Luke Ford

Fayner Posts: So Bianca Dagger comes back from a little vacation to see her folks up in the Bay Area, stops by our house to say hello. As always with her, I asked Bianca if she played with her vagina while away.

“Of course I did!” she shouted. “What’s funny is my batteries ran out on my vibrator and I went and got new ones. But with new batteries my vibrator it was way too loud to use ’cause my mother was home! But then she went out and I went to town on myself!”

But then Bianca became sad.

“When I was leaving, I couldn’t find my vibrator! I looked everywhere! I think my mother stole it like she stole my massager a few years back! And this from a Christian woman?!”

Fayner Posts: I know its a long shot ’cause chicks like this don’t do porn, but a guy can dream, right?

Kelly and Sabrina Aldridge are their names. They are super hot. I saw them yesterday in a movie called Deck The Halls with Danny Devito. The movie blew chunks but they are super fucking hot.

Every set of twins who have ever come into this business have been gross. The closest to hot are the Love Twins and they are sorta strange looking in a I don’t know if I’d fuck them if they weren’t twins kind of way.

Let’s hope the Aldridge Twins flunk out of Hollywood and start doping scenes together in the adult business. That would be fucking cool

Fayner Posts: There has been talk lately about whether or not Jeremy Steele stole Jim Powers’ video camera. Foolish, right?

So where is the proof against him that says he did swipe the camera? There is none, of course, because he didn’t steal it.

Want proof of his innocence? Good, ’cause I got it.

Jeremy Steele hasn’t lifted his penis to erectness since 2004, so what makes anyone think he can lift a video camera?

See, Jeremy is innocent!

MONIQUE ALEXANDER

MONICA SWEETHEART

TRINA MICHAELS

CHARLOTTE STOKELY

Vote to your right and up (look right and up dumbass) for any one of these chicks until 8 AM tomorrow

YESTERDAY’S WINNER!

BROOKE BANNER

REMEMBER: THE FINAL WINNER GETS $1,500 CASH!!!

Fayner Posts: I don’t know who sent me this picture of Mia Rose, don’t know why or how they made it. All I know is my photoshop skills ain’t this good.

But it did make me laugh. And that is all that matters.