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Fayner Posts: Something has been bothering me as of late. Well, not really bothering me, but making me cringe.

So, I was on set today for a secret undercover assignment for Hustler. The girl asks the director who the male talent is. He says Steve Austin. I thought he meant Steve Holmes, so I made the face one would make if Steve Holme’s name was mentioned. The girl saw this, but I played it off as nothing because it is not nice to scare the female talent.

But what is is it about Steve Holmes that scares me so? Could it be that he enjoys licking the semen off the girl’s face after blowing it on her face?

Yes, that is it.

It’s also that he will lick off cum that doesn’t even belonng to him in a DP or gangbang.

So here is the question: if you’re a male performer in the same scene as Steve Holmes and a girl, and when you jizz Steve laps it up like a hungry dog, are you now Gay too?

Pretty much, if another guy sucks your cum down his throat are you a fag, too?

Not that its ever happened to me, I was just wondering.

Now if you’ll excuse me I must go and puke.

send your thoughts to fayneralmighty@gmail.com

TMFR WRITES IN HER HOURNAL AT CLUBTAYLORRAINL.COM:

WENT EARLY FRIDAY MORNIN TO THE DENIST FOR A CHECK UP ON A COUPLE TEETH THAT GOT WORKED ON A COUPE MONTHS BACK….WELL HE SAID THEY LOOKED GREAT BUT THERE IS MORE WORK TO BE DONE IN MY GRILL!! OK LIKE WHAT, I SAID? HE SAYS, YOU HAVE A FEW CAVITY’S LET’S TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THEM TODAY. I SAID, FUCK THAT LET’S JUST DO ONE! SO GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY AND WAS ON MY WAY!!!! OH YA, I ALMOST GOT INTO A ACCIDENT ROLLING OUT OF THE DENIST PARKING LOT!! WHAMMY! MUST OF BEEN THE XANAX I TOOK TO CALM MY NERVES!!!

THEN I WAS OFF TO THE WEED STORE, PO BOX, THE BANK, AND TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR ALL THE FIXINS FOR LASNGNA DINNER!!!!

GOT HOME GOT REALLY HIGH, CRANKED UP SOME TUNES AND STARTED MAKING LASNGNA. FAYNER CAME OVER AND MADE SOME MUDSLIDES IT WAS LIKE 11:00 IN THE MORNING! FUCK IT! GOT THE SAUCE STARTED UP SO WE POUNDED ARE MUDSLIDES AND TOOK ALL THE DOGS TO THE PARK!!! WE TRIED TO TAKE FIVE LARGE DOGS IN FAYNERS WHITE 2 SEATER 500SL BENZ. WASNT HAPPENIN SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE TWO TRIPS! WE PUT TWO BACK IN THE HOUSE AND THEN FAYN WENT BACK AND GOT THE OTHER TWO!!! GOTTA LOVE FAYN!!!

GOT HOME AND THE MAIDS WERE THERE CLEANING SO FAYNER TOO THE DOGS AND I WENT AND GOT MY HAIR AND NAILS DID! FUCK IT!!! AT THIS POINT I WAS WASTED!!! SO I TOOK A NAP!

AROUND 4:20 MY SISTER ARRIVED AND WE BLAZED IT UP FOR ABOUT AN HOUR THEN WE MADE SOME MARGRITAS !!! THEN WE HAD TO PREP FOR MAKING THE LASGNA CUZ WE WERE HAVING PEOPLE OVER CUZ IT WAS SOME HOOKERS BIRTHDAY THAT IS STAYING IN ONE OF MY HOUSES!!!

SO AROUND 7PM I WAS TANKED BUT I WAS TOTALLY KEEPING MY COOL! I’M SO PRO WHEN COMES TO COOKING FOR LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE! SO WE WERE A LITTLE BEHIND BUT EVERYONE WAS GETTING WASTED OFF POT OR BOOZE SO I DIDN’T REALLY MATTER. THEN EVERYONE KEPT SNEEKING OVER TO MY OVEN…………..I HAD TO FEED THEM.

