HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO LISA MARIE HE HE!
We at lukeford.com just love that Lisa Marie He He soo much ’cause she’s a good whore. Her mouth is available most any time if you play it right.
Anyway, happy birthday to Lisa Marie!
Things porn stars need to know about their agents
I came into LA recently. I met a friend in his office and walked in on quite an interesting conversation he was having with an agent. My friend was booking a girl from a popular agent for an upcoming movie. This movie is well known as with the company making it. The agent decided to add an extra $200 on the girls rates from what he used to pay for her. Since the company in question he was booking for was rather well known he thought he could squeeze another couple hundred out of the guy. But instead my buddy said you ...
Jersey Shore Parody Show Down
Anyone who frequents this site by now knows there are several people who make posts on this site, not just Ryan Rayzer. Sure he makes most of them and well, he makes the most controversial, but he's still not the only poster here at LukeFord.com and while we may not always agree with everything he says, I can tell you right here and now, I will die defending his right to say it. In the adult industry we work hard to demand our freedoms, but funny how quick we are to want them taken away from people we may not agree ...
What Scene Do You Prefer?
When watching an adult movie which kind of scene do you think is more important for a good movie to have? Anal sex or maybe a hot threesome? They say opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, so why don't you tell us yours -- do you prefer the hot 3 way or do you want to see a girl take it in her tight little ass? {democracy:3}
WHY TOMMY GUNN’S GUNN MODELS WILL KICK ASS
Fayner Posts: Some of you may know about performer Tommy Gunn stepping in to the talent agency racket recently with Gunn Models. And in a porno world where agencies pop up faster than Jeremy Steele to a $50 Bukkake shoot, one must wonder if the likable Gunn can actually climb above the bottom-feeding crowd to achieve greatness as a top-notch agent to the people who shed their clothes and fornicate for money.
Only time will tell I guess.
But here are a few reasons I believe Tommy Gunn can become the next top modeling agency. You make up your mind from there.
I believe these points I am about to make grant TG and his Gunn Models a place not only in our hearts but in the history books as an amazing place to find work doing sexual things your mother would not enjoy knowing about.
1) Tommy Gunn’s body is just so wonderfully sculpted, it is as if the Gods themselves created TG from the remains of great warriors and lovers from the past.
2) Tommy could just be the most likable guy in the whole business. Always smiling, always flexing his muscles and always wearing a tank top; the three most important characteristics of a great man.
3) I’ve never noticed any horrific odors coming from him when I run in to him at industry events. This is important in both agent and talent.
4) TG spends an hour each morning looking into the mirror while telling himself how special he is, how awesome his chest looks while oiled up and how perfectly still his hair is no matter how many times he tries messing it up.
GUNN MODELS CAN BE FOUND HERE
EVA ANGELINA A FRAUD?
Fayner Posts: So with all the hoopla surrounding Eva these days, and the fact that I finally met her on New Years and thought she was really cool (I even met her new husband, some English bloke) I decided to see for myself why everyone is making such a fuss about the young, heavy-chested chick from Orange County.
So I got my hands a stack full of her movies (I tried to get Jonni Darkko’s latest starring Eva but couldn’t due to me not being that important anymore in the business) and began studying them. And as I watched and watched more and more of her scenes I began seeing things that really intrigued me.
In some of the scenes, Eva has her left nose pierced. In others, her right. This makes me think there may be a lookalike doing half of Eva’s scenes to help her skyrocket to the top. I think it worked. But what of this other Eva? Does she keep her locked in the basement? Or maybe she doesn’t even know about this opposite-nose-ringed chick making money off her good name? This could be true, as we all know that O.C. isn’t known for pumping out brainy chicks…
But all in all, I think Eva (and her evil twin) is an awesome performer. She does do this funny thing where when she’s getting pounded and can’t catch her breathe and then when she does she says some long thing super fast before she again loses her breathe. Picture saying something like the following in under three seconds: “Oh my god, it feels so good you’re fucking my wet pussy so fucking hard fuck me harder now oh my god fuck it harder oh harder or harder.”
Could you do it? Well Eva can. I’m sure fucking her is difficult when she does this cause it would be hard concentrating while she’s belting out porno catchphrases at breakneck speed. But you know what, I’ll give it a try if she ever so desires.
