TMFR WRITES:
SO I’M SUPER EXCITED FOR THE “ROCK BAND” CHAT ON THURSDAY AT MY OFFICIAL SITE WWW.CLUBTAYLORRAIN.COM WITH MANY SPECIAL HOT GUESTS INCLUDING ALAURA EDEN, MONICA MAYHEM, JENNA PRESLEY, BIANCA DAGGER AND MORE!!!
HOLLA!
BUT I HAVE A PREVIOUS ENGAGEMENT AT LOUIS VUITTON (FAYNER’S TAKING PICTURES) SO THE CHAT WILL HAVE TO START AT 8 PM WEST COAST TIME!! WE’LL BE PLENTY SHIT FACED SO I GUARANTEE LOTS OF BOOBS AND WEED AND ROCK BAND!
LOS ANGELES, CA - (NOVEMBER 27, 2007 DMPR) - Los Angeles based animal rights activists had additional reasons to give thanks this past holiday week, as Wicked Pictures contract superstars jessica drake, Brad Armstrong, and Kaylani Lei staked their claim on the red carpet to support the first annual Cuties For Canines (www.cutiesforcanines.org) charity benefit. Designed to raise awareness and funds for dogs scheduled to be euthanized in Los Angeles shelters, the evening was hosted by Cuties For Canines founder and Maxim model Bobbi Sue Luther and held at the beautiful and exclusive 5th & Sunset Studios in West Los Angeles.
Jessica, Brad, and Kaylani were joined on the press line by such Hollywood notables as Playboy‘s Kari Whitman, Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory‘s Deep Roy, Terminator 3‘s Alana Curry and many more.
Inside, the innovative event featured entertainment from special guest dance DJs, martini and tequila bars sponsored by SoBe, a charity silent auction, and gift bags sponsored by Wicked Pictures. The silent auction saw both jessica and Brad bidding on - and winning - some of the evening’s pricier items as they supported the evening‘s cause. The evening concluded with the team spending some quality time with Fox News personality (and fellow dog lover) Mark Thompson, who’s since recounted his brush with Wicked greatness on Fox Television‘s That’s So Hollywood.
In addition to the Fox coverage, Kaylani, jessica, and Brad‘s attendance at the event was covered by such mainstream media outlets as Wire Image, 97.1 Free Los Angeles, and Contact Music. With their high profile releases like The Craving, Coming Home, Delilah, Candelabra, and Kaylani Unleashed having made strong showings in the recently announced 2008 AVN Nominations, this successful evening proved that whether they’re focusing on winning critical acclaim or supporting a worthy cause, the contract superstars of Wicked Pictures always deliver!
Fayner Posts: Just letting you all know that when you look up the word “whore” on google and then go to image search, this is the first picture that comes up. In other words, this is a whore.
What’s even more disturbing than this picture is the name of it: Juicy Crack Whore Tits.
What is so juicy about these nasty crack utters? Not much.
Please aim towards the trash can when puking. Thanks for coming!
Fayner Posts: Taylor Wane is a cool chick ’cause she blew me at the Hustler office lightyears ago…
But isn’t it funny how she mentions Thansgiving below considering she’s from England? I’ve always got a hoot out of the pussy Brits who let it slide that we fucked their asses up just a few hundred years ago and stole their country…
Anyway, Taylor has an announcement and here it is…
Hey U,
Thanks giving is over and it’s back to work but hey, I can’t complain coz I got a pretty cool job. Porn Star! How much fun is that? (lots, i can tell you).
As you know I have my own PLAYBOY radio show every Tuesday night-PRIVATE CALLS.
SIRIUS 198. PLAYBOY RADIO. (Right after Nightcalls with Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn)
Tuesday 7 pm-9 pm PST (california time)
CALL ME FOR FREE- 1877-205.9796
TONIGHTS SUBJECT.
BACKDOOR ACTION. ……
You want it, Are you getting it, Do you love it,
Or perhaps you prefer the little muffin instead….
I want to know your stories and thoughts so call me LIVE
and chat with me
It’s always fun 
Kisses and Hugs
Taylor Wane
xxxxxx
Fayner Posts: This thing between Ava and Mia Rose is getting right down to the wire. I’m so excited to see who wins!
I know who I want to win ’cause the other one I truly hate. But I’ve been locked out of the “poll” section of the site and am not allowed to change the votes. But I want to ’cause I truly hate the one sister for her random acts of bitchiness.
I wish I could tell you which one to vote for but I’ll get punished and that sucks for me. Just imagine you are me when voting and vote for the one I want you to vote for.
It’s now 544 to 543 in Ava’s slight favor with just over 4 hours to go.
Happy voting!
Thanks.
491 Votes
VERSUS
517 Votes
Yeah, they’re sisters, but that shouldn’t stop them from competing against each other for a shot at the $1,500 grand prize and title of LukeFord.com’s Hottest Porno Chick!
They’re so alike, and yet so different. Each one possesses certain things which make them special.
Vote to your right and up (look right and up dumbass) for either Mia or Ava until midnight tomorrow Eastern time.
YESTERDAY’S WINNER!
(with 630 votes to Shy Love’s 597)
Congrats to both girls, we actually didn’t think this would be as close as it was, but Shy Love obviously has a huge following!!
