After being in the business for so long not much really entertains me.  I guess you can say that I’m pretty jaded when it comes to hot chicks and big boobs.  But there are a few exceptions to that rule and TWINS is one of them, throw in a little Tory Lane on the side and you just can’t fucking go wrong.

The Love Twins Fuck Tory Lane

I’m speaking of course of the new Vivid feature Virtual Vivid Girls : The Love Twins which is now available on DVD, or will be rather soon and I just happened to get my hands on the movie trailer, thanks to a sweet little thang over at Vivid.

click the box cover to view the movie trailer

On Friday I read an article at AVN how a judge blocked the release of the infamous Mini-Me Sex tape.

Actor Verne Troyer prevailed in court Friday as a federal judge granted his request for a temporary restraining order to halt the release of a sex tape featuring the “Austin Powers” star and his former live-in girlfriend, Ranae Shrider.




U.S. District Judge Philip Gutierrez ruled that Verne Troyer “will suffer irreparable harm to his reputation” if the video is released. Best known for his role as Mini-Me opposite Mike Myers in “Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me” and its sequel “Goldmember,” Troyer is currently featured in Myers’ new comedy “The Love Guru.”

This sex DVD was being shopped around to distributors by the guy who was selling the Paris Hilton sex tape. The celebrity sex-tape broker Kevin Blatt was really the first who went public with graphic descriptions of the video’s content, well that was after TMZ published a clip of it on their website.

Well it turns out this guy didn’t actually have the tape … at least this is the story he’s giving after he was hit with a $20 million dollar lawsuit and court order to crease and desist.  He now claims he had only seen it and dediced to try and sell it to others only to see who may be interested in buying it.  YAH RIGHT!!  We so believe you dude.

Mini-Me filed suit against TMZ, SugarDVD (who was making a $100,000 to get a hold of the tape) and Kevin Blatt (the man shopping it around to adult distributors).  Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me) claims the video was stolen from his home and is now seeking $20 million in damages. The judge’s order prevents any adult video distributor from taking orders for the video and blocks TMZ from posting any further excerpts from the tape.

TMZ pulled down the original clip Friday evening, and SugarDVD has removed all mention of the offer for the video from its Web site. Judge Gutierrez may issue a more binding preliminary injunction in the case unless TMZ and other parties can show a valid reason for releasing the footage. The temporary order expires July 7.

DONNY LONG SAYS FUCK YOU JUDGE WITH HIS OWN MINI ME SEX TAPE SITE

Now here is where it gets good …. adult content producer Donny Long apparently isn’t really all that smart, as he is boasting over at AfultFYI how he is buying Mini Me Sex domain names and he has posted a clip of the mini-me sex tape and continues to keep it posted even after the judge’s orders.  Beyond that, isn’t Mini Me a trademarked name from the movie?  I don’t know … just a thought on more law blatlant Donny Long law violations.  Here is exactly what Donny Long had to say from that Adult FYI story.

Donny Long writes: Well since I have been called the misget pornographer lately, I have had some interest in this Mini Me sex tape.

Looks like tmz.com has taken down the clip from the mini me sex tape. I love it how someone can film this and then sue when it goes public, What a crock of shit. Anyways since Mini Me thinks he can stop people from showing it I have made a website just for him showing the video and pictures.




Check it out click here www.minimedvd.com




I have also bought a bunch of other good Mini Me domain names so I am really hoping someone gets the balls to post the rest of it!

Porn Star Jesse Jane will be heading out to Springfield, Virginia to dance at the all new Paper Moon Gentlemen’s Club on Friday, June 27 and Saturday, June 28. Jesse Jane will perform two shows each night.

Jesse Jane appeared at both of the Paper Moon’s Richmond locations less than two months ago. The clubs were packed tighter than the costumes Jesse wears, and the lines poured out the doors. As word of her draw spread, the Springfield location knew it had to have Jesse Jane perform during its inaugural month.  The gigantic crowds from Jesse’s recent appearance at the Richmond locations, has Frazier, the owner of the Paper Moon in Springfield enthused to feature her. People from all the surrounding states are expected to come to see her. Frazier says, “We have a lot of people excited to see her starting Friday night at 9:00pm. It’ll be packed. She is just a super sweet girl and the hottest draw right now…She drives everyone wild.”