All in all, if you haven’t touched yourself to Eva yet, I suggest you atleast give it a try. She’s perky, hot and pleasing to the boner. What else can you ask for in life?
PORNO SKI BUNNIES
Fayner Posts: So Taylor had the idea the other day to go snow boarding up in Big Bear. I thought, great, here we go, its gonna be another cold-ass trip where I’ll be tripping on e alone while TR bitches about how her pill got lost and a shitty time is had by all.
I was wrong, ’cause not only is Taylor sober but a few of other porno chicks decided to also make the 2 hour trek from L.A.: Staci AKA Alaura Eden AKA ADMIRAL FUNBAGS, Lisa Marie AKA LISA MARIE-HE HE! and Bianca Dagger. Our friend Pablo (or as TR calls him, Paulbo) and his little brother also came along. Paulbo’s brother is best friends with Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue’s son and I was thinking about how much it must suck having Brandi Brandt (sp?) for a mother and Donna D’Eriko (sp?) for a step-mother when you’re a teenage boy. Now I’m sure one of my sick friend’s has probably at one time pictured my mother when beating off, and I don’t like thinking about it one bit, but imagine having two former Playboy Playmates for mothers?
Anyway, the ride sucked due to large pieces of ice falling from the sky at breakneck speed. But after we got to the house and La Bella took a shit on the floor, it became the most wonderful place on Earth. My bloodhound Sara Rib-Eye took to the snow like, I don’t know, a porn chick to a dick. Good thing there’s lots of snow here.
All them are snow boarding right now, leaving me to watch the 3 dogs. Oh yeah, Lisa Marie-he he is passed out in back cause she fell too many times on her ass yesterday and she needs her ass to work making porn.
I was just outside with the dogs smoking a bowl and some guys working next door started talking to me about the bloodhound, and when the guy asked me what I do in LA and I told him and then said that porn chicks were here his face lit up like, I don’t know, a Christmas tree. Wait that sucked. His face lit up like Tiffany Holiday’s crack pipe in an alley while she services random people for $10 a shot. "Hey Charlie," the guy yelled to one of his workers. "Taylor Rain is staying in that house right there!" They all became giddy. It was cute.
Oh yeah, I was starting the gas grill outside last night to make dinner and when I threw in the match the whole thing torched and I looked down and the tank was on fire, probably due to a frozen line. Either way it sucked, and I thought it was gonna blow up in my face. But to save the porn chicks I reached underneath and turned the gas tank off and then threw a bunch of snow on it and then took the fuck off as fast as I could.
And I didn’t even get a measly handjob. I mean, I saved everyone’s lives!!! I think that is atleast worth a fucking handjob!
Don’t you?
SHOCKING: MAN KILLS WIFE DURING ELECTROCUTION SEX
Fayner Posts: I’ve always wanted to be part of something like this; not the killing a chick part but the electrocution sex thing. Well, maybe killing a chick could be fun, too…if only I could think of one I’d like to murder. Hmmmmmm…
READ ON
JANUARY 25–A kinky sex escapade ended this week with the electrocution death of a Pennsylvania woman and the arrest of her husband for manslaughter. According to cops, Toby Taylor, 37, first claimed that his wife Kirsten was shocked by her hair dryer. But he then admitted that the couple was "into weird sexual behaviors," according to a probable cause affidavit . Taylor then explained that he hooks clips to his wife’s nipples and "plugs the cord into a electric strip" and shocks her. On Wednesday evening, Taylor said, Kirsten removed her clothes, attached the clips, and shocked herself. He then picked up the electric strip and shocked her several more times, adding that he had placed a piece of electric tape over her mouth during the jolts. After the last shock, Kirsten, 29, "fell over on to her face." Taylor initially thought his wife was joking, but quickly realized she was unconscious. He then dressed her in preparation for driving to the hospital, but instead called 911 when she stopped breathing. Taylor, pictured in the below mug shot, told investigators that the couple had "been engaging in electric shock sex and other types of extreme bondage for about 2 years." He was charged yesterday with involuntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment and was jailed in the York Count lockup (where he remains in custody on $100,000 bail)
