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November 15, 2007

JENNI @ MET ART Author: Scott Fayner

DCypher posts: Jenni likes collecting seashells down by the seashore.

Say that ten times fast…no wait…don’t. I take it back. You’re just gonna hurt yourself trying that hard kid.

Jenni’s a natural exhibitionist who loves the beach more than she loves anything in the world.

She dreams about swimming with dolphins.

She reads articles about climate change in National Geographic.

She watches movies with smooth surfer boys and touches herself until she goes numb, you know, down there.

She’s steady dreaming of the day that she can visit Sea World. Once for Halloween she dressed up as Aqua Girl. The next year she dressed up as Arial from the Little Mermaid and wore a red wig.

She wants to study to be an oceanographer at UCSD but first she wants to model nude for a while to raise awareness about pollution. She’s an eco-warrior in training trust me.

When she turned 18, which was like 49 and a half seconds ago, she ran to the closest ocean and stripped off all of her clothing and took these pictures. It was awesome. You should have been there. I was there.

Click Here For Full Gallery!!!

November 15, 2007

PAUL IS DEAD Author: Scott Fayner

She doesn't have a leg to stand on your honor... DCypher posts: Heather Mills reportedly has secret tapes containing details about her sex life and bitter rows with estranged husband Sir Paul McCartney. Does that mean she has sex tapes? That she was recording their “love making” sessions? You’re guess is as good as mine.

According to news sources the former model claims the recordings prove Paul took Viagra pills to spice up their sex life, accepted blame for the breakdown of their marriage and mocked her disability.

A source told Britain’s News of the World newspaper: “Some of the details about their sex life will sicken a lot of people and make them see Paul in a different light.

“There are recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a, ‘One-legged b***h’.

“She says it’s clear from the tape that Paul apologized for the marriage breakdown and for how he treated her.

“Heather believes these tapes will put the record straight and she isn’t scared to let these personal details get out.”

Read more about it HERE if you really care.

November 15, 2007

MILF HUNTERS MAKE SEATTLE NEWS Author: Scott Fayner

DCypher posts: And not in a good way. According to a local news team (assemble!!!) several women in the Laurelhurst, Woodland Park and Phinney Ridge neighbors say they have been approached in public by men who offer them money to appear in a MILF porno.

One woman claims she was out walking with a friend recently when a man in a car yelled out “Hot moms!” She says the man then turned the car around and offered $10,000 cash to star in what he called a “MILF hunters” film. The woman turned down the offer and told the man to go away.

Another woman who was walking with her kids says she received a similar proposition. She says a man followed her for half a block and asked her to get in the car.

MILF, which stands for “Mother I’d Like to ****,” is a term that made its way into the mainstream with the 1999 teen comedy American Pie and has since become wildly popular on the internet.

It’s not clear how many other women may have been propositioned or how many men are involved.

Seattle Police say it does not appear the men are committing any crimes by making the offer, but they say if the men persist after being told no, it could be considered harassment and the news is asking anyone who has a run-in with these men to call 911.

Read all about it HERE.

November 15, 2007

KYRA @ PRIME CUPS Author: Scott Fayner

DCypher posts: This is Kyra.

Not so long ago she decided that she needed a lot more dick in her life. Yeah you read that right. Whose house do you think you’re in anyway fool?

So she worked up the nerve to contact the good people at Prime Cups and let them know just how she was feeling. They were more than happy to offer some useful suggestions about how she could handle that burning need of hers.

They told her that if she came down they would find two big dick studs to fill up her lonely holes. They promised that she’d get it good and hard for an extended period of time. They swore they knew guys who could go for hours, slamming away, until her itch was fully scratched. They said it was fucking easy peasy Japanesy to turn her out and cover her big big titties in gallons of goopy ass man goo. Yes. They used those silly words.

And so a plan was hatched. The results? Well, shit, you’re going to have to see that for yourself cowboy. I think you’re gonna be pleasantly surprised. That’s all I’m saying.

You’re welcome…fuckers.