WE ATE A WONDERFUL MEAL FOR 10 OUTSIDE. IT WAS PERFECT, EVERYONE ENJOYED THE MEAL. TRAVIS KEPT TELLING ME I NEED TO OPEN MY OWN RESTURANT!!!! THAT IS TO MUCH WORK. MAYBE WHEN I’M A OLDER AND DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO!!! I THINK I PASSED OUT RIGHT AFTER THE MEAL MAYBE I AM GETTING OLDER??? FUCK THAT!!! I WAS FADED AND FULL!!!

THAT WAS JUST FRIDAY!!!

SATURDAY,

WOKE UP AT 7AM LIKE EVERYDAY!!! MADE SOME COFFEE, ROLLED SOME JOINTS FOR THE DAY, READ UP ON SOME NEWS, AND THEN COOKED THE MEN SOME FOOD. THEY WERE HYPED!

WE PLANNED TO GO TO CHINATOWN, JAPANTOWN, AND OLVIRA ST BY 10AM! YOU KNOW THAT DIDNT HAPPEN. LEFT AROUND 11 GOT THERE BY NOON!!! SHOPPED AND HAGGLED IN CHINATOWN FOR A MINUTE. THEN WENT TO HOP LOUIS FOR DRINKS AND APPETIZERS!

THEN WE MADE IT TO OLVIRA ST TO GO ON THE SEARCH FOR A PINATA FOR RHI’S BIRTHDAY (FAYNERS DAWG)!!! WE GOT ONE BIG ONE AND 5 SMALL ONES FOR THE OTHER PUPS AT THE PARTY!!! YUP WE ARE HAVING A DOGGIE PARTY WE ARE LAME! THEN WE WENT AND HAD LUNCH AND MARAGRITA’S AT THIS SPOT THAT I ALWAYS GO TO WHEN I GO DOWN THAT WAY!!! GO WASTED ALURA LEFT HER CREDIT CARD! TOTAL WHAMMY!!!

GOT HOME AROUND 4:20 SPARKED IT UP THEN TOOK A NAP! WOKE UP AND WENT TO DINNER AT LALA’S AND THEN WE WERE OFF TO GO GAMBLE. THAT WAS MY IDEA!!! AFTER EATING KNOW ONE WAS DOWN TO GO TO THE HUSTLER CASINO EXPECT FOR MY SIS AND DEZ!!! SO WE ROLLED OUT! DEZ HAD TO DRIVE CUZ WE WERE SHITTY AGAIN!!! FUCK IT!!!

WE GOT TO THE HUSTLER CASINO AND ALL THERE WERE WAS NIGS EVERYWHERE!!! FUCK IT WE WERE LIKE 2 MILES FROM COMPTON!!! ANYWAYS WE FIND A TABLE OUTSIDE AND SAT THERE FOR LIKE 3HRS FIGHTING FOR OUR MONEY! THAT PLACE BLOWS FOR GAMBLING. IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF DUMB NIGS PLACING $5 BETS!!! WE WERE SUPER SHITTY SO WE ORDERED SOME FOOD AT THE TABLE AND ROLLED OUT AROUND 3AM THEN WE WERE OFF TO DANNY’S THAT’S WHERE EVERYONE LINKS UP AFTER PARTYING. WE PLAYED A COUPLE SONGS ON GUITAR HERO, SMOKED A FEW BOWLS, AND SAW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ROLLING BALLS ON DANNY’S COUCH! FUCK IT!!!

GOT TO BED AROUND 4:20AM AND WE HAD MASSAGES ON SUNDAY AT 9 AM CUZ THATS ALL THEY HAD SO I BOOKED FOUR SPA APPTS. JENNA, ALUARA, SIS AND I!!! WE MADE IT BARELY BUT WE WERE NOT LATE THAT IS ALL THAT COUNTS!!! RELAXED IT UP IN THE STEAM, SUANA, AND JACUZZI! WE ALL HAD BOMB MASSAGES AND THEN WENT TO BREAKFAST AND THEN WENT BACK TO BED!!! THAT WAS MY EVENT FULL WEEKEND WITH MY FRIENDS AND SISTER!