For more information about Jesse Jane’s performance at the Paper Moon Gentlemen’s Club in Springfield, VA, call (703) 866-4160, or visit www.PaperMoonClub.com

Jesse Jane is known as the most fan-friendly adult performer in the business. She always tries to find time to pose for pictures and sign autographs. In Virginia, Jesse Jane draws bigger crowds than the Civil War reenactments (don’t underestimate the drawing power of a century and a half old grudge). Watching this Texas honey dance is enough to make the South rise again…or at least get a rise in every guy’s Southern region.

Jesse adamantly exclaims, “I love what I do! Making movies is great ’cause I know somebody will be watching it, totally turned on…or maybe a couple of somebodies together…or a couple of couples. And that’s when I expect an invite to the party! Now, being on stage is even more of a high. It’s live and real time, and I can see the anticipation in each person’s eyes. Watching them get worked up and turned on gets me all hot and bothered. So bring it!”  Jesse adds, “I am honored that the Paper Moon asked me to come back to Virginia for their new club’s opening. They set up their clubs in a way that lets me get so totally up close and personal with all the customers. I love dancing for them and it’s a privilege to represent their clubs.”

For now you can enjoy Jesse Jane online at www.JesseJane.comor from one of her great movies that are now available on DVD.

It was exactly two months ago that we reported on Tera Patrick in search of a new contract girl and it seems she is now after one yet again.  In her new request Tera Patrick uses the MySpace bullietan feature instead of an actual blog post but here is what it reads….

Date: Jun 23, 2008 4:52 PM
Subject: LOOKING FOR A NEW CONTRACT GIRL

Body: HEY ALL MY COMPANY TERAVISION IS LOOKING FOR A NEW CONTRACT STAR. MUST BE HOT, UNDER 25, PHOTOGENIC, EXOTIC LOOKING AND DO B/G SCENES. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE REPLY BACK TO THIS BULLETIN.  MUAH!

So girls if you want to be the next Stormy Daniels, Sunny Leone or Monique Alexander here is your chance to land an exclusive contract with Teravision.  Keep in mind that Tera Patrick is often associated with celebrities so you never know which ones you may just get to meet by working with her.  Good luck and do remember to pick your porn star name wisely.

Over at Adult FYI I read a great story about John Gray (which apparently he got from Blogspot) and well, to put it bluntly, his bull shit stories that he has been putting out over the years as well as some implications of fraud and even some building inspection violations.  Reading this does further prove that something isn’t right with this whole Michael Ninn ordeal but it makes you wonder if this bitter outrage is just going to lead to more trouble for Michael Ninn than it’s worth?  For those who aren’t keeping up this is in regards to Ninn Worx_SR, and owners or former owners Micahel Ninn and John L. Gray, which you can read up on by clicking here.

Ten Questions the Media Needs to Ask Mr. Gray


1.) In your interview with AVN, (By: Wade Garrett Posted: 07/30/2007) you stated: Among the company’s resources are: in-house a legal team; a large IT staff which maintains in-house web services and programming; a graphic arts department; and a full film studio with state-of-the-art equipment headed by Carl Wachter, the longtime Penthouse staff photographer. Mr. Ninn states he never saw an in house legal team that you claim exists. You also claimed in that same interview you had a large IT department but again Mr. Ninn says he never saw more than two people in it. So in your opinion is two people a large IT department?


2) In your interview with AVN, (By: Peter Warren Posted: 02/07/2008) you stated: “The new division is set up as a full-scale movie factory. you were quoted as saying “We have built our own film studio, a 30,000 square-foot building, that is everything that Playboy had at their studio.”


From what we could gather from people that have worked in your SR studio said the studio is closer to 1600 sq.ft and that it had little or no equipment in it. You also stated in the same interview “we have our own editors and replication and sound people, and all the rest of it.” But everyone who has been to your Norco Headquarters say there are no editors, no replication or sound people? Any comments?


