After being in the business for so long not much really entertains me.  I guess you can say that I’m pretty jaded when it comes to hot chicks and big boobs.  But there are a few exceptions to that rule and TWINS is one of them, throw in a little Tory Lane on the side and you just can’t fucking go wrong.

The Love Twins Fuck Tory Lane

I’m speaking of course of the new Vivid feature Virtual Vivid Girls : The Love Twins which is now available on DVD, or will be rather soon and I just happened to get my hands on the movie trailer, thanks to a sweet little thang over at Vivid.

click the box cover to view the movie trailer

On Friday I read an article at AVN how a judge blocked the release of the infamous Mini-Me Sex tape.

Actor Verne Troyer prevailed in court Friday as a federal judge granted his request for a temporary restraining order to halt the release of a sex tape featuring the “Austin Powers” star and his former live-in girlfriend, Ranae Shrider.




U.S. District Judge Philip Gutierrez ruled that Verne Troyer “will suffer irreparable harm to his reputation” if the video is released. Best known for his role as Mini-Me opposite Mike Myers in “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” and its sequel “Goldmember,” Troyer is currently featured in Myers’ new comedy “The Love Guru.”

This sex DVD was being shopped around to distributors by the guy who was selling the Paris Hilton sex tape. The celebrity sex-tape broker Kevin Blatt was really the first who went public with graphic descriptions of the video’s content, well that was after TMZ published a clip of it on their website.

Well it turns out this guy didn’t actually have the tape … at least this is the story he’s giving after he was hit with a $20 million dollar lawsuit and court order to crease and desist.  He now claims he had only seen it and dediced to try and sell it to others only to see who may be interested in buying it.  YAH RIGHT!!  We so believe you dude.

Mini-Me filed suit against TMZ, SugarDVD (who was making a $100,000 to get a hold of the tape) and Kevin Blatt (the man shopping it around to adult distributors).  Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me) claims the video was stolen from his home and is now seeking $20 million in damages. The judge’s order prevents any adult video distributor from taking orders for the video and blocks TMZ from posting any further excerpts from the tape.

TMZ pulled down the original clip Friday evening, and SugarDVD has removed all mention of the offer for the video from its Web site. Judge Gutierrez may issue a more binding preliminary injunction in the case unless TMZ and other parties can show a valid reason for releasing the footage. The temporary order expires July 7.

DONNY LONG SAYS FUCK YOU JUDGE WITH HIS OWN MINI ME SEX TAPE SITE

Now here is where it gets good …. adult content producer Donny Long apparently isn’t really all that smart, as he is boasting over at AfultFYI how he is buying Mini Me Sex domain names and he has posted a clip of the mini-me sex tape and continues to keep it posted even after the judge’s orders.  Beyond that, isn’t Mini Me a trademarked name from the movie?  I don’t know … just a thought on more law blatlant Donny Long law violations.  Here is exactly what Donny Long had to say from that Adult FYI story.

Donny Long writes: Well since I have been called the misget pornographer lately, I have had some interest in this Mini Me sex tape.

Looks like tmz.com has taken down the clip from the mini me sex tape. I love it how someone can film this and then sue when it goes public, What a crock of shit. Anyways since Mini Me thinks he can stop people from showing it I have made a website just for him showing the video and pictures.




Check it out click here www.minimedvd.com




I have also bought a bunch of other good Mini Me domain names so I am really hoping someone gets the balls to post the rest of it!

Porn Star Jesse Jane will be heading out to Springfield, Virginia to dance at the all new Paper Moon Gentlemen’s Club on Friday, June 27 and Saturday, June 28. Jesse Jane will perform two shows each night.

Jesse Jane appeared at both of the Paper Moon’s Richmond locations less than two months ago. The clubs were packed tighter than the costumes Jesse wears, and the lines poured out the doors. As word of her draw spread, the Springfield location knew it had to have Jesse Jane perform during its inaugural month.  The gigantic crowds from Jesse’s recent appearance at the Richmond locations, has Frazier, the owner of the Paper Moon in Springfield enthused to feature her. People from all the surrounding states are expected to come to see her. Frazier says, “We have a lot of people excited to see her starting Friday night at 9:00pm. It’ll be packed. She is just a super sweet girl and the hottest draw right now…She drives everyone wild.”

For more information about Jesse Jane’s performance at the Paper Moon Gentlemen’s Club in Springfield, VA, call (703) 866-4160, or visit www.PaperMoonClub.com

Jesse Jane is known as the most fan-friendly adult performer in the business. She always tries to find time to pose for pictures and sign autographs. In Virginia, Jesse Jane draws bigger crowds than the Civil War reenactments (don’t underestimate the drawing power of a century and a half old grudge). Watching this Texas honey dance is enough to make the South rise again…or at least get a rise in every guy’s Southern region.

Jesse adamantly exclaims, “I love what I do! Making movies is great ’cause I know somebody will be watching it, totally turned on…or maybe a couple of somebodies together…or a couple of couples. And that’s when I expect an invite to the party! Now, being on stage is even more of a high. It’s live and real time, and I can see the anticipation in each person’s eyes. Watching them get worked up and turned on gets me all hot and bothered. So bring it!”  Jesse adds, “I am honored that the Paper Moon asked me to come back to Virginia for their new club’s opening. They set up their clubs in a way that lets me get so totally up close and personal with all the customers. I love dancing for them and it’s a privilege to represent their clubs.”

For now you can enjoy Jesse Jane online at www.JesseJane.comor from one of her great movies that are now available on DVD.

