of her being carried out drunk and passed out in her car ala Lindsey Lohan. I’m not sure who the other blonde in the car is that is with her but you can tell she is equally as fucked up.
In the video she is carried out of the venue without shoes and placed into the car, completely passed out. “They had a long day of signing, they had a couple shots and then ….”. The camera men at first thought the girls were Playboy girls but in reality seemed not to interested once he found out they were “porno girls”. They never named who the girls were only ever identifying them as porno girls but you can tell by the video that the girl in the front seat is Jesse Jane.
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
-Steve Martin
