Luke Ford

Fayner Posts: First it was the guy at Best Buy who wouldn’t accept a bag full of porn DVDs from Taylor and Alaura when they returned Rock Band.

Fine, okay, but it could never happen twice in a week, could it?

It did.

We (TR, Alaura and I. Who else, right?) went to the Christmas tree place so Taylor could get herself a tree for the holiday. Being a Jew I felt that my presence was unneccesary, but like always I was forced to go in case anything gross needed to be done. My life is that sweet.

So the guys put the two trees TR bought onto the top of the truck, and we offer them the same box of porn the Best Buy guy refused.

No thanks, they said. We even made them repeat themselves because we didn’t believe what we were hearing. It was a sad moment for all.

May you HOLIDAYS be filled with joy, happiness and good feelings.

HAPPY HANUKKAH

Robert Lombard

Fayner Posts: Alaura came up to me yesteday.

“Wanna hear something funny?” she asked.

I did.

“I’ve been nominated for an AVN Award in the Best Group Sex Scene for I Dream of Jenna 2!”

“Good for you!”

“The funny thing is, they shot that in like 2003. And my name isn’t even on the box cover; they call me Cherokee!”

Later on, Tony Testa remembers also working on I Dream of Jenna 2 (as either the behind the scenes guy or the fluffer for the dudes, I can’t remember which one he said).

“They put that movie out? God, that was a long time ago! I just assumed it sucked and they didn’t release it.”

We here at Lukeford ask of you, the loyal readers, to stand outside the AVN office and bombard all employees with rotten vegetables until they give Alaura the trophy. I’ve always wanted one of those things on the mantle above the fireplace. Call me a fag, but I just love the way them things sparkle…

AMY RIED

VERSUS

SATIVA ROSE

WE’VE BEEN DRINKING ALL NIGHT PLAYING ROCK BAND AND TALKING TO TONY TESTA ABOUT HIS LOVE FOR TRANNY PORN, SO WE’LL MAKE IT SHORT: IF YOU COULD FUCK ONE OF THESE CHICKS WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE? I’D DO SATIVA BUT THAT’S JUST ME…

Vote to your right and up (look right and up dumbass) for either AMY or SATIVA until midnight TONIGHT Eastern time..

YESTERDAY’S WINNER!

EVA ANGELINA

(with 295 votes to JENAVIVE JOLIE’S 233)