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DCypher posts: This is Edina from ATK.

ATKingdom is one of the most popular “18 to 23″-sites on the net. There are good reasons why: Huge quantities of content which you’re unlikely to see elsewhere; all high quality exclusive content from some of the best photographers available.

So whether you like blondes, brunettes, red-heads, Asian or other exotic women, shaved pussies, hairy pussies, waif-types with small breasts and puffy nipples, or naturally large-breasted young ladies, solo action, group action, cum-shots etc. you will find plenty to keep your attention.

ATKingdom started out in 1997 with content concentrating on fresh and original pictures. Since the start, the site has been split up into four subsites: ATK exotics (ethnic models), ATK natural & hairy (amateurs), ATK archives (older pictures from the main site), and ATK Gallery, which focuses a bit more on a glamour-ish style shoots now.

ATKingdom has sustained great quality over a long period of time and is highly recommended.

I literally cut and pasted every fucking stitch of the previous post from their website. Swallow down your indignation, and some pumpkin pie, and check out this adorable gallery.

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Fayner Posts: MySpace sucks, I’ve come to discover. It’s worse than any drug you can smoke, snort, drink or shoot; mostly because its free and is always there for you…waiting.

I just don’t get it. The whole community seems to be just for people who love themselves and the people who love people who love themselves. Guys just want to see pictures of slutty chicks, and chicks just want to see their picture on some rock star’s top friends list. More pathetic even are the ones who gain celebrity from this site. There must be something better to do with your time, don’t you think?

The chick who has been staying here for a few weeks, Dakoda Brookes, is one of the people who loves themselves. If given the chance I think she could stay on the computer for at least 24 hours and not leave Myspace. She is the ultimate myspace whore.

“But would you blow Myspace Tom?” I asked her as she frantically pounded on the keys.

“No!”

I decided to play a little with her: “You know I went to college with Tom, right? We lived on the same hall. I should call him and tell him you won’t blow him!”

“You don’t know Tom!” she hollered while never taking her eyes off some Hollywood douchebag she thinks is hot.

“Dez, you wanna help me here?”

“He knows Tom, Dakoda. Hey, fayner, you should call him and tell him to take her profile down!”

“No!” she screamed, now focused on me in anger.

“We used to do that to people all the time. Tom loves deleting profiles and then thinking about them crying over it. I’m gonna call him right now!”

“Please don’t call him! I have so many pictures up there! Please don’t call Tom!”

I said I wouldn’t call MySpace Tom and delete her profile as long as she never mentioned myspace again. She said she wouldn’t.

She did.

So I wrote the story.

[ed note: I am well aware of my crabby attitude towards everything. My twilight years suck. I think I need to start doing drugs again.]

DCypher posts: It seems almost a shame that this stunningly beautiful, young girl is named Beatrice. Sweeter than a drooling honeycomb, this Bea is just as naturally alluring and twice as sweet to taste.

She spends most of her days reading romance novels, so guess what, you’re not getting off easy guys. Suitors better prepared to wine and dine this sultry sex siren.

She prefers expensive dinners by candle light at five star restaurants, long walks on the beach in the moonlight, love letters, custom poetry, and anything else you can do to show her she’s the center of the universe, if only for the moment.

She lives in a heady rush of emotion, swinging mercurially between giddy heights of passion down to implausible doldrums of feeling neglected and back on up again with a single sincere word. She just wants to make sure you really want her, that you’re willing to work for it.

It’s not that she hates sex, or that she’s a tease, far from it. She just wants to make sure you’re going to make it worth her time and she loves being treated like a princess.

It’s not about material things it’s about knowing she’s gotten up under your skin, that she’s cast her spell and drawn you in.

So be it.

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DCypher posts: Meet the delightfully young Natasha Nice. Here’s some fun facts about the rising star.

She is 19.

She was born in Paris France and moved to the states when she was 3 with her mother and two older sisters.

She attended a private French school where she made love to the other girls in her dorm on a regular basis. They had fun in the showers.

While she was going to Santa Monica College and living with some friends, she met Karlie Montana and got turned the fuck out.

The rest is porno history. Push them ponies Karlie. Push ‘em hard. Daddy needs twenty two’s on the whip.

Natasha has been around like 9 months so she’s definitely ready to speak for the entire industry and lecture at major universities, but for now she seems to be content just posing for erotic masters like Suze and famiglia. Keep representing. Biggie said that. I sure miss Biggie.

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DCypher posts: Judith and Sandy represent the portrait of young teen lust all bottled up and looking for a release. Brought to America by cruel men to trade for sexual favors with high-ranking politicians in an effort to push for recognition of the Armenian genocide, they’ve been locked into their hotel room twelve stories up overlooking irresistible Miami beaches with NO VIBRATORS!!!

These ladies are hungry for hard cock. They fiend for it, morning-noon-night, the way a fiend craves crack rock. Trained since birth with MK ultra secret sex code words they’ve been brainwashed into becoming pure pleasure dolls with insatiable appetites for gallons of salty sweet fuck butter.

They don’t just grow listless like spoiled American girls eager to explore their sexuality by taking on anonymous partners. They suffer unless they are fed a constant diet of rock hard cock from qualified sexperts and A list male porn stars. Why do you think they were chosen?

Hour after hour of neglect has led them to cannibalistically turn on each other, their lust and desire boiling over into a tempest of lesbian love. If they held out any longer they would shred one another to tiny pieces. Thank God their politically motivated captors left super hi tech cameras embedded in every available surface so we could witness their de-evolution into lurid animals.

Oh the humanity!

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