3.) In your interview with AVN, By: David Sullivan Posted: 10/09/2007 you stated: “One of the things I’ve always found in porn in general was that perception is very powerful in this industry,” Gray continued. “There’s an incalculable, intangible benefit of sweeping AVN awards and not being just another film company, but being a premiere film company in this industry, and we can afford to do a $250 or $300 thousand budget movie and not make a penny on it, kind of like Bob Guccione did with Caligula, and it has a certain inalienable benefit to us in a long shelf life… but you later stated in a more recent interview you blamed Ninn for making expensive, impractical choices that led to disagreements on everything from color correction to contract girls, public relations, trailers and investing in an Internet presence. What is your real opinion?


4.)In your interview with AVN, By: David Sullivan Posted: 10/09/2007 you stated: )”The Vegas [Spearmint Rhino] club alone does a million dollars a week in gross sales, so it’s easy for us to get a return on the initial investment,” This statement would lead me to believe and others that you own Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas but in fact you do not. Why would you make such an untrue statement?


5.) In a statement given to Xbiz by your COO Kathy Vercher she stated “We invested in Michael and we invested in Michael’s vision” I could not find any statement of Michael’s vision but I could find yours and I quote “We want to throw enough money at it to be able to do something very, very special. I will spend $25,000 on three minutes, because if it doesn’t look and feel exactly like the 300 movie, I guarantee you it will never hit the street and I will scrap it. What I’m out for is mainstream quality production in the porn arena, and I haven’t seen anybody in history ever do that. We’re gonna do the exact same thing that a DreamWorks studio would do, and we’ve got the money to be able to throw at it.” Who are we to believe here and why is there no money to finish The Four properly now?


6.) Mr. Ninn’s statement to AVN Posted: 06/16/2008 said “He had a problem with your business ethics.” but did not really elaborate. What do you think he meant by this statement?


7.) Mr.Gray, given the fact that you were sued and settled cases out of court in lawsuits brought against Spearmint Rhino by 4 US women for using their pictures on billboards and in literature about striptease without their permission. It is also common knowledge that a world famous Penthouse photographer also sued you for copyright infringement and that you settled out of court. Why would you decorate your Norco office with over 30 Michael Parkes paintings you do not have permission to use?


8.) Is it true the office and the stage you built for Ninn Worx_SR in your corporate office in Norco, never received the proper building inspections and permits and that when the Norco city building inspector arrived at the office all NWSR employees had to run from their offices and hide in the back, because the offices were being occupied illegally?


9.) You have stated in a few of your interviews that “Michael is more of an artist than a businessman and you are more businessman than artist.” including some of the very first interviews you gave to AVN and Luke Ford. So, as the businessman in this relationship how could both you and the COO of SR, Kathy Vercher, blame Michael for any of the failed business decisions when he neither signed the checks or handled the business decisions of NWSR?


10.) Do you think your convictions in the US for offences ranging, from carrying a concealed weapon to writing bad checks and the multiple other lawsuits filed against you will have any effect on your case with Michael Ninn?

Claudia Rossi was born on April 13, 1983 in Myjava, Slovak Republic.  She started her adult career in 2003 and in 2007 she was nominated for the AVN Female Foreign Performer of the Year.  Claudia Rossi is our porn star of the week so enjoy these 4 smokin hot vid clips of her.

Click to see the Claudia Rossi vids

“TMZ Has It All Wrong!” says our sources.   Our secret sources deep inside the Playboy Mansion speaks to us about what really goes on behind closed doors!

My attention was first drawn to this story when I had read that the girls next door, who all appear to be the best of friends on their hit E! reality show don’t get along so well.  It seems that, at least according ot the gossip mags, Holly and Kendra are always at each other’s throats and that things are so bad they even have to film around the two fighting because they can’t be in the same room together.  I found this story odd because I had just seen them at an event together and yes they were all three together.  I don’t know something about that just stuck in my mind.  Here is one such story from TMZ stating that the staff at the Mansion hate both Holly and Kendra.