Click Here 4 Kyra

 

Would you have sex with this man? DCypher posts: I never really got the whole wrestling thing. Personally I think it’s silly if you’re over 14 to care about a bunch of ‘roided out drama queens parading around in costumes and spandex pretending to beat each other with chairs and chains. America, it would seem, once again does not agree with me. So be it America. I will simply love you until you come to your senses.

This week it has come out that a grown man in Atlanta who wrestles under the names “The Colorado Crusader,” “The Georgia Blond” and, most notably, “Hardbody Harrison,” but whose real name is Harrison “Hardbody” Norris, has been accused of being a violent rapist on top of being a pretend violent wrestler. According to news sources Norris, 41, is on trial in Atlanta on federal charges that he kept nine women as sex slaves in his two Cartersville homes.

Serving as his own attorney, because he’s such a genius, Norris has started countering a week of testimony about bloody head butts, maniacal mind games and forced orgies called “cut parties,” in which women had to have sex with up to eight men at a single gathering. Norris contends the women willingly entered his homes because they wanted to train as pro wrestlers claiming many of the women arrived on drugs and left in the best shape of their lives. The women say that may be true, but the push-ups, squats and strict diets were designed to prepare them for something else: prostitution. They say Norris pimped them out at Latino nightclubs, trailer parks and parties until three of them ran to police during a shopping trip in Smyrna.

Norris, who pimpastically is known for calling his fists “The Pork Chop” and “The Biscuit Cutter,” made clear that he would use violence if necessary according to an alleged victim, who was given the name Mocha, and said that after she had her own “cut party” with eight men, Norris took another woman to have hers inside a hotel room. When this woman resisted, Mocha testified, Norris head-butted her.

A former U.S. Army sergeant and Gulf War veteran, Norris imposed a military-style structure in the homes, several witnesses said. The more-experienced women were designated “team leaders” who watched over “soldiers.” Norris, who slept in the “General’s Quarters,” controlled their movements and their money, said Rose Davenport, a team leader. She testified that the women had to memorize “Hardbody’s 10 Commandments.” The first commandment was “Respect Hardbody.” The 10th: “If you have any questions, ask Hardbody.” Norris always kept half and often took part of the women’s share to pay for hairdos, pedicures and other living expenses, they said. The highest-earning woman could sleep in a special bedroom called “Queen’s Palace.” A list on the wall spelled out amenities such as “$200 off fines,” “day off” and “private TV.” The women said “the queen” only had to have sex with one man: Norris.

During the two-week trial, Norris has sported a bright orange prison jumpsuit and a trademark braided beard that, in the ring, was often dyed blond. He has cross-examined his alleged victims and successfully lodged objections to prosecution testimony. This week he began presenting his own witnesses.

Norris is being prosecuted under an anti-human trafficking law first passed in 2000. Designed to halt the flow of sex and labor slaves into the United States, the law also has emerged as a weapon against home-grown trafficking.

For more on this heinous story CLICK HERE.

Would you fuck this man???!!! DCypher posts: It’s almost ridiculous. According to Contact News JOAQUIN PHOENIX has considered making pornographic movies based on his own films. He certainly looks creepy enough to be a male porn star. Jeez!

The Oscar-nominated actor already has some perfect porn titles ready to use if his idea ever comes to fruition.

He says, “For some time, I was hoping to do porn versions of movies I’ve been in. That could have been good, like ‘Glad He Ate Her’ for Gladiator. 8MM you might want to remake as 8 Inches. “I have a friend who can rattle off porn titles for every movie I’ve been in. It’s f**king genius.”

No word on what he thinks about the upcoming comedy WALK HARD though, which spoofs his WALK THE LINE Cash biopic and doesn’t need any tweaking to be used as a porn title.

Snootchie boochies polesmokers!

Fayner Posts: I read over at AVN that T.T. Boy’s company Evasive Angels is planning a Scratch N Sniff campaign. Fucking great. I always wished that when Hustler first did it with the August 1977 issue, the world would catch on and by this time in 2007 the whole universe would be Stratch N Sniff. But they didn’t.

I guess it wouldn’t have even mattered to me because my nose is so destroyed by drugs I doubt I would be able to smell much of anything the new and exciting Scratch N Sniff world had to offer.

Bummer.

