I decided to take a much needed little trip to visit a friend of mine in Texas.  I was going to go to see a friend in Florida but since they had a hurricane headed their way I figured I would go see a friend of mine in Texas instead.  Sure the fuck as I get here they are about to be hit with a god damn hurricane. The same god damn hurricane that should have been hitting Florida right about now but instead decided Texas needed more attention and not only Texas but the fucking city I’m visiting!  That’s just my fucking luck.

The Chuck Berry Sex Video is real?!

While I’m here I decided to help her husband get the shit around here ready while she got some work done.  The work I do speak of mind you is a press release about Chuck Berry.  CHUCK FUCKING BERRY HAS A SEX TAPE? WHAT THE FUCK?  I mean Jimi Hendrix, Paris Hilton and Mini Me as bad enough but now Chuck Berry too?

Luckily it wasn’t made recently because that fuck is like over 80 by now.  I guess it was years ago when he was still young and virile and could get some sweet, young pussy.  No, this isn’t the video of him with the teenager girl that landed his ass in prison.   From what I hear this movie makes R. Kelly look like a pussy in terms of pissing on girls.

I had a friend who actually seen the movie and he says it’s more of a review of Chuck Berry’s life.  There is some naked chick and in the last scene there is some sex going on but it’s less sex like you would think between two normal people and more like a weird 1970s yoga kind of thing.   To be exact he said “it’s quite strange indeed”.

He went on to talk about how it was like going down a highway and seeing a wreck on the side of the road.  You know you should just move along and do your best not to look which could cause you to slow down and hold up traffic even more but fuck if you can’t help but look.  That’s kind of what watching this Chuck Berry movie is like.

Here is the full press release.

Content Bandit to License Chuck Berry Sex Video For The Web

You may have heard about it on the news or in the gossip rags years ago but now webmasters can offer it to their members because Content Bandit is set to license the digital distribution of the Chuck Berry sex video, Johnny B. Bad.  “Open Your Mouth, Baby! Here It Cums!“  says Rock legend Chuck Berry in this up close, behind the scenes documentary of Chuck Berry and his wild antics! Included in this DVD is newly discovered rare, unseen, and outrageous footage of Chuck!

Chuck Berry’s signature move was the now infamous “duck walk” — in which he plays the guitar while squatting and hopping on one foot.  Many know Chuck was not only a musical innovator but also a pioneer in celebrity scandal, beating out Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson in the sex tape debacle but decades.

Perhaps it was Chuck Berry that R. Kelly took his cue from. In this Chuck Berry video, he urinates all over a young girl in the bathtub. He also farts on her, saying “Oh hell yeah you are gonna smell that fart!“  Another highlight over this rare and unique footage is at the end when the young girl is begging Chuck Berry to kiss her and he responds by pushing her back and in turns says “Hell no! You smell of fucking piss!“

(two image I found on the web about it)

Kelli from Content Bandit said “Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Jimi Hendrix …. and now Chuck Berry too?  I guess it’s true what they say, who doesn’t have a sex tape?  Actually Chuck Berry would be the first and boy what a first it is.  Chuck is known for his wild life, but this video goes beyond that with how raunchy it is. Who knew one of the greatest musicians of all time would be so wild and crazy in his personal life?”

Chuck Berry is a rock legend.  John Lennon once said of Chuck Berry, “If you tried to give rock and roll another name, you might call it ‘Chuck Berry’.”  His long and accomplished life and career however are nothing compared to the footage you will see on this video.  It’s something you wouldn’t expect from a music icon of days gone by.  Adding this video will be a unique addition to any website.

Webmasters can contact Kelli directly for more information on how they can license the Chuck Berry documentary, Johnny B. Bad for their membership website via email at kelli ** AT ** ContentBandit ** DOT ** com, AIM : ContentBandit or visit the website at www.ContentBandit.com.

What do Devon and the Love Twins have in common? Well they are all former Vivid girls and as of today, they are also all part of the Gold Star Modeling network.  In short it was revealed today on AVN that the Gold Star Modeling network acquired Blue Max Models who up until today handled the Love Twins.

