Luke Ford

DCypher posts: Do you ever feel like you’re experiencing déjà vu?

I swear that we ran this set once before but even thought I search and search and search through the archives I cannot find it.

That’s strange. I feel like I’m on a bad episode of Ghost Whisperer.

Do you ever feel like you’re experiencing déjà vu?

I swear that we ran this set once before but even thought I search and search and search through the archives I cannot find it.

That’s strange. I feel like you just read that twice in a row. Lol. Suckapunch!

Now go enjoy this amazingly beautiful set of one of the most beautiful women in the whole wide world.

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DCypher posts: So there are reports all over the web today about the “new” Paris Hilton sex tape. Very exciting.

I heard about this tape a while ago from a very credible source but to tell you the truth didn’t really care all that much. You see, a while back I watched parts of One Night In Paris and wasn’t all that impressed in general. I couldn’t see what the big deal was. She didn’t really seem to be that into it. I kinda felt bad for Rick Solomon. The guy was packing a fire hydrant, drilling her like he was AVN Performer of the Year Tommy Gunn, and she still answered her cellie half way through. That had to hurt.

I don’t let girls answer the phone when I’m going for mine. That’s all I’m saying. Maybe, if it was Angelina, maybe…or Jessica Beil.

Beyond all that though I gotta say that I dig Paris. I’ve had the chance to meet her a few times and she has always been really nice to me. I’m sure she wouldn’t know me from a pizza delivery guy if we met again. I’m not one of her friends. I’m not saying we hang socially, or mix clicks, cause that would be dishonest. Still she impressed me with how nice she was, courteous, interesting to talk to, what have you. After all the shit I read about her I thought for sure she’d have been an icy bitch. Far from it.

The tape apparently came from the same storage locker that produced the Valtrex prescription bottles and the fantastic picture of Cisco Adler’s balls. Let that be a reminder to you to always pay your bills on time people, cuz you never know. I heard you can see clips on YouTurd but I’m sure it’ll be up everywhere soon, maybe even on Luke Ford, so don’t hurt yourself looking for it.

Fayner Posts: Dez and Taylor are like fucking junkies. But worse, ’cause what they’re looking for ain’t on the market yet.

Rock Band.

What’s the big deal, right?

Dez has been begging me to try and use my Hustler past to get the game. Pretend you’re Larry Flynt’s assistant, Dez yelled at me.I told him Larry would never have a male assistant.

Apparently, we’ll pay top dollar to get the game tonight instead of tomorrow. Foolish, I know, but what are you gonna do?

Call the Lukeford office at 323 420 3226 or email fayneralmighty@gmail.com if you can get us Rock Band tonight.

TOLD BY SCOTT FAYNER

So this chick Dakoda Brookes is staying at our place for a few weeks. She’s just 19 and loves to talk. It’s fucking awesome.

Dez and Alaura were shooting the first chapter for season two of Whorecraft over the weekend. It stars Dakoda, Bianca Dagger and Barrett Blade. It’s fucking awesome.

I wasn’t there on Saturday when they shot out in the desert somewhere ’cause I was still working on an article about Haley Paige and Wanker Wang for Hustler Magazine. But when they came back, I could see that Dakoda had a bit of a crush on Bianca. There were chicks everywhere and they’d been drinking. It was Squawkfest 2007. It was not fucking awesome.

So I went to bed. It was about 9 p.m. I woke up at around 1 in the morning to the sound of chicks being drunk and loud. Finally, Dakoda and Bianca retreated to the spare bedroom to fingerbang each other. Minutes later and there’s screaming and banging coming from the room. FINGERBANG!

Meanwhile, I’m in my bed behind a locked door. The fingerbanging ends. I hear the footsteps coming closer. Then the knock.

Like a dumbass I opened the door. Both Dakoda and Bianca are standing at my door soaking wet with freshly lit cigs in their mouths. They barge in.

Dakoda hops into bed with me. I look to Bianca to give her the look of a scared man: me. It’s like two a.m. and two soaking wet chicks just fingerbanged are sitting in my room squawking about hair and fingerbanging and cock and makeup and boys and more useless crap. Bianca sucks down her smoke and goes for another. Dakoda hops on my dick and starts riding me.

Fifteen seconds later I blow my wad. I kick both of them out, grab a bunch of t-shirts to cover all the wet spots they left on my bed and go to sleep. But minutes later I am again treated to a loud fingerbanging session between the two.

And that’s what happened. It was the best sex I’ve ever had.

DCypher posts: Andrew Blake is an amazing erotic artist. Adriana Sage is a stunningly beautiful porn star. What happens when you mix the two?

Pure magic?

They go together like waffles and cocaine, like chocolate pudding and Chinese food, like bad poetry and acid.

Just kidding.

They’re like bacon and eggs, sudoku and autism, or a fish and a bicycle.

Whatever. I’m not conveying this properly. Never mind.

The point is that this set is amazing and you should definitely check it out.

Andrew Blake has a thing for very intricate rope work known as Shibari. It takes a special kind of twine looking rope. He brings in a special rigger to do this who’s very good at it. I’ve seen him work. I was on set when Andrew shot this set. No joke. He is amazing.

Andrew Blake is all about attention to detail and fetish. The effect, I am sure you will agree, is well worth the effort. Enjoy

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From now on, refer to Fayner as 15 second Scott!!!! For that’s how long he lasted the other night when a 19 year old hopped on top of his dick.