It was exactly two months ago that we reported on Tera Patrick in search of a new contract girl and it seems she is now after one yet again.  In her new request Tera Patrick uses the MySpace bullietan feature instead of an actual blog post but here is what it reads….

Date: Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM
Subject: LOOKING FOR A NEW CONTRACT GIRL

Body: HEY ALL MY COMPANY TERAVISION IS LOOKING FOR A NEW CONTRACT STAR. MUST BE HOT, UNDER 25, PHOTOGENIC, EXOTIC LOOKING AND DO B/G SCENES. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE REPLY BACK TO THIS BULLETIN.  MUAH!

So girls if you want to be the next Stormy Daniels, Sunny Leone or Monique Alexander here is your chance to land an exclusive contract with Teravision.  Keep in mind that Tera Patrick is often associated with celebrities so you never know which ones you may just get to meet by working with her.  Good luck and do remember to pick your porn star name wisely.

Over at Adult FYI I read a great story about John Gray (which apparently he got from Blogspot) and well, to put it bluntly, his bull shit stories that he has been putting out over the years as well as some implications of fraud and even some building inspection violations.  Reading this does further prove that something isn’t right with this whole Michael Ninn ordeal but it makes you wonder if this bitter outrage is just going to lead to more trouble for Michael Ninn than it’s worth?  For those who aren’t keeping up this is in regards to Ninn Worx_SR, and owners or former owners Micahel Ninn and John L. Gray, which you can read up on by clicking here.

Ten Questions the Media Needs to Ask Mr. Gray


1.) In your interview with AVN, (By: Wade Garrett Posted: 07/30/2007) you stated: Among the company’s resources are: in-house a legal team; a large IT staff which maintains in-house web services and programming; a graphic arts department; and a full film studio with state-of-the-art equipment headed by Carl Wachter, the longtime Penthouse staff photographer. Mr. Ninn states he never saw an in house legal team that you claim exists. You also claimed in that same interview you had a large IT department but again Mr. Ninn says he never saw more than two people in it. So in your opinion is two people a large IT department?


2) In your interview with AVN, (By: Peter Warren Posted: 02/07/2008) you stated: “The new division is set up as a full-scale movie factory. you were quoted as saying “We have built our own film studio, a 30,000 square-foot building, that is everything that Playboy had at their studio.”


From what we could gather from people that have worked in your SR studio said the studio is closer to 1600 sq.ft and that it had little or no equipment in it. You also stated in the same interview “we have our own editors and replication and sound people, and all the rest of it.” But everyone who has been to your Norco Headquarters say there are no editors, no replication or sound people? Any comments?


3.) In your interview with AVN, By: David Sullivan Posted: 10/09/2007 you stated: “One of the things I’ve always found in porn in general was that perception is very powerful in this industry,” Gray continued. “There’s an incalculable, intangible benefit of sweeping AVN awards and not being just another film company, but being a premiere film company in this industry, and we can afford to do a $250 or $300 thousand budget movie and not make a penny on it, kind of like Bob Guccione did with Caligula, and it has a certain inalienable benefit to us in a long shelf life… but you later stated in a more recent interview you blamed Ninn for making expensive, impractical choices that led to disagreements on everything from color correction to contract girls, public relations, trailers and investing in an Internet presence. What is your real opinion?


4.)In your interview with AVN, By: David Sullivan Posted: 10/09/2007 you stated: )”The Vegas [Spearmint Rhino] club alone does a million dollars a week in gross sales, so it’s easy for us to get a return on the initial investment,” This statement would lead me to believe and others that you own Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas but in fact you do not. Why would you make such an untrue statement?


5.) In a statement given to Xbiz by your COO Kathy Vercher she stated “We invested in Michael and we invested in Michael’s vision” I could not find any statement of Michael’s vision but I could find yours and I quote “We want to throw enough money at it to be able to do something very, very special. I will spend $25,000 on three minutes, because if it doesn’t look and feel exactly like the 300 movie, I guarantee you it will never hit the street and I will scrap it. What I’m out for is mainstream quality production in the porn arena, and I haven’t seen anybody in history ever do that. We’re gonna do the exact same thing that a DreamWorks studio would do, and we’ve got the money to be able to throw at it.” Who are we to believe here and why is there no money to finish The Four properly now?


6.) Mr. Ninn’s statement to AVN Posted: 06/16/2008 said “He had a problem with your business ethics.” but did not really elaborate. What do you think he meant by this statement?


7.) Mr.Gray, given the fact that you were sued and settled cases out of court in lawsuits brought against Spearmint Rhino by 4 US women for using their pictures on billboards and in literature about striptease without their permission. It is also common knowledge that a world famous Penthouse photographer also sued you for copyright infringement and that you settled out of court. Why would you decorate your Norco office with over 30 Michael Parkes paintings you do not have permission to use?


8.) Is it true the office and the stage you built for Ninn Worx_SR in your corporate office in Norco, never received the proper building inspections and permits and that when the Norco city building inspector arrived at the office all NWSR employees had to run from their offices and hide in the back, because the offices were being occupied illegally?


9.) You have stated in a few of your interviews that “Michael is more of an artist than a businessman and you are more businessman than artist.” including some of the very first interviews you gave to AVN and Luke Ford. So, as the businessman in this relationship how could both you and the COO of SR, Kathy Vercher, blame Michael for any of the failed business decisions when he neither signed the checks or handled the business decisions of NWSR?


10.) Do you think your convictions in the US for offences ranging, from carrying a concealed weapon to writing bad checks and the multiple other lawsuits filed against you will have any effect on your case with Michael Ninn?