TOMORROW’S COMPETITORS
KRYSTAL STEAL VS. BROOKE HAVEN
DCypher posts: The AVN noms for 2008 came out yesterday as many of you are well aware. Like most working folk in the jizz biz I spent a great deal of the day on the phone with people debating the list. There is a lot of mumbling and grumbling already from all quarters. The hard questions are being asked. Here is a small sample of what I heard yesterday:
Why am I NOT on the list?
Why is Dave Navarro up for Best Director for a movie that was shot by 4 other famous porn directors?
Why is she on the Best New Starlets list?
Who do you have to blow at AVN to get recognized for the work you do?
And on and on…like Jack Johnson. You couldn’t make up the kinds of things I heard yesterday. Ultimately people’s feelings get hurt every year around this time, which is why the nom’s usually drop right before Thanksgiving, so the more unstable members of this community have time to cool down before phoning in their death threats and conspiracy theories. After all, death threats and conspiracy theories really belong on the boards.
One thing I did notice is that it is the year of the Super Ego in porn. Operation Desert Stormy is the biggest thing that Wicked has ever done I think not to mention another friend of mine said that Coming Home was pretty expensive too. Janine Loves Jenna is the biggest, most expensive, over the top thing that Club Jenna has ever done. Then there is Debbie Loves Dallas from PT at Vivid, arguably one of the greatest porn directors of all time, as well as LAYOUT, which I think is an extraordinary movie. Go Penny Flame!
And don’t forget UPLOAD or AVN Award Winner Eli Cross will kick your teeth out. Just kidding…I think. UPLOAD is the biggest thing that Sex Z put out ever. Hilary Scott alone costs a million dollars and the company marketing budget includes a race car!
If I left you off the list please don’t panic…and please call AVN to complain not me. I will send you the number. All I am saying is that the bar has been raised since the greatest selling porn movie of all time (PIRATES) came out and every year it seems to climb higher. Remember when Nick Andrews DARK ANGELS 2 was the big deal for the year because it had special effects like BLADE and an exploding car? Janine Loves Jenna had the most elaborate special effects I’ve ever seen in a porn movie and was then edited for over a year. Take that Nick Andrews!
In the midst of all this cock fighting, with everyone’s dick wagging around, I feel a little like Matt Damon the year his GOOD WILL HUNTING went up against Cameron’s TITANIC. You see Nowhere Angels, my favorite movie I have ever made, isn’t the biggest thing METRO ever put out but I still love it. In a sea of amazing “big budget” features it’s easy to overlook. It’s a story driven porn as well, a true example of lit porn at it’s finest, which confused the hell out of some people. Still I got some love and all jokes aside I’m grateful for it.
I realized yesterday though after some of the calls I took that it’s just good to get nominated. For the last three years I have been on the list for the big three: Best Director, Best Screenplay Video, and Best Video Feature. First with PRISONER then WONDERLAND and now with NOWHERE ANGELS. I have yet to pull a win on my own. Given the steep competition this year odds are that won’t change. I’m okay with it though. I’ve even placed a call to Susan Lucci’s shrink to book a slot for late January so I’m all covered.
In the meantime I thought I’d share this gallery from the shoot with all of you. Nowhere Angels featured Charlotte Stokely, Cassie Courtland, Justine Jolie, Riley Mason, Leah Luv, Veronica Jett, and Barrett Blade. Barrett edited the flick and caught 2 noms in the process. Go Barrett! Check it out.
“ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS…A MALE YORKSHIRE TERRIER IN A BATHING SUIT WITH A LITTLE FLOWER ON THE BUTT!”
[ED NOTE: WE WILL HOPEFULLY BE PUTTING UP A NEW ONE OF THESE EVERY DAY FEATURING A DIFFERENT PORN CHICK'S CHRISTMAS (OR CHANUKAH) DREAM GIFT. SEND ME AN EMAIL AT FAYNERALMIGHTY@GMAIL.COM IF THERE IS A CHICK YOU WANT TO SEE FEATURED HERE. I'LL TRY AND TRACK THE LITTLE WHORE DOWN AND GET THE SCOOP.]
TMFR WRITES IN HER JOURNAL AT CLUBTAYLORRAIN.COM:
I HAD ONE BUSY WEEK LAST WEEK SO SORRY FOR FORGETING MY LIVE CHAT!!! I PROMISE I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU GUYS THIS WEEK!
IF YOU READ MY UPDATE ABOUT ROCKBAND TRYOUTS IT’S REALLY GOING DOWN THIS THURSDAY! I AM GOING TO DO OUR TRYOUTS LIVE ON MY WEBSITE! I WILL HAVE THE BAND SET UP AND YOU WILL BE ABLE TO WATCH US ALL PLAY ROCKBAND!!!
I WILL BE SINGING, PLAYING BASS OR GUITAR, AND THE DRUMS!!! ALSO, I WILL BE CHATTING WITH YOU GUYS AND THERE WILL BE SOUND OF COURSE SO GET YOUR COMPUTERS READY SO YOU CAN FEEL PART OF OUR BAND WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!! : )))
THIS LIVE CHAT WILL BE STARTING AT 6PM (PCT) ON NOV.29 (THURS)!!! DON’T MISS OUT CUZ IT’S FUN JUST WATCHING THE BAND!!!! HOLLER 420!!!!
PEACE OUT!!!
TMFR
