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DCypher posts: This is Jana Jordan. She is with Ninnworx SR. You cannot have her. Ne-ner-ne-ner-ne-ner…She is far prettier than (most of) you will ever be.

Jana hails from the mighty nation of Texas which gave unto us also Premiere Bush USA Number One, chili, and the Cowboys. She may or may not have once had a friendly Chihuahua/rat terrier named Bubbles.

She may or may not have been a model from 14 to 17 for commercial print, doing acting and “stuff like that” then converted to nude modeling when she turned 18.

She may or may not have worked for Hustler and Vivid on her way to her Ninnworx SR contract.

She definitely likes girls though. That much I do have on good authority. Having met and worked with all the other contract girls at Ninnworx SR I’d say that places her in good company. I hope Ninnworx forces them all to share a room in Vegas for AEE this year. They could install a webcam and sell that shit.

Enjoy the gallery. Go on then.

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THIS IS DEZ AS THE FAGGY DUDE FROM RENO 911

DEZ STUFFED A SOCK IN HIS CROTCH

TAYLOR GETS LIKE THIS WHEN SHE’S IN O.C.

IF MY MOTHER ONLY KNEW HOW MANY PICTURES JUST LIKE THIS I’VE TAKEN OVER THE YEARS…

PORN CHICKS BIANCA, ALAURA AND TAYLOR DRESSED AS BABIES. EVERY OTHER CHICK AT THE PARTY DRESSED LIKE A PORN CHICK

FROM HERE:

I have plenty of nice warm milk for you wanna taste???

21 y.o, college student, non pro, 2 months pregnant, creamy chocolate complexion, sultry brown eyes and hair, 5′6, 38 dd breast, long legs, nice shape, more pics available upon request, very swet fun and discreet.

250 hour service w/ happy ending
150 half hour w happy ending

Fayner Posts: Does this sound hot to you? Anyone? I didn’t think so. Oh, wait, what about Tony Testa?

Testa IMed me today with the link above. This is our conversation.

tony t says: hey

tony t says: fayner

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: yes

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: what?

tony t says: thinking about getting a 1/2 hour

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: why u send me this?

tony t says: wanna see if you wanna hit it with me

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: really?

tony t says: yeah sure

tony t says: sharing is caring

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: are you sick?

tony t says: yeah, big time

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: you’re into drinking breast milk?

tony t says: and preggos

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: got tired of fucking trannies?

tony t says: never

tony t says: i like pregnant trannies

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: your mother must be proud

tony t says: not as proud as yours

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: your mother should have killed you at birth.

tony t says: before

tony t says: when i was still in the womb

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: is this chick black?

tony t says: yah

FAYNER ALMIGHTY says: have fun freak

tony t says: i will

tony t says: i’ll have her call me scott

Fayner Posts: Bianca Dagger likes to come over to our house and leave things in my bed. First it was the bagel crumbs, and then came the Egg McMuffin and finally the used cigarette butts.

Bianca also enjoys yapping when she comes over. Yap, yap, yap. I love it ’cause I love her. She’s fingerbangin’ awesome!

So, during one our intellectual conversations about the government, somehow Bianca got to talking about how she tried to cut off her brother’s balls when they were kids.

“He really pissed me off that day,” she told us. “So I got some barbeque tongs and went for his testicles. They were the heavy duty kind, really sharp. And I really went for his nuts, almost got them good!”

“What happened then?” we all asked.

“Well, you see this big scar on my leg? I missed and somehow ended up slicing myself open instead of his ball sac! Sucks, huh?”

DCypher posts: Many of you have heard of purple haze. Many of you have smoked purple haze, listened to Voodoo Child, and thoroughly enjoyed what your parents and grandparents refer to as the Jimi Hendrix Experience. It must have been exciting back then listening to something so fresh, so raw, and knowing that it was unlike anything that came before it, that it was going to change the way people viewed the world. Go ask your folks if they can remember how it felt, like watching the Berlin wall come down.

They don’t call it hyperbole for nothing people. Just keep reading.

Now you, yes you, can feel that same fascination and wonder, as you witness the Jenny Hendrix Anal Experience, brought to you by the good folks at Evil Angel and that plucky devil Manuel Ferrara.

You too will feel tingles run up your spine as you witness her FIRST EVER DP in all of its stretching glory.

You too will drool in delight as monster cock pries open the pink pussies and perfect puckers of cock pleasing supersluts Aurora Jolie, Aubrey Adams, Delilah Strong, and Michael Stefano. Okay. You got me. Michael does the pucker punching, pussy pounding, power prick planting, as well as the playful piddle paddling and the drunken platypus, which I’m pretty sure Ricky Powell of Beastie Boys fame invented.

There is even a clever story to go along with this amazing experience. Jenny and Manuel are a couple. He wants her to do anal. She doesn’t. She discovers that he does anal with another chick. She gets back at him with a revenge tape of her learning to do anal. He fucks her ass. All’s well that ends well.