I honestly don’t give all of this much thought until the next story comes out about one of the girls next door and this time it was Kendra Wilkinson.  TMZ had a video clip of Kendra not being able to get into a club right away.  That was really their take on the story but let’s look at that story a little closer.  We notice that it’s late and night and Kendra is arriving at the House of Blues with the rapper known as Lil Wayne.  Notice she arrived with the rapper and his posse and even was shown getting out of the car with him.  The only two females present in the large group were Kendra and her friend.

Other than her initial wave when they exited the car, Kendra tries to stay in the background, basically ignoring the cameras and just talk to her female friend and bitching because she was denied entrance to the club along with about half of the other people that showed up with Lil Wayne.  When she realizes the cameras are on her, she quickly shuts up.  A few minutes later security comes out to find Kendra and brings her in the back door of the club.  The rest of his “posse” is left to stand outside of the club.

Ok now TMZ will have you believe that’s all there was to this story but really is that the case?

We all know that the girls next door have a very early curfew.  So Kendra somehow got permission to break curfew to go on a date with another man?  Interesting.  You can’t say that she wasn’t WITH Lil Wayne because besides her friend they were the only females in the group.

-From The Girls Next Door Website - The girls have a 9pm curfew. They are generally not allowed to be out without Hef past this time unless it’s a special occasion and they gain prior approval.

Let’s jump forward to the next story from TMZ and that is of Holly Madison coming out of her strip aerobic class to tell the cameras that she and Kendra have not been fighting that in fact that very day they were together condo shopping.  The TMZ people want you to believe that someone is moving out but anyone who watches the show knows that Kendra invests the money she makes into real estate and even bought her first condo on the show and said at that time she would continue to invest her money into real estate and buy several more condos in the near future.  So with that we know that TMZ is wrong and that at the very least Holly and Kendra are getting along.

So what is the REAL story over at the mansion?  Someone has to know and as luck would have it, I happen to have a few friends who hang out there far to much and these secret insider sources have this to say about the whole Girls Next Door feud.

Secret Source One on the girls fighting : The girls may have minor quibbles from time to time but who doesn’t? They are together a lot and no doubt get on each others nerves from time to time but I see them when the cameras aren’t rolling and they are all very close, like sisters - sisters who walk around naked all the time sure, but sisters nonetheless.  I’m don’t know why those gossip websites post stories about them fighting, I guess it is what makes the money but I can tell you first hand it’s not true.




Secret Source Two on the everyone hates Holly Madison story : I was really outraged when I read that story about Holly on TMZ.  They have no idea what the fuck they are talking about.  While it is true that Holly has a job as editor of the playmate pictorials, she worked hard to prove herself to get that position and had to learn the ropes before even getting the chance.   As it turns out Holly has a unique insight to what Hef likes when it comes to his Playmates and that is the reason she was given the job.




There may be one or two bitter employees that someone doesn’t know about but for the most part, everyone I’ve seen loves Holly and the work she does.  They all agree she has a unique talent for that kind of work and are glad to have her in the office.  If there is someone at the office bitter of the job Holly was given, it’s just due to their own petty jealousies.  Truth is, Holly has an eye for quality girls and like it or not, she’s damn good at her job.




Secret Source Two on Kendra vs Holly : As far as I know the girls get along well.  Holly and Bridget seem to be the closest with Kendra often making friends with the new, younger incoming Playmates as they seem to have more in common.  Kendra’s a party girl still, she’s younger than the other two.  Holly and Bridget seem to be more focused on their careers and their futures right now. That’s the one major difference you see in the girls.




As far as any direct fights, not really anything big.  I guess, well, ya there was one.  It wasn’t to long ago when a few people at the Mansion overheard Holly berating Kendra for what she termed “inappropriate public behavior” and how it could hurt all of them and cause them to lose what I think she said “the show” but the guy next to me swore she said “everything”.  Either way, it wasn’t clear what behavior Kendra was being yelled at for nor who she was with just that she was told that kind of behavior wasn’t acceptable and she wasn’t to be seen with those people again.




