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November 26, 2007

THE PORNO ALPHABET Author: Scott Fayner

Hooker Phonics works for me!!! DCypher posts: Another priceless gem I’ve stumbled upon from my other site came to light today: the Porno Alphabet.

Originally designed for porn talent as a sort of hooked on phonics gimmick I’ve found that it’s practicality also extends to dealing with hate mail from porn fans, wannabe porn journalists with sites no one reads, chat board enthusiasts from ADT to XPT, people who respond to articles on LIB, residents of Florida and Texas, and graphic designers working with the Alt movement…just kidding Eon.

Take it easy buddy. I still love ya!

We all have to start somewhere and work our way up to Harry Potter and there is no reason to be ashamed of improving yourselves. Feel free to roll up your sleeves and dig in all the way up to your elbows. Abbondanza!

Click Here For Full Alphabet

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November 26, 2007

NAUTICA THORN: LIVE AND WILLING Author: Scott Fayner

Fayner Posts: One of my favorite porn chicks is Nautica Thorn. I have a serious crush on her, but am far too shy to ask her to suck me off. I guess growing up without a father will do that to a man…

Nautica is doing her monthly web cam show tonight. I’m gonna check it out and possibly touch myself if the mood strikes.

Check it out tonight from 7 to 9 pm PST at her official super slutty web site www.enternautica.com

If I don’t make it, will one of you pass it on to Nautica that I really really really want to put my dick in her mouth? Thanks.

 

Fayner Posts: I’ve really gotten a kick out of all the people over the years thinking I’d be dead by now.

“What a crackhead! He’ll be dead by summer!”

“Anyone who does that much cocaine won’t make it past New Years!”

“I’ll bet my left nut he OD’s in Vegas this January!”

These are things I’ve heard people say, either on some web site or to my face. I never believed it. I always thought so many others were far worse off than I was (and I say “was” because I am now officially clean off blow).

And I won’t even try to remember all the times TR told me that when I die she’s gonna take my dear dog Rhiannon. Let’s just say it is a lot.

Maybe the only reason I am still alive is my dog Rhiannon. She’s been there throughout every little thing for the last ten years. That is a lot of cocaine rocks being licked off the floor, lots of old cheeseburgers being eaten when I had to buy coke instead of dog food, a lot of waiting around while I was out doing what I did and a lot of porno chicks coming and going throughout it all.

Anyway, we’re throwing Rhi a special birthday this Sunday with games, food and a pink pig pinita stuffed with doggie treats. Everyone in the industry is welcome as long as they too bring a dog.

There have been lots of porno chicks over the years who have fallen in love with Rhiannon, and she wants them all to come to the party. She specifically asked for Charlie Laine and August to attend ’cause she loves them a whole bunch.

And for anyone who wants me dead, now they know how do go about killing me: get to my dog. But I have another one now, too, and she’s big and mean, plus her other four siblings ain’t gonna just sit back and watch, so I’d suggest just letting it be unless you want part of your ass ripped off.

Email me at fayneralmighty@gmail.com for details.

 

Saudi Arabia’s Ministry of Justice is defending a sentence of 200 lashes for the victim of a gang rape, punished because she was in the car of a male who wasn’t a relative when the two were attacked.

In exclusive testimony obtained by ABC News, the young woman told her story of what happened and how she was treated in the months that followed.

“Everyone looks at me as if I’m wrong. I couldn’t even continue my studies. I wanted to die. I tried to commit suicide twice,” she said of her experience just after the attack.

The woman, known anonymously in the Saudi press as “Qatif Girl” for the eastern province town where the crime took place, was originally sentenced to 90 lashes for being in a state of “khalwa” — retreat with a male who’s not a relative.

But the General Court of Qatif increased the punishment to 200 lashes and six months in jail after she took her case to the press. Authorities deemed it an “attempt to aggravate and influence the judiciary through the media,” according to Saudi Arabia’s English-language newspaper Arab News.

The seven attackers were convicted of rape with sentences that ranged from two to nine years in prison, according to Arab News.

In a December 2006 interview in Khobar, Saudi Arabia the woman gave a full account of her testimony to Human Rights Watch, describing the incident as she did before the court. She was meeting a male acquaintance, a former boyfriend, when the attack took place.

Ordeal Began With a Photo

“I [was] 19 years old. I had a relationship with someone on the phone. We were both 16. I had never seen him before. I just knew his voice. He started to threaten me, and I got afraid. He threatened to tell my family about the relationship. Because of the threats and fear, I agreed to give him a photo of myself,” she recounted.

“A few months [later], I asked him for the photo back but he refused. I had gotten married to another man. He said, ‘I’ll give you the photo on the condition that you come out with me in my car.’ I told him we could meet at a souk [market[ near my neighborhood city plaza in Qatif.

