TMFR WRITES ON HER WEB SITE
SO WE’RE IN NANFUCKIT AND GOIN INTO TOWN TO GO SHOPPING A BE FAMOUS, DUMBASS FAYNER SAYS “HEY, LET’S BRING THE $500 VIDEO CAMERA WITH US!” AND WE LOAD UP THE DOGS AND GO. THE FIRST STOP STACI AND I TELL FAYNER TO WAIT OUTSIDE WITH THE DOGS WHILE WE LOOK AT STUFF IN THE STORES. WHEN WE COME OUT WE DO SOME MORE SHOPPING. ALL OF A SUDDEN FAYNER SAYS “WHERE IS THE VIDEO CAMERA?” AND I WAS LIKE “YOU DUMB FUCKING SHIT YOU LOST IT!” AND HE SAYS “NO I CAN FIND IT I KNOW WHERE I LEFT IT!” AND HE WENT RUNNING UP THE COBBLESTONE STREET, SOON COMING OUT OF THE STORE WITH A LOOK OF “I FUCKED UP” ALL OVER HIS FACE. “KEITH IS GONNA KILL YOU!” I TOLD HIM. THEN HIS SISTER LARA SHOWS UP AND SAYS, “HEY JUST GO DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION I BET SOMEONE RETURNED IT!” AND I WAS LIKE “NO FUCKING WAY!” BUT IT WAS OUR ONLY HOPE SO ME AND FAYNER GO INTO THE POLICE STATION STINKING LIKE BUD AND SAY “WE LOST OUR VIDEO CAMERA” AND THE COP BEHIND THE DESK DIDNT EVEN LOOK UP JUST SAYS “IS THAT IT THERE?” POINTING TO A VIDEO CAMERA ON THE COUNTER AND WE SAID YES AND HE SAID HAVE A GOOD DAY AND WE TOOK IT AND LEFT.
ONLY IN NANTUCKET WOULD SOMEONE FIND AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF VIDEO EQUIPTMENT AND INSTEAD OF TAKING IT HOME THEY WALK DOWN TO THE POLICE STATION AND RETURN IT. FAYNER WAS SO LUCKY
