Fayner Posts: We’re happy for Cassidey. I saw her the other night and although she was a bit tired she was totally enthusiastic about her new contract.
Best of luck.
If you really wanna read all the details of the contract, go to AVN. I know I will!!!!!!!
DCypher posts: Scouring through my (not so) extensive archives I came across this photo set from another of my Cal Vista titles DIRTY TALK and wanted to share it with you. Nautica Thorn is simply an amazing looking woman with a voracious sexual appetite that translates onto film (or high definition video in this case) in an almost perfect capture. Working with her is always a pleasure. She brings a curiously upbeat energy, has no problem taking direction then tears it up in her scenes holding nothing back. We were lucky to get her. She really made the movie.
We had an amazing cast in general, including Crissy Moran before she became a bride of Christ, my dear friend Ashley Steele, Carli Banks, Destiny St. Claire, August, Charlie Laine, Ashley Roberts, Samantha Ryan, and Kelle Marie. This was back when I used to love making big lesbian orgy scenes filled with Penthouse Pets. I was trying to establish it as my signature style, a tribute to the late Jim Holliday, before people started squeezing the budgets down on shows. Who would have thought those would be some of the best days of shooting in my decade long career?
Nautica Thorn plays an internet sex columnist whose hapless relationship with her frustrated boyfriend James Deen has soured dramatically in the wake of her meteoric rise to success and popularity. Thorn’s preoccupation with her readers sexual needs has left her boyfriend feeling ironically neglected while she struggles to stay faithful to Deen as they argue over fidelity and questions regarding her sexuality. I wanted to show how men and women dealing with complex issues surrounding polyamorous lifestyles come into their own personal comfort levels and the process of discovery that happens as they begin to move away from accepted social norms regarding sexuality and embrace their poly nature. It’s an issue I’ve worked through in relationships on many occasions and Nautica understood and sympathized with. How can you not love her??
Thorn’s boss, Nick Manning, encourages her to embrace her urges through suggestion and sexually charged assignments. Later on of course he unmasks himself as her secret admirer from dirty, late night chat room conversations. They make a perfect beast together, and Deen runs off with his very vanilla secretary with the over active hormones, so all’s well that ends well.
AVN liked it. Gram hated it but was nicer in his Fleshbot review. Christian Mann made sure it had an amazing cover with Crissy. I hear she’s mad that porn companies won’t let her buy back ALL of her images and that they are trying to make money off of her. I hope she comes to embrace this as a valid part of her past that led her to who she is now. She was (almost) always nice to me and I hope she’s happy with the new life that she’s made for herself.
THREE 7 AM BLOODY MARY’S AND TR NEEDS TO TINKLE
ALAURA CAUGHT MOST OF THE FISH, PROLLY ‘CAUSE SHE’S JAPANESE. ALL THE JEWS CATCH IS THE EARLY BIRD SPECIAL
DINNER
AM I PRETENDING TO SUCK A COCK OR SMOKE A JOINT? EVEN I DON’T KNOW FOR SURE
THIS WAS TAKEN WHILE AN OLD COUPLE WAS WALKING BY…
…AND AS SOON AS THEY LEFT THIS WENT DOWN. FUCKING DYKES!!
ALAURA CATCHES ANOTHER! I TELL YA’, THE GIRL KNOWS HER WAY AROUND A ROD!
DRUNK ON THE CISCO BREWERY TOUR
I FORCED ALAURA TO TAKE THIS PICTURE
I VOLUNTEERED TO HAVE THIS PICTURE TAKEN
DRINKING AND DRIVING
MERE FEET AWAY, OLD TOURISTS WERE SIPPING WINE AND EATING CHEESE AND TALKING ABOUT TAX BREAKS AND BUTLERS WHO STEAL FINE CHINA
THERE’S A LONG STORY BEHIND THIS, BUT BASICALLY THE OWNER OF THE BREWERY TOOK TOO MANY DRUGS AND TRIED TO WALK IN ON THE ROOM WHERE MY MOTHER AND SISTER WERE STAYING WEARING A SPIDERMAN COSTUME AND HOLDING WHIPPED CREAM. ALTHOUGH BANDIT’S BARK WOKE ME UP JUST IN TIME TO STOP HIM, HE DECIDED TO LEAVE HIS NAME IN WHIPPED CREAM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER. TO GET HIM BACK FOR THIS, TAYLOR, ALAURA, ME AND LIKE 10 OTHER PEOPLE WENT TO HIS HOUSE LATENIGHT REALLY FUCKED UP AND TRASHED THE PLACE WITH $150 WORTH OF WHIPPED CREAM AND TOILET PAPER, ABOUT 30 CANS OF CREAM AND LOTS AND LOTS OF TP. HIS HOUSE WAS A MESS. HE TELLS ME IT STILL SAYS SPIDERMAN WAS HERE ON HIS FRONT STEPS.