"He started to drive me home. &We were 15 minutes from my house. I told him that I was afraid and that he should speed up. We were about to turn the corner to my house when they [another car] stopped right in front of our car. Two people got out of their car and stood on either side of our car. They man on my side had a knife. They tried to open our door. I told the individual with me not to open the door, but he did. He let them come in. I screamed.

“One of the men brought a knife to my throat. They told me not to speak. They pushed us to the back of the car and started driving. We drove a lot, but I didn’t see anything since my head was forced down.”

“They took us to an area & with lots of palm trees. No one was there. If you kill someone there, no one would know about it. They took out the man with me, and I stayed in the car. I was so afraid. They forced me out of the car. They pushed me really hard … took me to a dark place. Then two men came in. They said, ‘What are you going to do? Take off your abaya.’ They forced my clothes off. The first man with the knife raped me. I was destroyed. If I tried to escape, I don’t even know where I would go. I tried to force them off but I couldn’t. [Another] man & came in and did the same thing to me. I didn’t even feel anything after that.

“I spent two hours begging them to take me home. I told them that it was late and that my family would be asking about me. Then I saw a third man come into the room. There was a lot of violence. After the third man came in, a fourth came. He slapped me and tried to choke me.

“The fifth and sixth ones were the most abusive. After the seventh one, I couldn’t feel my body anymore. I didn’t know what to do. Then a very fat man came on top of me and I could no longer breathe.

“Then all seven came back and raped me again. Then they took me home. & When I got out of the car, I couldn’t even walk. I rang the doorbell and my mother opened the door. She said you look tired.’ I didn’t eat for one week after that, just water. I didn’t tell anyone. I went to the hospital the next day.

“The criminals started talking about it [the rape] in my neighborhood. They thought my husband would divorce me. They wanted to ruin my reputation. Slowly my husband started to know what had happened. Four months later, we started a case. My family heard about the case. My brother hit me and tried to kill me.”

Lawyer Punished Too

Along with the young woman’s sentence, the General Court of Qatif confiscated the license of her attorney, Abdul Rahman Al-Lahem, a lawyer known for taking on controversial cases that push back against Saudi Arabia’s strictly interpreted system of sharia, or Islamic law.

“Asking me to appear in front of a disciplinary committee at the Ministry of Justice & is a punishment for taking human rights cases against some institutions,” Al-Lahem told Arab News.

Saudi Arabia’s Ministry of Justice said in this week’s statement that Al-Lahem’s “faulty behaviors & contradict the ethics of his profession and violate the provisions of practicing law and its executive code.”

New York-based Human Rights Watch researcher Christoph Wilcke, who studies the Saudi legal system, said the woman would need a pardon from King Abdullah himself or from the provincial governor to be spared the lashings and jail time. The punishment will also be reviewed by the Supreme Judiciary Council, which will scrutinize the ruling, according to the Ministry of Justice.

Copyright © 2007 ABC News Internet Ventures

Fayner Posts: The singer from Quiet Riot died. It’s a real bummer. And although QR was never my favorite band growing up, they were responsible for starting the whole Los Angeles Hair Band movement. Plus, Kevin was the only rock singer at the time who had more hair on his chest than on his head.

But what does this have to do with porn?

Well, let’s see…

Without Quiet Riot there would have been no Motley Crue, Ratt, Dokken and Poison. And without Poison there would be no Chloe, who used to be the band’s groupie back in the day which obviously leaded to her going into porn.

See?

LAS VEGAS (AP) — Kevin Dubrow, lead singer for the 1980s heavy metal band Quiet Riot that scored a hit with “Cum on Feel the Noize,” was found dead in a Las Vegas home. He was 52. The cause was not immediately known.

A neighbor summoned police and paramedics Sunday to the house where he was pronounced dead, police and coroner’s officials said.

There was no forced entry, and no suspicious circumstances were reported, police Officer Jose Montoya said Monday.

Quiet Riot was perhaps best known for its 1983 cover of “Cum on Feel the Noize.” The song, featuring Dubrow’s powerful, gravelly voice, appeared on the band’s album “Metal Health” — which was the first by a metal band to reach No. 1 on the Billboard chart.

DuBrow recorded his first solo album in 2004, “In for the Kill,” and the band’s last studio CD, “Rehab,” came out in October 2006.

“I can’t even find words to say,” Quiet Riot drummer Frank Banali wrote on his Web site. “Please respect my privacy as I mourn the passing and honor the memory of my dearest friend Kevin DuBrow.”

Determination of the cause of death was pending an autopsy and toxicology results, Clark County coroner’s spokeswoman Samantha Charles said.

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