My only suggestion, and it is only that, is maybe, just maybe you want to ease people into the whole Sratch N Sniff experience with something a bit nicer than “Sweet Black Pussy Juice”…maybe “White Untouched Teens” or something like that? I don’t know.

But I’ll buy one. I’ve always wanted to know what sweet black pussy juice smelled like. And soon I will.

For more information, go to www.ttboy.com and www.evasiveangles.com.

Brian Jenkins Writes: Heys Fayner, quick question, do you know where i can get a copy of the the film Worlds Largest Reverse gang bang?…Skeeter directed it, and i know the guy flopped bigger than life and it was a bust, but at one time they were selling copies of what they had, i would love to get my hands on one, Bisexual Britni and Skeeters wife at that time, plus a old friend of mine was in the film, amongst many others, if you dont know of a place, do you have Kerkoves email addy?..any help would be appreciated, you rule!

PS>…..this film was featured on Luke Ford at the time, subject of a few articles, just dont remember when.

Fayner Says: First off, why on earth would you want to see this horrible piece of trash?

I was at this shoot. Biggest waste of time ever. I was even featured on the Howard Stern E! show for like a second in my Van Halen 1984 concert shirt saying something about how once I was up for days and days on speed and jerked off like 100 times to try and fall asleep but couldn’t. Something like that I think.

This movie was made by a company called Sexual World Records. Their web site is no more. My guess is someone got real mad ’cause they had a warehouse full of a movie no one wanted and they burned the place down and fled to Mexico. That’s just my guess.

November 15, 2007

ROXY JEZEL: SHAGAHOLIC Author: Scott Fayner

DCypher posts: I had another adult feature release from Club Jenna Playboy this week. For those of you paying attention that’s like a new feature coming out about every two weeks since I went non-exclusive with Club Jenna.

Originally this movie was called LOOKING BACK NOW but it got changed along the way to ROXY JEZEL: SHAGAHOLIC. When you don’t own your work this can happen. The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house said poet Audre Lord. It’s all for the best I suppose.

The synopsis tells us that ROXY JEZEL: SHAGAHOLIC is a disturbing and compelling introspective “trip” examining the emotionally complex inner lives of five post-adolescent wannabes, chasing fame and stardom in the underbelly of Hollywood.

Pretty fancy words, I know. I wrote ‘em. But what do they mean? Right off the bat you’ve got to know that this is prolly gonna be a largely character driven story, which means lots of dialogue, sometimes circuitously executed.

The synopsis goes on to explain that Roxy came to tinsel town on a plane from the East End of London with dreams of becoming a leading lady, but never imagined she’d be the star attraction at a strip club instead. Her BF, Jonathon, practiced playing guitar until his fingers bled. All of his friends in Ohio were sure he’d be a Metal God one day. Not a small-time pot dealer dating a stripper. Emily, a simple girl with big dreams, little did she know her wishes would come true. Tanya always knew she was different, but never dreamed she’d fall in love with a woman. She came to Los Angeles to escape an abusive husband, and traded one dead end life in Missouri for another in Paradise.

In addition to Roxy it stars Celeste Star, a regular in my titles, Holly Stevens, April Blossoms, and a bunch of big studs (SHR Nadjk).

Looking back now, they all would have done something different, the box concludes. Looking back now I would have made different choices as well, regarding my career in adult. With nearly 25 features movies written and directed in just over a two-year span I would have prepared for the eventuality that the dynamics of this industry would change so fast and sweep us along with them. I’ve learned a lot about contracts after living through two of them, first Metro, then Club Jenna. I would have asked for even more than I was given, which was ample. I would have asked to own my own product.

That’s the only way to get full creative control. That’s the best way to ensure that what you dream is made how you imagined with the love and care and respect it deserves. Plus you don’t end up hunting for new work trying to figure out how to get the word out that you’re off contract. Everything happens for a reason. I believe that.

I take comfort in the Tao for only the Tao endures.

Tao Te Ching - Lao Tzu - chapter 78 : Under heaven nothing is more soft and yielding than water.Yet for attacking the solid and strong, nothing is better; It has no equal.

The weak can overcome the strong; The supple can overcome the stiff.

Now check out the site and view the trailer…

ROXY JEZEL: SHAGAHOLIC

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