Luke Ford

Hanna Hilton posted photos today on her MySpace page about her appearance at the Pirates II premier.  She attended the event with Derek from LA Direct Models (aka Ben English the porn star), his girlfriend / fiancée and fellow Vivid girl Nikki Jayne, and Lexxi Tyler.  AVN was there doing the red carpet, and covering the event for their website and that seems to be where Hanna Hilton got the photos.

What stood out the most was Nikki Jayne because she worse this cute little dress that we are becoming all to familiar with, mostly because she wears it all the time.   I think this is the third event I’ve seen her wear it to in about the last two months.  Here is a shot of Nikki Jayne and Derek (aka Ben English) at his birthday party just recently.   You may notice Ben English is wearing a brown shirt that is just like the black one he wore to the premiere.

Here is another shot from the Pirates II premier, which by the way I heard was fucking great.  They throw around the phrase “the best adult movie of all time” all to often but I think from what I am hearing at least this is the one time it may actually have been properly used.  You know what else I notice about this photo?  NIKKI JAYNE IS FUCKING TALL.  HOLY SHIT!  She towers over the others around her.  The LA Direct Models website lists her as 5 foot 9 inches tall but they also say Hanna Hilton is 5 foot 9.  Clearly Nikki Jaye is significantly taller than Hanna Hilton.  Hanna Hilton’s Myspace page also lists her as 5 foot 9 so I would guess that puts Nikki Jayne over 6 foot.  In the previous photo with Derek you can see that she is at least a few inches taller than him and he is at least an inch or two taller than Hanna Hilton.

FUN SEX FACT - ANAL SEX IS HOT!!  Sexual stimulation of the anus and rectal area, including penile penetration, has been taking place for many centuries. Research reveals that it is a common practice among heterosexual couples today, as part of their sexual routine. According to more recent figures based on 100,000 females surveyed in Redbook Magazine:

• 43% of the women had tried it with their partners at least once
• 40 percent of those women enjoyed the act
• 49% did not like it
• the rest had no strong feelings either way or the other

The physical sensations available during anal sex are uniquely different. The rectum is lined with nerve endings some of which feel ‘good’ when stimulated. The prostate gland can be a source of powerful pleasure and the ring of the anus can be a new and strong sensation to enjoy for a thrusting penis.

I admit I’m the first way to promote the pretty girl syndrome in which we reward the pretty girl for just being pretty.  Sort of like how the cop pulls over the pretty girl and lets her off with a warning.  It’s wrong I know but it is how our society is and I admit I’m bad about doing it myself.  However I think I may have just found the video to covert me.  If nothing else this video has shown me that being pretty just can’t be enough and this video from YouTube will show you why.

“My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it difficult for him to come out of the closet.”–Bill Kelly

So I going through some posts over at LA Direct News when I see this one about Nikki Benz appearing at some club here or there last week.  The post itself didn’t catch my attention it was the fact that I was expecting to see a hot little blonde number in the photo associated with the post but BAM!  I see a brunette.  But not just any brunette, it’s Nikki Benz as a brunette and if I’m not mistaken her hair isn’t the only thing that change about her.  I think her tits got bigger too.  Damn she looks smokin hot.  I’ve always been a fan of the blondes and had Nikki Benz out right asked me her thoughts on changing her hair color I probably would have said stay blonde but boy would I have been wrong.  Look how fucking hot she looks.  In reference here is a link to a blonde Nikki Benz from earlier this year.  Hot?  Fuck ya but I am loving the fuck out of her new look.  It’s more exotic looking.

Nobody seemed to make note of, so maybe it’s not that big of news but I found it pretty damn impressive so I thought I would share it with all of you.

It seems that Bling Bucks (that webmaster / affiliate program for Pornstar.com) had a webmaster gross over $1 million in affiliate earnings.  It doesn’t say who the webmaster is but I still thought it was pretty fucking cool so whoever you may be, Congrats Mr. Bling Bucks Millionaire.

I was reading Mike South’s blog today and this is the best shit I have ever read.  Basically the idea he posted, which I think came from one of his readers simply said instead of giving $85 billion to bail out AIG, fuck them and give it to us, the people.  We the people deserve it more than some dumb ass bank and it would have more of a direct impact on stimulating the economy.  I would have laughed it off as bullshit at first glance but something about it actually made sense.  So I kept reading and then I did the math.  That’s when I realized that although the plan sounds great on paper, turned out to be total and complete bullshit.