A REAL FRIEND WOULD HAVE TRIED TO HELP. I TOOK PICTURES.
AND I HAD TO BE HERE WITH TWO CHICKS WHO HAVE BOYFRIENDS
HI, I’M GAY. HERE ARE SOME WAVES
TAYLOR: “THAT WAS THE FULL MOON.” BRILLIANCE
WAITING FOR THE VALET
TAYLOR MISSING RODEO DRIVE
ALAURA EDEN POSES FOR THE PAPARAZZI WHILE SHOPPING THE STREETS OF NANTUCKET, MA, IN HER SPECIAL EDITION BLACK RIVET LOUIS VUITTON HAND BAG ON SEPTEMBER 26, 2007. FOR THE SCOOP ON HER LATEST MELTDOWN, SEE PAGE 56
FEEDING THE DUCKS
HUNGRY DUCKS ARE JUST LIKE YOUNG WHORES IN NEED OF DRUGS, ONLY QUIETER
SAY IN BOSTON ACCENT: “TWO FRIGGIN’ HOT BROADS OVER DOWN BY THE CHARLES RIVA! TELL SULLY!”
IF I WASN’T BROKE BY THIS TIME IN THE VACATION, I SWEAR SHE WOULD HAVE GONE INTO THE CHARLES RIVER
THAT’S CAMBRIDGE, MASSACHUSETTS IN THE BACKGROUND. SOME OF THE SMARTEST MINDS COME OUT OF THAT CITY. TAYLOR, BANDIT AND I WERE INSTRUCTED TO STAY ON THE BOSTON SIDE AT ALL TIMES
“FAYNER, CALL KEITH AND TELL HIM I WANT TO MOVE IN TO THIS BUILDING LIKE RIGHT NOW!”
FINALLY, THE LAST FUCKING PICTURE! YIPPEE! WAIT, WHAT? THERE’S MORE I HAVE TO PUT UP TOMORROW? REALLY? AW, FUCK!
LOU AS A PUMPKIN!!!
SMOKIE AS A PUMPKIN
ALAURA AND TAYLOR BEING GOOFY
NOTICE HOW TAYLOR’S ARM IS CROOKED. IT’S A “FAYNER’S GOT A CROOKED COCK” JOKE. AWESOME
TAYLOR JERKING OFF A PUMPKIN
ALAURA TITTY-FUCKING A PUMPKIN
HOW MANY PICTURES CAN WE PUT ON THIS SITE OF THESE TWO CHICKS?
LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS
STONED PORNO CHICK’S SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO STAB THINGS WITH KNIVES
DCypher posts: This is Erica! She’s amazingly hot for a naked woman with superb breasts and a finger in her cookie.
Suze captured a great set of her and I wanted to share it with you despite being warned to stop giving you free porn.
I’m such a rebel. Yippy kiya muthafuckahz!
The name Erica is a Norwegian derivative of the name Eric. It means eternal ruler. Look it up if you don’t believe me.
Despite several letters from my high-powered attorney requesting her home phone number so I could interview her and collect an appropriate bio, as part of evidentiary procedure naturally, I have been unable to move J. Willing from Suze Cash to hand over the proverbial digits. By letters I mean emails sent back to Mr. Noreply and by high-powered attorney I mean my imaginary friend and most trusted confident Dr. Leroy “Hot Dog” Zanzibar…naturally.
Why do I have to keep explaining this to you? Can’t you just take my word for it? When will we get past these trust issues? I feel like you’re smothering me and I need my space.
