Luke Ford

Fayner Posts: I finally got around to watching the first episode in Season Two of Whorecraft (actually, it is now called WhoreLore but I like the way Whorecraft sounds when it rolls off my tongue) called BIRTH OF DESTRUCTION and let me tell you, the scene is mighty good.

And sure, you’re probably saying, YOU have to say you love it because Dez and Staci are your roomies and they are behind Whorecraft! Staci would fuss you to death if you ever wrote a bad thing about their project! Pussy!

What’s up with that, huh?

Well, Dez and Staci are right now in Washington State with their dog, Limping Lazy Lou-Hippo in the middle of nowhere with no phones and no reception and no television and no electricity and no internet. Dez is up there following his first true passion: fishing, while Staci is out to prove that Asian women CAN drive by learning to kick ass on ATV or 4-wheelers or whatever them outdoorsy-types call those things you ride on and go “Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!”

In other words, they’ll never know if I hate the fucking thing.

But I don’t.

It’s really cool. Especially the special effects, which were done by the amazing Simon. Now I understand why they put up with him being Asian AND British. I mean, c’mon, pick one will you??!!!!!

Dakoda Brookes does a fab job in one of her very first scenes ever. Bianca Dagger is, of course, Bianca Dagger, which is a very good thing. And Barrett Blade’s superb acting makes this seem more like an actual movie than just a porn flick.

All in all, I got a boner, and that is saying a lot considering the three sex actors in the scenes are all good friends of mine. Ewwww!

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Fayner Posts: Being a Jew on Christmas means I have a lot of free time. Sure, I have tons to begin with but on Christmas I’m not expected to work. Unfortunately my brain hasn’t slowed down to the current crawl of the rest of my body since I quit doing coke some months back, so I was sitting at the computer yesterday just clicking away for things to amuse me.

Somehow I ended up at Donny Long’s web site. Don’t ask how or why because I don’t know, but I did. And I found a few things which made me laugh.

Now I’m not even sure if I know Donny Long. I know I’ve heard about him; things like him being pretty much a John who pays industry chicks porn prices to fuck him on tape. It is actually an awesome idea I must say, pretending to be a producer so you don’t have to pay them the outrageous prices they charge as hookers.

But here is a quote from Donny’s site that got me chuckling outloud:

Donny Long has appeared in over 500 scenes since 2005 making him a talent that is both well liked and one that delivers a hot scene.

Is Donny joking here? Does he really think that doing 500 scenes in two years makes him well-liked and means he does a hot scene? Really? ‘Cause I can name 20 guys who have done well over 1000 scenes in 10 years who are hated and who do some of the worst scenes ever to appear in adult films. I ain’t gonna name any ’cause I don’t wanna, but let me tell you that just because you’ve been in the business for two years does not mean you’re any good: it’s that other people are worse.

It’s not something to be proud of, okay?

HELLO FAYNER,

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