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NAUTICA THORN

VERSUS

KATSUMI

BOTH ARE ASIAN, SO THEY CAN PROBABLY SEW YOUR RIPPED PANTS FOR YOU IN A JIFFY. BOTH ARE ALSO VERY ATTRACTIVE. BUT ONLY ONE IS THE BEST. IT’S UP TO YOU TO SAVE THE DAY!

Vote to your right and up (look right and up dumbass) for either NAUTICA or KATSUMI until midnight TONIGHT Eastern time..

YESTERDAY’S WINNER!

BELLADONNA

(with 338 votes to KIMBERLY’S 228)

BELLADONNA

VERSUS

KIMBERLY KANE

ONE OF THESE CHICKS WANT YOU. THE OTHER THINKS YOU’RE A LOSER. THE ONE WHO WANTS YOU HAS A VAGINA THAT IS WET FOR YOU. THE OTHER WANTS YOU DEAD. CHOOSE WISELY

Vote to your right and up (look right and up dumbass) for either BELLA or KIMBERLY until midnight TONIGHT Eastern time..

YESTERDAY’S WINNER!

AMY RIED

(with 361 votes to SATIVA ROSE’S 176)

December 5, 2007

WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT? Author: Scott Fayner

Fayner Posts: So I’m reading that Mary Carey has decided to donate her old boobs to charity. For once I think I can applaud her. Clap, clap, clap.

But given Mary’s undying need to speak every waking second, wouldn’t it be awesome if she instead donated her tongue?

She wouldn’t be able to talk. That would be super cool, wouldn’t it?

I bid $100.

Fayner Posts: People are stupid. Scratch that. No don’t. People are stupid.

But not as stupid as stupid people who spend time debating other stupid people.

Case in point: the blog that goes along with the Death of Danny Dukes post over at www.Lukeisback.com, and the people who wrote it.

Shelly Lubben, who has a site named after herself, started out with this little gem: When will people wake up and see the porn industry for the destructive force it is? It’s out to kill you. You’ve been warned.

Now, sure, Shelly sounds like a normal woman with concerns towards the welfare of others. No one is denying that. But when you visit her site you’ll see that there is an evil force behind her: Jesus Christ. Basically, if I gathered my info right, she is saying that Jesus Christ can cure heroin addiction though dedication to him. And other things like that which I do not believe but we’ll leave them be.

Now it is true that some have come into this business and got ruined from it, whether from drugs, disease or whatever. But that don’t make it a destructive force, does it? hardly.

So Shelly is full of shit, pretty much, except for her true desire to help those in need.

But then there’s Jeremy Steele. Now I know I promised years ago after his mother emailed me asking me to leave him alone (because of Wanker’s continuous harrassment), but the guy has to be one of the dumbest people I’ve ever come across. Read the things that he says. Here is a guy who only does blow bangs and cream pies. He spends a good deal of his time standing in rooms filled with the stench of cock, failure and more cock. How does his opinion matter, and why? Stop breathing in the cock fumes, Jeremy.

Basically, after reading all 35 plus posts on the subject of Danny Dukes dying, I got not one piece of valuable information; just the same group of idiots talking the same idiotic shit. I am so embarassed that I spent time reading it.

Whatever, it is Hanukkah and I needed to let out some anger ’cause that’s what the holiday is all about.

December 5, 2007

ALL I WANT FOR X MAS!!! Author: TaylorRain

TMFR WRITES:

I HAD TO MAKE A LIST CUZ I HAVE A LOT OF THINGS ALREADY AND NO ONE LIKES TO GET DOUBLES AND RETURNING IS A BITCH!!!! EVERYTHING ON THIS LIST IS FOR MY FIANACE TO GET ME!!!SO HERE WE GO………………

1. THE LOVE RING FROM CARTIER

2. THE LOVE NECKLACE FROM CARTIER

3. LOTS OF STCKABLE DIAMOND RINGS SO I CAN CHANGE IT UP!!! (FROM TIFFANYS)

4. ATLAS DIAMOND NECKLACE AND BRACELET FROM TIFFANY’S

5. SOME NEW 3CT DIAMOND EARINGS FROM TIFFANY’S

6. 18 GOLD HEART NECKLACE AND BRACELET FROM TIFFANY’S

7. LV SPECIAL EDITION WATCH THAT CAME OUT THAN LESS THAN A WEEK AGO!!!!!!

8. AND A FEW OTHER JEWLRY ITEMS BUT I’M NOT GOING TO PUT THOSE UP SORRY!!!

9. BRAND NEW LV MONAGRAM PURSE WITH MATCHING WALLET

10. JEWLRY CASE FROM LOUIS VUITION

11. PEG70 MONOGRAM LUGGAGE ON ROLLERS LV

12. BLACK CANVAS LV SPECIAL EDITION BAG WITH MATCHING HEELS!!!

13. FULL LENGTH COAT FROM LV BUT IT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE A CHANNEL COAT

14. RED LV BATHING SUIT! IT’S THE CUTIEST!!!

15. AND THE NEW I POD TOUCHSCREEN!!!

16. 2B FREE JUMPSUITS!!! THOSE ARE MY FAV!!!

AND THAT’S IT!!!

ANYONE THAT WANTS TO GET MY SOMETHING I LOVE HELLO KITTY! I’M ON THIS WEIRD KICK OF HELLO KITTY STUFF! I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LITTLE IT USED TO MAKE ME SO HAPPY TO BE ABLE TO PICK OUT 5 DOLLARS WORTH THE HELLO KITTY STUFF!!! FUNNY SHIT!!!

ALSO, THERE IS THIS WEBSITE www.artguitar.com THEY MAKE CUSTOM GUITARS FOR ROCKBAND!!! THEY ARE SO SO SICK BUT THERE IS A CATCH THEY ARE SO BACK ORDERED THAT I WOULDN’T GET ONE TIL JAN.15 SO IF ANYONE KNOWS ANYONE SO I CAN GET ONE NEXT DAY DELIVERY I WILL PAY ANY PRICE FOR IT!!! HOLLA 420!!! MY E MAIL IS: taylorrain@gmail.com

HERE’S MY PO BOX:

22817 VENTURA BLVD. #123

WOODLAND HILLS, 91364 CA

TMFR

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