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Or you can buy it as of December 17, 2007. Now check the free gallery courtesy of Evil Angel.

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DCypher posts: I found this article on AOL on the Black Voices Blog. WTF? I won’t even get into what would happen if AOL were to introduce a White Voices Blog. I’ll leave that kind of nonsense and brouhaha to the professionals like Matt and Trey. Good luck gentlemen. For now let’s just focus on how hard Ray to tha J slammed this girl in the Vivid best selling classic.

Good times. Slutty Kimmy is, like the brother Jimmy Walker used to say, DYNOMITE!!!

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Kim Kardashian sure knows how to make a whole lot out of nothing.

The alleged Hollywood socialite is gracing the cover of Playboy magazine’s December issue, which hit newsstands this week.

On the outside of the magazine, the Armenian beauty and tabloid mainstay is adorned in a red, stringy satin get-up accentuated by red high heels – perfect tie-in for the holiday season. Inside, she strikes a myriad of poses, which exposes her full and abundant endowments.

“It is not as revealing as some people might want,” she said in a recent interview. “I keep it classy … It was something that I was really nervous about doing at first.”Kardashian is the daughter of late OJ Simpson attorney Robert Kardashian, and the ex-wife of music producer Damon Thomas of The Underdogs. Since gaining popularity as a “best-friend’ of over-exposed hotel heiress Paris Hilton, the voluptuous pin-up girl, professionally known as a fashion stylist for R&B stars, has been romantically linked to a slew of sought after black celebrity bachelors, including football star Reggie Bush and actor Nick Cannon.

The commercial release of ‘Kim K Superstar,’ her raunchy sex tape with hip-hop soul crooner Ray-J, earlier this year, propelled her into the stratosphere of quasi-celebrity scandal.

She sued adult video giant Vivid Entertainment and halted the sale of the best-selling DVD.

On Oct. 14, E! Entertainment Television debuted ‘Keepin Up with the Kardashians,’ a far-fetched reality series following on the day-to-day dilemmas of the sexpot’s family dynamic. Surprisingly, the story-line – which revolves around her over-the-top “momager” Kris Jenner and mild-mannered, conservative step dad Bruce Jenner trying to keep up with their young son Robert and five outrageous daughters – ranked as the number one show among women (ages 18 to 34) in its Sunday night premiere timeslot.

After four weeks on the air, the series has reached more than 13 million total viewers, a network rep confirmed.

Today, E! announced the second season pick-up for the hit half-hour reality series, which is produced by ‘American Idol’ host Ryan Seacrest.

“Viewers have clearly fallen for the Kardashians,” network Executive Vice President Lisa Berger said in a statement. “This family’s one-of-a-kind dynamics and hilarious antics has made the series a fantastic addition to our prime time line-up.”

DCypher posts: Bill Maher, one of my favorite people on planet Earth, is coming out with a new movie done by my friend Larry Charles about how religion makes people crazy. I like Bill a lot but I don’t let him do my thinking for me. Sure I agree with much of what he says, or am at the bare minimum entertained by his opinion and approach to life, but when it comes time to do the heavy lifting I prefer to rely on my own abilities of reasoning as well as my intuition and past experience.

Along comes the Jesus pancake phenomenon. ZOMFG.

Why on Earth would the white Jesus popularized by medieval fabrications appear in your pancake, tree, or grilled cheese? Historically Jesus was a black Jew who wandered around with prostitutes and lepers. Chances are the brother had some seriously nappy dreads. Most scholars agree that he was olive skinned and looked more like the people that flew the planes into the Twin Towers than a tall Nordic warrior. Ironic huh? The people America fears most are the descendants of their personal Lord and Savior, the one that taught them to turn the other cheek because Heaven on Earth belongs to the meek. SEE ALSO: TYPICAL CHRISTIAN HYPOCRISY, IRAQ, PREEMPTIVE WAR.

The Jesus that appears in people’s food looks more like he inked by Matt Groeng or Lalo Alcarez.

It’s funny too that the first thing people do with their miracle appearance is to sell it on eBay. Dana O’Kane of Port St. Lucie, who has dystonia, a movement disorder similar to Parkinson’s disease, said she was about to sprinkle some chocolate powder on a pancake when she noticed the image of Jesus and Mary and stopped dead in her tracks. Her mother, however, thought what her daughter saw as a divine image looked more like a Bedouin and Santa Claus. God bless her mom.

O’Kane’s first attempt to sell the pancake online fell through despite bidding that reached $450. O’Kane eventually accepted a $29 bid by Stephen Kosmach of Wood Dale, Ill. O’Kane says she’s going to donate the money to the Dystonia Foundation. Maybe next time Jesus can appear on a hundred dollar bill. It would sure save a lot of time and energy for his true believers.

Sorry. I didn’t mean to go all hypothetical, political, lyrical, miracle whip on ya. Go about your business.