Secret Source One on Kendra vs Holly : I really only know of one big fight they had and that was when Kendra did something stupid but I don’t know what that was.  I know that Holly came down on her like a mother would a child and that probably rubbed Kendra the wrong way.  I couldn’t see who else was in there with them but it was a female and I did overhear some of what they were saying.   I can’t remember enough to quote anything specific but I think it was over Kendra’s partying and missing curfew.  Hef likes the girls to have the public appearance of propriety and wants the girls safely locked in the mansion at a decent hour.  Kendra likes to cut lose sometimes and doesn’t really make curfew all that often.  The girls don’t hate each other though.  They really get along better than my own sisters do.  And after that one big fight they had, they made up and there hasn’t really been any issues like that at the Mansion since.




Secret Source One on Who’s Leaving The Mansion : I don’t think anyone has plans on leaving the Mansion just yet but if I had to place money on who would leave first it would be Bridget but not because of anything bad, just that she has more focus on her career outside of the world of Playboy and that is what I suspect will pull her away.  Otherwise why would they leave?  They are getting a free ride and what a hell of a ride it is.  They would be crazy to walk away from that gravy train.




Secret Source One on the Holly and those socks : I don’t know how that got started but I know that someone told her it looks good and it can be her “trademark” so she’s been wearing those god awful socks every since.  I know several people have tried to subtly hint to her to not wear them anymore but clearly she hasn’t gotten the hint yet.  She thinks because a few people buy them she has a huge fan base that loves her gay ass socks but in reality some people would buy anything with her name attached to it because she’s a beautiful girl and she’s famous.  She just doesn’t seem to understand that and she clearly doesn’t understand how stupid she looks in those socks.




Secret Source One on Sex with Hef : As far as I know the only person to really have that much of an intimate relationship with Hef is Holly.  I really do strongly believe they have sex and I can’t speculate how often but that it seems to be on a regular basis, at least from things I pick up around the Mansion.  I think she really does him but I really don’t know how often and any other particulars about the way they do it.




Secret Source Two on the Mansion staff hating the girls : I don’t see that at all and if they do they hide it VERY VERY VERY well.  I think that at times they no doubt get annoyed by the girls and some of the stupid shit they do and ask the staff to do for them but for the most part everyone at the Mansion really enjoys their job and they know that taking care of the girls is part of that job.  In fact I once overheard a Mansion staffer who’s job is to do grounds maintenance, tell someone that his job was something like a 93 on a scale of 1 to 10.  That he could go get a job anywhere doing what he does but he stays at the Mansion because it’s not just a job it’s a family and his entire life revolved around the work he does there.  And he’s ok with that because he likes having a life that revolves around beautiful naked women. There is a lot that goes on at the Mansion.  It’s a 24 hour kind of thing and it’s run like a 5 star hotel, even though it is technically a private home.  But with so much going on all the time it really does take the organization like it were a fancy hotel and that requires staffing full time, around the clock including executive chefs and butlers and securtiy and someone to keep up with all the animals and groundskeepers and maintenance men and that’s just to keep the house running forget all the other stuff.  I think I read that there were 70 people in all employed just to keep the Mansion running and the associated 5 acres.  So ya with all the goes on in the house I’m sure from time to time a staff member or two gets annoyed at the girls but overall they live to serve them and they take that job very serious.

I would like to thank our secret sources for going on the record with us, even if we have to hide their identity. We didn’t really learn much but we were able to find out is that most of the shit those gossip mags put out is bullshit and that the girls are all hot, but are more like sisters than lesbian lovers and that kind of sucks but hey at least we now know Hef is getting some pussy from at least one of them.

Lies, Fraud, Felonies, Naked Girls … no I’m not talking about the plot of the next Paul Thomas feature for Vivid, I’m actually talking about the tag lines for a so called “not for profit” organization that claims to be a human rights advocacy group to help ex porn stars.

I have a great story for you today my friends. Kayden Kross is a well spoken advocate of well … PORN. She likes to suck cock and gets paid to do it but even more interesting is that she is also someone who has a

A recent story published over at Mike South by the one and only Porn Star Kayden Kross, which was meant to be a rant about Shelley Lubben of the Pink Cross Foundation, turns out to unveil a little felony going on.