$369 a person isn’t exactly the same as $100,000 per person.  To give each of us over 18 $297,500 (as proposed on Mike South’s post) that would work out to be $68,471,359,127,500 - that is $68 TRILLION, which is of course far more than the $85 billion they are spending to bail out AIG. Let me explain where he went wrong

I did some research and some of my own math. According to the US Census as of September 24, 2008 at 23:01 GMT (EST +5) there are 305,246,457 people in the United States. I don’t know if this accounts for illegal immigrants or just US citizens but I’m going to guess just the legal citizens. An estimated 75.4% of that is over 18. That means that right now we have about 230,155,829 people over the age of 18 in the U.S.

If you give each of those 230ish million people even just $150,000 that works out to be about $34,523,374,350,000. Yes that’s about $34 TRILLION so that wouldn’t work. But if you take the $85 billion that they have ear marked for AIG and give it to the 230 million that works out to be about $369 per person which is pretty much less than we got with our stimulus checks this year.  Yes 369*230,155,829=34,523,374,350,000.

Now let us examine the new numbers that President Bush gave out in his press conference tonight.  He said in all we are looking at $700 billion.  So $700 billion divided by the 230 some odd million US citizens over the age of 18 means each person would get about $3041.  Nice but still not remotely close to what you see below.

So although in theory the plan is great but …

SOMEBODY NEEDS TO LEARN TO DO FUCKING MATH

Generally speaking when I get these kind of things I just trash them, but this one stands out because there is a very basic problem with it Of course I know it isn’t going to happen but It should stand to remind you all that this is OUR money.




The government does not have any money other than what it takes from you and me at gunpoint.




Ok now lets see who can spot the flaw in this scheme….anyone? anyone? JimmyD?




THIS IS A REAL DAY DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I’m against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.




Instead, I’m in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve it Dividend.




To make the math simple, let’s assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. citizens 18+.




Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child.




So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up.




So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It
Dividend.




Of course, it would NOT be tax free. So let’s assume a tax rate of 30%.




Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes. That sends
$25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.




But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket. A
husband and wife has $595,000.00.




What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?




Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.




Buy a second home - stimulate the economy




Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads




Put away money for college - it’ll be there




Pay off credit cards - more disposable income to invest or purchase




goods and services - stimulate the economy




Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.




Buy a new car - create jobs




Invest in the market - capital drives growth




Pay for your parent’s medical insurance - health care improves




Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean - or else




Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.




If we’re going to re-distribute wealth let’s really do it…instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( “vote buy” ) economic incentive that is being proposed by one of our candidates for President.




If we’re going to do an $85 billion bailout, let’s bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!




As for AIG - liquidate it. Sell off its parts. Let American General go back to being American General. Sell off the real estate. Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.




Here’s my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn’t.




Sure it’s a crazy idea that can “never work.”




But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!




How do you spell Economic Boom?




I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion




We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC.




And remember, The Family plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.




Ahhh…I feel so much better getting that off my chest.




Kindest personal regards, , A Creative Guy & Citizen.

DIGITAL PLAYGROUND’S “PIRATES II: STAGNETTI’S REVENGE” IS THE MOST PRE-ORDERED ADULT FILM IN HISTORY!

Digital Playground is working around the clock to keep up with the record number of pre-orders for “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge”. Only days before the film’s street date of September 27, “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” is prepared to ship the most copies of an adult film ever at one time. While the mass quantity of “Pirates II: Stagnetti’s Revenge” on DVD and Blu-ray is guaranteed to also break shipping records, it still may not be enough for every store to meet the growing demand by fans to own a copy. The film is transcending common fan niches and is drawing colossal attention from both the adult and the mainstream entertainment industries.

I got a press release today that I want to share with you. Not because I really like to share press release but because of who the press release is about. I mean let’s be real, we all know I don’t really publish press releases that often, only on a rare and special occasion but this is one rare and special lady its about. Her name is Victoria Zdrok.  Her personal bio describers her as a hottie and a smartie.  And while that may be true, it’s far from really capturing all that is Victoria Zdrok.

As you might have imagined by the name Victoria Zdrok is originally from Russia.  She came to the U.S. during the times of the cold war in a specially arranged student exchange program.  Victoria Zdrok was brilliant and went on to graduate high school a very young age.

