COME JOIN TAYLOR RAIN THIS THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST @ 4:20 IN THE AFTERNOON!
SHE’S GONNA CHAT!
SHE’S GONNA SMOKE WEED!
SHE’S GONNA PLAY WITH HER DOGS (NOT IN THE DIRTY WAY)!
SHE’S GONNA GET NAKED!
REMEMBER, 4:20 PM THIS THURSDAY @ WWW.CLUBTAYLORRAIN.COM
Fayner Posts: Halloween is cool when you’re a kid. Then it becomes gay. When you reach college, the hopes of seeing every hot chick in your class makes Halloween again a fucking awesome holiday. From then on - until I guess when you have children of your own - Halloween loses its flavor year by year until its nothing more than a day in October.
But Taylor, Alaura Eden and I refuse to let Halloween fade that easily into the dark night. And since none of us actually have any children, we thought bringing all six of the dogs out Trick-or-Treating might be a lot of fun.
So Taylor went and got all the costumes, Alaura made them fit right and I held the dogs while they tried to wiggle out of them. Of course, Keith and Dez refuse to have any part in our silly fun, but that won’t bring us down.
Here is what each dog will be wearing as we walk up and down the safe streets of Woodland Hills
Lou the Mastiff: a spider or a RastaMan. (It’s the same costume)
Wiggles the Bloodhound: a dinosaur
Bella the Mastiff: a ladybug
Smokie the Pit Bull: a pumpkin
Dick Bandit the Pit Bull: a lobster
Rhiannon Almighty the Mutt: a hot dog
Think with this group of dogs some kid’s gonna shit his pants when we walk on by?
DCypher post: (according to Wikipedia) Zdenka Podkapová (born August 6, 1977 in Brno, Czech Republic) is a Czech erotic actress and an adult model. She is sometimes credited as Zdenka or Zdenka Popová. She is best known for winning Penthouse magazine’s Pet of the Year for 2001.
Before Podkapová started her modelling career she was a professional gymnast for more than ten years. She was in the Czech national team for five years and she became the Czech national champion four times during her young career.
In 1996 she posed for her first photoshoot, and in 1998 tried contacting Penthouse. Her first pictorials for Penthouse were published in April 1998. She was chosen as Penthouse Pet of the Month. Two years later she won Penthouse Pet of the Year 2001. “It was a very big surprise for me and I cried like a baby” because “I was the first girl in history from the Czech Republic to win the title as Pet of the Year and the second girl from Europe”.
Later she became a cover girl for issues of Perfect 10, Perfection, Esquire, QUO, Ironman, Front and Maxim magazines.
Podkapová currently lives in Brno.
Check out this fine set of the leggy Czech from Suze
Fayner Posts: Everyone remembers Kurt’s “last post ever”, his “goodbye” to the industry so to speak. It was an awesome read. I remember feeling so many emotions when I read it, recall tasting my lunch as it came up and out of my mouth and onto the floor. Yeah, it was that good.
And it is funny, ’cause for once Kurt kept his promise. He hasn’t written anything since then defending his awesomeness to the whole wide world of Kurt Fans. And don’t be fooled; they’re everywhere. One could find a Kurt Lockwood fan on every continent this planet has to offer. I’ve heard that many of his fans come from the lost city of Atlantis. No, really, it’s true.
And in a silly twist, someone claiming to be Kurt’s pregnant girlfriend has come forward to reveal that Kurt is a douche. Shocker.
I may be the only person not interested in Kurt sexually who thinks he’s not the biggest clown in Porntown. True be told, Kurt’s not the worst thing since unsliced bread. Sure, he loves himself too much and flips off the handle too easily when someone says anything bad about him, but c’mon, Kurt is an All-Star, right? He came, he saw, he came again and again and again and then left. It’s the American Dream, minus the getting fucked in the ass part.
My fondness for Kurt is why I’ve chosen to post his unborn child’s first message to the people of Earth, texted to me just this morning from inside the womb of some Spanish chick who carries the seed of a God: Kurt Lockwood.
It reads: HOW DARE ALL YOU HATERS SAY MY DADDY IS A JOKE, A FAG,A WASHED-UP QUEER! HE RULES! YOU ARE ALL JUST JEALOUS OF HIS FAME, HIS NICE CARS, HIS PILES OF CASH, ALL THE WOMEN HE’S SLEPT WITH AND THE FACT THAT HE COULD JUST WALK AWAY FROM ALL THE FAME, CARS, MONEY AND CHICKS. GIVE IT UP HATERS ‘CAUSE MY DADDY IS THE BEST! WHILE YOU’RE ALL HERE WISHING YOU WERE HIM AND WRITING BAD THINGS ABOUT HIM TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOUR PATHETIC LIVES, HE’S OUT THERE BANGING HOT CHICKS, SPENDING LOTS OF CASH AND BEING THE BEST KURT LOCKWOOD HE KNOWS HOW TO BE! MAYBE IN ANOTHER LIFE YOU’LL BE AS COOL AS MY DADDY KURT, BUT UNTIL THEN YOU’RE STUCK BEING YOUR LOSER SELVES. I FOR ONE FEEL BADLY FOR YOU. I LOVE KURT.
DCypher posts: I was so busy this past weekend that I missed Jeff Mullen’s perennial Halloween bash, Heaven and Hell. I can honestly say that I was bummed I didn’t make it this year, cuz that shit is usually a blast. My devotion to up and coming anal queen Bree Olson prevented me from being able to partake in the festivities.
I did, however, send in a spy with a camera, who reported back with these clever pictures of her and her little sister, their friends, and of course Pete Warren of AVN fame. I love that muthafucka! Check the gallery in the link below, pimp cheese, cuz photo galleries are like the new blogs.
Hi everyone,
I’m going to the Tonight Show today to show my support for Representative Ron Paul.
If you haven’t heard him yet and would like an idea of what he’s about, take a peek. He’s running as a republican, but has mostly libertarian ideas… which means that he’s the candidate most likely to NOT try to take down the porn business.
Aside from that, I agree with a lot of his other platforms, but on a strictly adult-business sense, I hope that you get a chance to check him out tonight (Tuesday) on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno or on his website at www.ronpaul2008.org.
Thanks for letting me take a minute out of your busy day!
Karen Stagliano
Fayner Says: All I know about this guy Ron Paul is what I saw on a TV clip of that faggy songstress John Mayer preaching about him. Although Tricia/Karen is an awesome person, I cannot support any candidate that John Mayer does, strictly on principle. Oh, yeah, and he’s a Republican.
But thanks nonetheless, Karen. We love you!
