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January, 2008  // Posts published in January, 2008

31 Jan Posted by in News | Comments

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LISA MARIE HE HE!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LISA MARIE HE HE!

We at lukeford.com just love that Lisa Marie He He soo much ’cause she’s a good whore. Her mouth is available most any time if you play it right. Anyway, happy birthday to Lisa Marie!

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31 Jan Posted by in News | Comments

WHY TOMMY GUNN’S GUNN MODELS WILL KICK ASS

WHY TOMMY GUNN’S GUNN MODELS WILL KICK ASS

Fayner Posts: Some of you may know about performer Tommy Gunn stepping in to the talent agency racket recently with Gunn Models. And in a porno world where agencies pop up faster than Jeremy Steele to a $50 Bukkake shoot, one must wonder if the likable Gunn can actually climb above the bottom-feeding crowd to ...

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30 Jan Posted by in News | Comments

EVA ANGELINA A FRAUD?

EVA ANGELINA A FRAUD?

Fayner Posts: So with all the hoopla surrounding Eva these days, and the fact that I finally met her on New Years and thought she was really cool (I even met her new husband, some English bloke) I decided to see for myself why everyone is making such a fuss about the young, heavy-chested chick ...

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30 Jan Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

PORNO SKI BUNNIES

PORNO SKI BUNNIES

Fayner Posts: So Taylor had the idea the other day to go snow boarding up in Big Bear. I thought, great, here we go, its gonna be another cold-ass trip where I’ll be tripping on e alone while TR bitches about how her pill got lost and a shitty time is had by all. I ...

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27 Jan Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

SHOCKING: MAN KILLS WIFE DURING ELECTROCUTION SEX

SHOCKING: MAN KILLS WIFE DURING ELECTROCUTION SEX

Fayner Posts: I’ve always wanted to be part of something like this; not the killing a chick part but the electrocution sex thing. Well, maybe killing a chick could be fun, too…if only I could think of one I’d like to murder. Hmmmmmm…   READ ON   JANUARY 25–A kinky sex escapade ended this week ...

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25 Jan Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

PARKLAND…WHERE PORN STARS ARE BORN!

PARKLAND…WHERE PORN STARS ARE BORN!

Fayner Posts: This is funny because if cell phones with cameras were available so readily in the 90s, the 80s the 70, OH the 60s, images like this would now not give anyone a second glance.   Kids have sex. A lot. I wasn’t one of them who was having it a lot and/or on ...

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25 Jan Posted by in News | Comments

SOME REAL INFORMATION ON THE JAPANESE DICK-SUCKING TELEVISION SHOW

SOME REAL INFORMATION ON THE JAPANESE DICK-SUCKING TELEVISION SHOW

Fayner, In response to your request for info about the Japanese TV show: It’s not a show, it’s a Japanese adult video from Soft On Demand, the biggest porn studio in Japan. It’s one in a series of movies based on the same theme — what the Japanese call “penis study.” The title roughly translates ...

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24 Jan Posted by in News | Comments

HI THERE, MY NAME IS JOHN AND I RAPE OLD PEOPLE

HI THERE, MY NAME IS JOHN AND I RAPE OLD PEOPLE

Fayner Posts: I found this article a few minutes ago, and found it funny how a guy with the name John Riems could be anything other than a male nurse who rapes old people in a nursing home. The rest of the story isn’t funny though, as you will see if you continue reading. SANDUSKY, ...

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24 Jan Posted by in News | Comments

ASHLEY BLUE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS FROM LAST NIGHTS “AMERICAN IDOL”

ASHLEY BLUE MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS FROM LAST NIGHTS “AMERICAN IDOL”

Fayner Posts: I knew all about Ashley Blue auditioning for American Idol in San Diego a few months back. But I didn’t say anything because no one was sure if they would air her audition with Alvin, Simon and Theodore due to her past involvement in the pornography racket. And yeah, I guess her audition ...

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24 Jan Posted by in Uncategorized | Comments

THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW EVER: JAPANESE CHICKS SUCKING COCK!

THE GREATEST TELEVISION SHOW EVER: JAPANESE CHICKS SUCKING COCK!

Fayner Posts: My friend Baiardi sent me this remarkable video last night, and I just have to share it with all of you. I think it is a Japanese game show but it is quite hard to tell since the Japanese are so strange and their language I do not speak so good. Pretty much ...

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