Kayden Kross Blogs : Ha ha funny story: Shelley and I were on the radio yesterday and she spent the whole time talking over me. I was quiet for her while she made her points and then she spoke over the top of me when it was my turn to speak. Picture a third grader with her finger in her ears saying “lalalalalala I can’t hear you lalalalala”. It was not far off from that. But I was able to get a few things in. Her reaction was incredible when I pointed out that her Pink Cross foundation was not, in fact, a non-profit. According to the Attorney General’s office, there is no Pink Cross Foundation on file as a charitable organization. The only records are a filing with the Secretary of State as a regular corporation. She started ranting “Yes it is Yes it is i care about these girls you don’t know what they go through…..!!!”. Picture a raving lunatic. It was not far off from that either. The distinction needs to be made: just because you aren’t making money off of it doesn’t mean it’s a non profit.

Interesting … it seems that The Pink Cross foundation isn’t a Not For Profit company after all, despite the fact that this is how the represent themselves and that my friends is FRAUD … and a felony in most states.

FRAUD! FRAUD! FRAUD!

As a result of this the Pink Cross Foundation website now states they are pending their non profit status however we’ve all heard Shelley Lubben state for how long now that they are a non profit organization?  Can anyone say FRAUD?  Here is a screenshot taken directly from the Pink Cross Foundation Website on June 22, 2008.  Apparently you can back date donations and make them tax exempt even though they were donated prior to an organization legally gaining tax exempt status.  Very interesting.  I did not know that.

Now here is another screenshot taken the very same day.  Notice on this one they are claiming not for profit status and even more funny is that claim to make a difference in “millions of lives”.    MILLIONS OF LIVES?  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS  BITCH SMOKING?  Seriously!

When becoming a porn star it’s really to bad they don’t give a class on how to pick your name.  In reality we know that most girls go into this business for money but what nobody stops to think about or just doesn’t understand is how to BE a porn star.  That is the business end of things.  Let us start with something simple like picking a name.

All to often young starlets pick a name like Peaches or Princess or some weird spelling variation thereof.    Or an even bigger mistake they don’t investigate the name they do pick.  Such is the case with the story of Nikki Jaymes.

I was reading a really fucking funny story today on AdultFYI in which some photographers were complaining about how the pussy of this girl named Nikki Jaymes really smelled bad.  Then there was this other girl who also happened to be a porn star named Nikki Jaymes (and blonde to boot) who was catching shit over it.  People apaprently kept asking how her pussy was and if it really stunk.

So girls let me give you a little bit of advice before becoming a porn star, at least about your name.

Pick a name that is easy to spell.  If you pick a complicated name then it will make marketing your image much harder.  If your name is Candy spell it like Candy not Candee or some other confusing variation.

Pick a first AND a last.  You want to give yourself every chance you have to set yourself a part from the crowd.  Being a successful porn star is about building a brand and to build a brand you need a way to indtify that brand.  There are a lot of Tera Patricks in this world but there is only one Tera Patrick.   There are a lot of girls who go by the name of Jenna in this world but there is only one Jenna Jameson and only one Jenna Haze.

When you pick a name learn to fucking use Google.  Find out if there are any other adult performers or nude models using that name.  Had the young Nikki Jaymes from the AdultFYI story bothered to do that she would have found the other girl and it would have saved her a load of grief a month into her career.

My last bit of advice is to not infringe on any other person’s fame, brand or legal copyright.   This means don’t pick names like Barbie (first or last), Lexus, Mercedes, Toyota or something like Jenna Jamerson or Tera Patricka.  They may seem like popular choices but the second you gain any sort of real fame the people who own the rights to those names will sue your ass off.

A good case in point is Lexus Locklear who got sued by the auto company Lexus and now has to go by Lexi and the countless Barbie lawsuits.

Actually I do have one more bit of advice for you and that is OWN THE RIGHTS TO YOU OWN NAME.  Never -ever- under any circumstances agree to any deal where you the performer doesn’t own the rights to your own name.  Do not let them put it into your contract and do not let them trademark your name.