Suze, by the way, is not only an extraordinary photographer but also a member of the Porno Illuminati, an organization akin to the Talamasca but with hotter members. That means that her daughter Holly, a fellow Bruin, is also, by birthright, a fledgling member. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Ford.
Now that we have that all cleared up…
THIS IS DAKODA BROOKES. TRAVIS AND JENNA INTRODUCED US TO HER. SHE TALKS FAST. I ONLY UNDERSTAND EVERY 5TH WORD ‘CAUSE I’M SO VERY VERY OLD!!!!!
THIS IS WHAT DAKOTA BROOKE’S VAGINA AND ASS LOOK LIKE. SHE WANTS YOU INSIDE HER, TO THRUST YOUR COCK DEEP. NO REALLY, SHE TOLD ME THAT.
ONE OF GOD ALMIGHTY’S GREATEST CREATIONS HAS TO BE THE ASS OF A HOT 18 YEAR OLD CHICK. I MEAN, SURE, THE COUNTRYSIDE, TUILIPS AND UTAH SURE ARE MAGNIFICIENT AND ALL, BUT WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT DO YOU REALLY THINK ANY OF THOSE THINGS COMPARE TO THIS? NEITHER DO I.
DAKODA BROOKES IS 18 YEARS OLD AND BRAND NEW. I THINK SHE DID AN INTERNET SHOOT FOR A GUY IN FLORIDA NAMED CREEPY CARL, BUT OTHER THAN THAT DAKODA IS A BLANK PAGE WAITING TO BE SPLASHED WITH STEAMY SEED FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.
I GUESS TRAVIS IS HELPING HER OUT WHILE SHE GETS SITUATED, SO YOU CAN REACH THIS FINE YOUNG SLUT THROUGH HIM @ 805 558 6435
AND MAY I SUGGEST YOU DO IT QUICKLY BEFORE I DECIDE TO TAP IT MYSELF AND RUIN HER FOR ALL OF MANKIND FOREVER.
DCypher posts: Danny Dukes is a pimp azz mofo. You know this. We’ve already gone over this in quite some detail. Recently he fell off the radar. I checked County. I checked the hospitals. I made calls to TJ to see if the holmes was just getting major crazy up in Zona Norte!!!!!
Finally my favorite cholo hit me back to tell me he’s been big pimping out in New Mexico. Here is what he had to say for himself:
“This is Danny Dukes reporting from an untapped market in New Mexico where the beer flows like water and bitches are running rampant.
If you only knew how deep it was here you’d be on extended leave as well. I try to leave every day but they just pull me back in.
I wanna give a shout out to all the fine hoes in Albudirty and Fanta Se. Tell the
kids I love em and I ain’t never comin back!”
Despite his insistence on staying on the Big Rock Candy Mountain the boy is going back to Cali. He said it made him cry gold tears. God speed you Mr. Dukes!
I went to the Wicked set for David Stanley’s “Once Upon A Crime” on my way to get lunch yesterday, saw Kirsten Price laying in the backyard dead. Upon further investigation I noticed some questionable wine on the table behind her. My guess is she died from ingesting poison!!!
Director David Stanley: “Okay, I want explosions here, here and here. When we blow up the house, I want to see protective goggles, people. Oh, wait, this is a porno movie. Just have the naked guy with a boner enter here.”
Okay, Kirsten Price is not dead. It was make-believe for the flick. Phew!
If you’re gonna die, die with your drink on!
I can’t express enough times how night and day David Stanley has become since leaving Vivid for Wicked. I mean, here he is smiling on a Wicked set! Amazing. Hard to imagine that just a few years ago when he worked for Vivid he would be hiding in a corner crying in the fetal position
AND THAT WAS MY BRIEF TRIP TO WICKED PICTURES’ ONCE UPON A CRIME (I HOPE I GOT THE TITLE CORRECT!) AND ALTHOUGH I DIDN’T GET ANY PICTURES OF HER, CO-STAR AUGUST LOOKED FUCKING GREAT IN A MAID OUTFIT. IF SHE WASN’T MY FRIEND I WOULD HAVE PULLED HER INTO A DARK CORNER FOR SOME OF MY “YOU OWE ME A BLOW JOB” CHARM THAT ALWAYS SEEMS TO WORK!