She graduated from Pensacola Junior College in Florida at age 17 and West Chester University in Pennsylvania at age 18 with a B.A.   She speaks like 6 languages (English, Ukrainian, Russian, French, Spanish and German), has a law degree and a PhD in Clinical Psychology.

If all that wasn’t impressive enough she also happens to be hot as fuck and a former Playboy Playmate (October 1994) who years later would go on to be a Penthouse Pet (June 2002) and eventually the Penthouse Pet of the Year (2004), exactly 10 years after she was first named a Playboy Playmate.   Victoria Zdrok once told me that when she first became a Playboy Playmate in 1994 she thought it would change her life and in fact it did but not in the way she had imagined.  She had big dreams of going on to be a movie star and not be hit on and felt up by the likes of Donald Trump.  Her acting career never took off but for many years after she would be a very active Playboy model appearing several more times in Playboy either in International editions or in special editions  of the magazine like the Playmate Review or the Book of Lingerie.

Even more impressive she was an Internet pioneer, starting her official website in like 1998.    And no I don’t mean she had someone do it for her like many models of today. She was very hands on in the entire website creation process and ran her website almost entirely by herself, teaching herself how to upload photos and even did live web chats and posted on her message boards to her fans non stop.  It was during this time she also did some softcore porn with Danni Ashe and Nikki Nova.

Victoria Zdrok took a big yet calculated risk by going on with her own website.  At that time being independent was highly frowned upon by the Playboy machine and it cost Victoria several modeling jobs with them.  But in the end it was clearly the right thing to do because she became far more famous than just some chick who once was in Playboy.  She would go on to be hired as a spokesmodel for countless companies, raking in the cash and eventually she gained some fame from her work with Penthouse.  All of that was great but it was when she decided to be the Dr. Ruth of the Internet Generation that she really got what she secretly had desired all along, fame.  Everyone wants Victoria on their shows now and in their magazines.

(Hightstown) September 19, 2008 – Get your speed-dial fingers ready! PenthouseStore.com is pleased to announce that the incomparable Dr. Z will be taking calls – live – from our call center this week!

On Thursday, Sept. 25th, the one-and-only Dr. Victoria Zdrok will be answering the phone lines at PenthouseStore.com’s customer service headquarters…dishing out sex advice and sending customers in the right direction with what to buy, what toys to use for the best orgasms, and what DVDs fulfill the wildest of hardcore fantasies!

From 12:00pm to 2:00pm, adult fans can ‘ask Dr. Z’ whatever their heart’s desire by calling 877-702-0857. Check out the Penthouse store at www.penthousestore.com. The former Penthouse Pet of the Year (2004) is the hottest Ph.D.-holder in the universe, and her sexology advice is spot-on!

More on Dr. Z: the Ukrainian-born beauty is considered the world’s greatest ’sexpert,’ who knows everything about love, sex, and healthy relationships in the 21st century! She’s a hottie who’s also a smartie: Dr. Z has a law degree and a doctorate in Clinical Psychology. She’s been a commentator on Fox News and has posed nude for several national magazines (including several of her own sex advice-websites). Check out her profile on MySpace!

Jeremy Jackson, aka Hobie the Baywatch kid who did a sex video with former Vivid girl Sky Lopez, was on the set of his new reality show in the making (some dumb ass VH1 reality show) and the TMZ cameras ran into them. Basically it was him and a bunch of other teen “stars” or reality show related people who today are a bunch of has beens or never has been but thinks they were something at some time.  In all honesty I couldn’t name one of the 10 “stars” and neither could the TMZ camera guys.

In between takes for this seemingly scripted “reality” show, he talked to the cameras of TMZ to discuss his sex take with Sky Lopez. It was in his chattering that it was revealed he is the one who won’t sign off on the video, so that means Sky Lopez did sign off on the release despite what her people are saying.  So it seems that the peeps over at Vivid just aren’t offering enough cash to get Hobie boy to sign off.  Specifically what Hobie had to say was ….

“It’s 45 minutes of awesomeness.  I’m proud of myself but I’m not a porn star, I’m an actor.”

He then rambles on about how the tape is hot and all but he refuses to sign off on it and so anyone who dares to try and release the tape will be in serious legal shit.  Mind you this story broke the day Sky Lopez gave birth to her child and not one signle mention of who Vivid calls the “star” of the video on TMZ.  Apparently she’s not as much of a star as some people seem to think.