THE END

TMFR

DCypher posts: This is Mila. She’s not one of us. She’s European. She speaks three languages and understands world politics. She’s even voted, which places her ahead of fifty percent of American’s statistically and most of the people working in the sex industry worldwide.

From the time she was old enough to thumb through her brother’s skin mags she’s wanted to pose nude but never had the courage to try it until shortly after her 18^th birthday when her boyfriend, Soren the amateur eroticist, began pressuring her for some nude shots to add to his ever expanding portfolio. He dreams of being a cross between Helmet Newton and the American master Andrew Blake.

Mila played at not wanting to be bothered by his silly obsession but inside her heart raced at the thought of becoming like one of the models her brother Anton drooled over.

Soren and Mila took a splendidly overcast weekend trip to Antwerp to scout out locations but in the end were too afraid to work outdoors, where they might be discovered, and so they decided to just shoot in Soren’s laundry room, after appropriate modifications were made.

It just goes to show all of you wannabe photographers out there how far you can go with a stunningly beautiful, naked young girl, a large, gold belt, and a white sheet. It’s enough to make a real set designer sick.

Mila loved the set beyond word. It was her idea to submit the gallery to Met Art. Soren is still hunting for new models who will work with him but it’s safe to say that Mila’s new career is blossoming like a tightly coiled flower bud brought into the light of the midday sun.

Check her out.

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Fayner Posts: I won’t lie, my favorite vodka is a Russian brand called Russian Standard. It only became legal here a few months back, but my father has been getting it from the Russian Consulate for years. We tried it on a recent visit to see him and got hooked. It puts every other popular vodka to shame.

But I must say truthfully that this Nantucket Triple 8 vodka is damn good. And I’m not just saying this because the owner Jay mailed me a case of the stuff last week. The guy knows his booze. He even rents out a house that has a vodka tap in the shower.

Jay tells me he wants to start promoting his vodka, beer, wine, whiskey and rum in the porno world. I said I could help. That’s what I’m doing.

Throwing a party? Let Triple Eight Vodka sponsor it. You’ll get free booze. It’s that simple, folks.

The web site is http://ciscobrewers.com

Get in touch with me if you wanna try out a new kind of booze at one of your awesome parties, okay?

DCypher posts: A steady stream of amazing content keeps flowing out of Suze Dot Net, the way the cocaine keeps steady flowing through American streets despite the war on drugs and the implausibility of transporting that kind of weight over our borders without the CIA, FBI, or NSA finding out. Someone ought to tell Lou Dobbs that shit, maybe tell him turning his head to the real news is just another form of worker’s misconduct. Next they’re gonna tell us that they don’t know where Bin Laden is hiding. What are we, stupid?

I digress I confess. Back to Suze.

She really does just kill it live, proverbially speaking. Let that sink in a minute.

Girls like Sara Vandella, amazing as it sounds, flock from all over the country to peel off their tight clothing and spread their dripping pink butterflies for the Randall family. Sara’s pretty new to the volatile world of pornography. No amount of Google searching could produce anywhere near a decent bio on her. In fact I don’t know shit about her. Typical. This happens a lot with Suze Dot Net. You know what that’s called? Fresh…like Pike Street.

Fuck where she came from. Fuck what it all means. Jim Morrison once said he was gonna get his kicks before the whole shithouse went up in flames. Wise words. I suggest you put them to the test.

You’ve been sleepwalking through most of your life, psychological reacting to the world, politically ignorant, and spiritually numb. Why change today?

Close Ur Eyes & Click

Fayner Posts: I don’t care what anyone says: Jonni Darkko takes the best photographs in the business. I know everyone says that “their” photographer for their company is the best, but that is just like how in LA everyone’s favorite sushi bar serves the freshest fish. They can’t all have the best raw fish. Only one can.

That sushi bar is Jonni Darkko.