Fayner Posts: Naw, this ain’t real. It’s part of an art exibit at the New York Public Library. But we wish it were real. It should be real.
Unless, of course, someone from the government is reading this. If they are, I think this is an outrage. Bush is not a criminal!
“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…two really big things. Sorry your cock is not one of them. I want a modified 50 caliber automatic riffle like in the movie Smoking Aces. And I want to skydive next to Mount Everest. If you can provide me with either or both, I will let you fuck my ass and cum on my face.
-NICOLE SHERIDAN
DCypher posts: In the future all desires will be eliminated automatically, as soon as they arise, without you having to do anything. In fact, four out of five leading physicists (n) ever polled (do not) believe that by 2012 humanity will have raised their vibrational level to the point where they will live in what Buddhist scholars refer to as “rainbow bodies” composed primarily of light. This will give new meaning to the term “breathatarian” and will undoubtedly usher in a new era of peaceful coexistence between all beings as consumption will no longer be a factor. Essentially your deepest fantasies will be communicated the moment they arise to all other beings telepathically and in this ethereal state they will be explored to their fullest potential and released leaving you fulfilled beyond your wildest imagination.
Until then most of the planet will have to continue to explore their fantasies through the wonders of modern pornography and find fulfillment manually using the time honored “hands on” approach. Luckily things just got a little easier with the release of the instant Sapphic classic PINK PARADISE 3 from the kind and noble people at SIN CITY and the venerable lesbian-cum-directrix DEVINN LANE.
PP3, as the kids refer to it on the streets, stars a bevy of bathing suit cuties unabashedly exploring their illicit same sex desires and stuffing each other full of hard, vibrating plastic while making high pitch whining noises not entirely dissimilar to those made by dolphin voyagers on their intergalactic journeys from planet Earth to the Pleiades.
The cast includes adult stars Tory Lane, Shyla Stylez, Aline, Ashley Fires, Gianna Lynn, Lexi Love, Mikayla, Riley Evans, Sammie Rhodes, Shawna Lenee, Tessa West, Veronica Vega and Victoria Sin.
“I couldn’t be more excited with the final product,” director Devinn Lane said in a press release. “When casting, I handpicked the girls that I knew would deliver … and boy did they. The chemistry was amazing — in fact, many of the girls kept going at it long after we stopped shooting. I have to admit that I got so turned on — it wasn’t easy to concentrate.”
ALAURA EDEN (258 votes)
VERSUS
SANDRA ROMAIN (202 votes)
Many over the years have said that these two jizz junkies kinda look alike. We here at Lukeford.com agree, and have decided that if they are to look alike it should be decided once and for all which one is the hotter pornstar!
Alaura Eden happens to be a good friend of this site, but we’ve all taken the journalistic ethics refresher course and will not interfere with this competition at all.
You have to choose between these two fine foxes. You can’t have them both.
Vote to your right and up (look right and up dumbass) for either Alaura or Sandra until midnight tomorrow Eastern time..
YESTERDAY’S WINNER!
JENNA HAZE
(with 849 votes to Charlie Laine’s 782)
But we must say that although Jenna jumped to a huge lead early on, Charlie came back from like 300 votes to almost squeeze by Jenna for the lead. It was an awesome battle to the end! It shows the power of MySpace…. both Jenna and Charlie jumped after posting bulletins on their myspace pages.
TOMORROW’S COMPETITORS
TORY LANE VS BROOKE HAVEN
Fayner Posts: Our buddy Jay Harman owns the brewery in Nantucket which makes beer, wine, gin, rum, whiskey and vodka. Triple Eight Vodka, to be precise. He sent us a case and we drank it all. I wish we had another bottle so I could jam it up one of the Random Whores’ snatches who always seem to be coming by looking for salvation.
Jay has asked me to ask porn chicks who want free vodka to stick a bottle up their pussy and snap a picture of it. I’ll supply the vodka for ya.
Visit Jay’s fabulous booze at Cisco Brewers
Email fayneralmighty@gmail.com if you wanna participate in this. And no dudes wanting to shove the bottle in their ass, okay?