A representative from The Gold Star Modeling network was contacted for a comment but basically had nothing new to say only that things were very new still and they aren’t even sure what is going on, who the new girls are, and how they are going to integrate them all together but they seem to look forward to the challenge.   The people at Blue Max Models couldn’t be reached for comment at this time, nor could The Love Twins.

As of this posting the link to the Gold Star New York website was not functioning, which is the new home of Blue Max Models.

Firefox can’t find the server at www.goldstarmodelingnewyork.com

More on this story as it develops.

The AVN story is as follows ….

GoldStar Modeling Goes National

LOS ANGELES – GoldStar Modeling on Wednesday announced it has opened offices in New York and Miami as the agency expands its reach on a national level.  GoldStar owner Joel Lawrence told AVN that Blue Max Models in New York and Alternative Modeling in Miami have become part of GoldStar Modeling. The new GoldStar branches will each have their own Websites – goldstarny.com and goldstarmiami.com – launched by Monday. Both sites will also be accessible from the main goldstarmodeling.com Web portal.

Lawrence, who founded GoldStar in June of 2005, said the deals came together quickly during the month of August after productive negotiations with Blue Max Models’ Joe Max and Alternative Modeling’s Eli Thomas.

“We absorbed Blue Max Models and Joe Max is now exclusively handling the business in the tri-state area,” Lawrence said. “That will be his sphere of influence and to that aim there will be talent based out of New York, male and female.

“The idea is more girls coming to New York, probably two a week, and ideally more talent coming out of New York, both male and female which could be going to any of the branches.

“In addition, more LA producers would be able to shoot out of New York. There will be a lot of cross-pollination going on.”

Thomas will oversee all operations for the new GoldStar branch in the Florida market.

“That same basic paradigm also exists, except Eli’s sphere of influence will be just Florida,” Lawrence continued. “We will offer housing, transportation and other support services and our talent will be available to any of the branches. So if an LA girl wants to go to Florida, we’ll have housing and transportation for her, and the same with New York. It’s likely that well make it a little bit of a triangle.”

Lawrence said that both the New York and Miami offices would also offer locations, access to equipment, and other production support services.  Thomas, who started Alternative in 2003, told AVN the new venture has been well-received.

“There is a lot of positive feedback that we are getting from producers in Miami and Ft. Lauderdale,” Thomas told AVN. “I’m excited because now we have a solid foundation with the talent in LA. It’s a win-win for everybody. The girls are excited and the producers are excited. I’m excited too because my goal has always been to be a national agency.”

Thomas said he would be working closely with Lawrence’s LA hub to build the Miami presence, including incorporating the same computer booking systems.

“And I’ll be hiring my own support staff as far as photographers and drivers to help us,” Thomas added. “The Florida market is constantly growing, I find I get at least one to two new producers contacting me per week.”

Gold Star’s New York arm will be based out of Long Island, where Max has operated Blue Max Models since 2003.

“I think it’s going to be phenomenal. We are the first nationwide agency,” Max said. “I think it’s going to change the industry. It’s going to be a lot easier for producers to book and easier for talent to find work. This was something we’ve been discussing for a while and it fell into place real quick.”

Max, who is stationed about 25 minutes from New York City, said he has watched the New York market grow during the past two years.

“By leaps and bounds. It’s amazing, more and more people are coming into New York to shoot now. … They are tired of the same old places.”

Max told AVN his territory would also include Pennsylvania.

“I’m about two hours away from every producer we work with,” said Max, who used to make frequent trips to Florida with his New York girls before he met Thomas.

Lawrence said he has about 105 LA-based girls and 10 guys on his roster. But when the transition is complete in a few weeks, he’ll have at least 135 girls and 25 guys. He said his bookings have already increased by over 20 percent.

“Everyone believes in the vision of being a national company because at the end of the day that will ultimately be what provides the greatest service for the producers and the talent,” Lawrence said. “I am firmly committed to this, and it’s reaped instant results in a lot of ways.”