Pick a name and buy the .com for it BEFORE performing and if there is any talk of trademarking your name, YOU be the trademark holder for your name.

Don’t be a stupid whore …. be a rich one.

Perry Mann announces the First-Ever Exotic Erotic STRIPPERS & HUSTLERS BALL
Huge Party Set for Orleans Arena, Las Vegas over Labor Day Weekend
Live music, Top DJ’s, Hot Burlesque, and National Stripper Competition

Perry Mann and the team behind the world famous Exotic Erotic Ball - the internationally acclaimed Celebration of Flesh, Fetish, and Fantasy, and - according to E! Entertainment TV - “The World’s #1 Wildest and Sexiest Party,” has announced their first Las Vegas show: The Strippers and Hustlers Ball.

It’s billed as “a full weekend of eye-popping entertainment”, and it’s all set to go down at The Orleans Arena in Las Vegas over Labor Day Weekend – August 30 and 31, 2008.

“I’m very excited,” says Mann, the founder of the Ball. “We’ve been looking at coming to Las Vegas for a few years. We thought the prospect of bringing a giant party to a bona-fide arena like The Orleans during a destination weekend like Labor Day was a fantastic opportunity. I’m pulling out all the stops for this one!”

The Strippers and Hustlers Ball will feature live headline musical entertainment, top DJ’s spinning house music, hot burlesque acts, strippers, exotic dancers, outrageous fashion, fun exhibits, and some major surprises. Plus - more strippers.

“Strippers to the left, strippers to the right,” adds producer Howard Mauskopf. “Perry and I love strippers; heck - everyone loves strippers!”

The Strippers and Hustlers Ball will celebrate stripping as an art form and will feature a national competition with over $25,000 in cash and prizes to crown America’s #1 stripper. The categories are Best Body, Best Dancer, and Best Pole Dancer. The semifinals will occur on stage at the Ball on August 30, and the finals on August 31.

The dress code is – ladies, dress like strippers; gentlemen, dress like hustlers. The colors are black and pink. “It’s not a full costume event,” adds Mann, “but everyone needs to dress their sexiest, and wear mostly black and pink.”

Unkle Paul aka Paul Nathan will leave his Bay Area lair to host the weekend event. The Porcelain Twinz – one of the world’s premier burlesque acts - two gorgeous pale-skinned identical twin sisters who are, ahem, very close - will perform live each night. The #1 model on the entire Internet - Bobbi Billard the multi-talented myspace vixen who is ranked as the #1 model on the Internet, will be on hand along with Asian supermodel Akira Lane to host some on-stage antics – they are both stars of the horror classic remake Ice Scream – The Remix. Speaking of antics, Nathan will bring The Wheel of Depravity – people in SF are still buzzing from the last Exotic Erotic show when the wheel landed on “eat the edible bra off the porn star.” Scooter and Lavelle will be trekking up from Arizona to spin on Saturday. Rising hip-hop artist Chuck Nutt will be performing the event’s theme song – My Stripper Lover – co-written by Mann. And acclaimed musical artist Mobius8, inventor of the Hydra, will perform a different show each night, fully armed with lasers, and promising a multi-sensory experience to eclipse any he’s done before. “We’re so thrilled to have Mobius8 on board, DJ-ing both nights,” adds Mauskopf, “although it’s sure hard to call him a DJ. He’s more like a futuristic mad conductor who commands light and sound to morph and bend according to his will. He is a special talent, his show is amazing, and people are going to love it.”

There will also be exhibits showcasing exotic fashion, erotic art, games, websites, and novelties plus a spiritual oasis with psychics and massage. Sonicbids will sponsor an Indie Music competition, and the winning band will get a prime gig to play the Ball.

The two-day show is Saturday, August 30, 2008 from 9PM til 4AM; and Sunday August 31 from 9PM til 4AM, at The Orleans Arena in Las Vegas. The event website is www.strippersandhustlersball.com. Tickets are available online and a limited number of discounted hotel/ticket packages are available online as well.