Luke Ford

Fayner Posts: Just got off the phone with my new literary agent. I was hoping it was about either of my movie scripts.

“Well, sort of,” he said. “These guys from New York who do musical theatre contacted me about finding someone to write a script for a musical about a porn guy named Wanker Wang. Do you know who he is?”

“Of course,” I told him.

“Wonderful. I emailed them some of your script and they loved it. They want to meet with you next Monday, okay, so over the weekend try and come up with something for them on this Wanker Wang guy, something that’ll blow them away.”

story in progress…

Fayner Posts: This is the only logical explanation as to why both Ava and Anh blew off Dez’s birthday party last night: they’re fuck buddies.

Why else would they RSVP and not show up? Everyone else who said they were coming actually did show up.

There were two vacant chairs at the table, reserved for each of them, but as the night wore on it became evident that they were gonna flake on us. Dez’s food went untouched, his spirits so low from his two friends not being there to share his birthday with him. Also, I may have even seen Dez shed a tear of sadness when the truth finally did kick in. Or maybe not. And even though I didn’t care either way if they showed up or not, I kinda wished they were there.

For Dez’s sake, that is.

And because I’m a shitty reporter and wish to not take this any further, I must now assume that Ava and Anh are bumpin’ uglies.

Now how’s that for following the clues??

PS - Ava and Anh aren’t really fucking, they’re just really fucking lame.

Fayner Posts: Saw Bianca last night at Dez’s birthday dinner in Beverly Hills. She looked anxious.

“You look like you could use a good fingerbanging,” I yelled to her from across the table.

“Is it that obvious?” Bianca shouted back.

“Yes.”

“I guess it just goes to show you that fingerbanging does a body good!”

“Can I fingerbang you?” I asked nicely.

“Ah, can I get back to you in a little bit? Something better may come by, so I’d like to keep my options open if that’s okay with you.”

“I guess. I mean, I’ve never been turned down for a fingerbanging session before. I gotta be honest here: It hurts a little bit.

“Oh, I’m sorry.”

“Sorry enough to let me fingerbang you?”