Luke Ford

Fayner Posts: I got this email the other day.

JimmyDean Writes In: Hey Fayner have you seen that new show Californication with david dukuvney from the x files? he is SO you! Hes a writer who is all fucked up and is in love with some chick from his past just as you are with taylor! its amazing how similar you too are. thanks for listneing.

Fayner Continues: I thought this was way over, this Fayner Loves Taylor BS. I refuse to respond.

But I watched the show, episode two. Sure, I can see the similarities: two old losers who used to write good stuff find ways to avoid having to write because they know they suck. Awesome. Thanks for bringing that up, Jimmy Dean.

Oh, and I caught a cameo by Brooke in the episoide, I had no idea she was gonna be there. But there she was, asking David’s character about her boobs and pussy lips. I thought she was pretty damn good. I would have fucked her.

Fayner Posts: This is funny, but not the ha ha funny. Haley tells me one story below in January 2006 about some swful man who basically kidnapped her and abused her back in 2004 in New Zealand. Then, I read on lukeisback that some guy naed Michael Smith (real name?) who claimed to have been with her during that time tell a totally differnet story than hers, alos posted below.

Someone should find this guy and beat his ass for abusing her. That is, if her story was true. I bet it was. I bet he made her feel like a piece of shit. Let’s find this douche and string him up, shall we?

Haley says: “I got a job doing pr for a travel web site. I went to Hawaii for 2 months. Everything was great. Then we went New Zealand [circa 2004]. The guy I was working for, who up until then was a perfect boss, all of a sudden flipped out and stole my passport, credit cards and money and told me I wasn’t allowed to leave his site. My Emails were screened. But we were doing so many fun things that I didn’t really mind for a while.”

“The funny part was that my parents didn’t even care. He’d use how they never emailed me against me: “They don’t even love you!””

“I had become super depressed. Homesick. Crying for 2 months straight. I guess it got to him ‘cause one day he called my father and said “send her a ticket.” That was it. When I got back I didn’t even tell my dad what had happened.”

Michael Smith says: FROM Lukeisback.com: Michael Smith posts December 7, 2006: “I lived with Haley Paige, real name Mariam Haily, for a year while we traveled together around Hawaii, New Zealand and Australia during 2002, and she was my absolute best friend and is a lot more than just a piece of meat…she has a really good and honest heart, sweet and loving perosnally and was very open minded and adventurous. The year I spent with her was one of my best years ever spent. I cared deeply for her, but due to my typical male stupidity I broke her heart and watched her leave Brisbane AU. and disappear out of my life. I have missed her every minute.”

Fayner Posts: 11 a.m. on a Thursday.

Leaving the park TR brings her dogs to, not designated as a “dog” park. But we go anyway.

5 dogs, two stoned adults.

A car full of barking dogs exits the parking lot. Smokie the pit bull chases after it, igniting TR to scream: “Fayner! Get my fucking dog!”

But Smokie won’t listen, continues chasing car. People jump into their cars in fear of this ferocious pit bull.

I drop my grape soda, begin chasing Smokie who is chasing the car that is unaware there is a killer dog chasing after it. The car, plus Smokie, take the turn onto the main street, out of my view. Bystanders yell to the car to stop. It doesn’t. My new dog Sara the bloodhound - yeah, I named both my dogs after Fleetwood Mac songs, how Gay is that? - I discover is chasing me chase Smokie chase the car. It’s not a kosher scene for me.

“Fayner! Fayner! Fayner!” TR screams. “Get my dog!”

I take the corner and see Smokie standing by the side of the main street sniffing a tree. I run up to her and bash her in the head with my fist, kick her numerous times and then pick her up by her scruff and carry her crying back to the parking lot. A lady with a baby strapped to her chest is holding Sara about half-way down the parking lot. She is not pleased, mostly because TR sees that I have Smokie and begins laughing.

“Tell your girlfriend this is not funny,” that lady says to me.

“She is not my girlfriend!” I shoot back.

TR continues laughing, to herself.

“Hey!” the lady screams to TR, “this is not a joke! Keep your dog on a leash!”

“My dogs are great!” TR blasts back. “They don’t need a leash!”

[They do.]

“Obviously they do!” the lady barked. “There are children walking around and you have your crazy pit bull without a collar or leash running rampant! YOu should be ashamed!”

“Hey, fuck you!” TR yells back, as I push her into her Escalade and slam the door behind her.

“Just go,” I say to her. “You’ve got nothing. The lady is right. You are wrong. Just go.”

And go TR did, fast through the parking lot past the lady with the baby strapped to her chest and out into the main street where she floored it and sped away.

WASHINGTON, Oct. 3 — When the Justice Department publicly declared torture “abhorrent” in a legal opinion in December 2004, the Bush administration appeared to have abandoned its assertion of nearly unlimited presidential authority to order brutal interrogations.

But soon after Alberto R. Gonzales’s arrival as attorney general in February 2005, the Justice Department issued another opinion, this one in secret. It was a very different document, according to officials briefed on it, an expansive endorsement of the harshest interrogation techniques ever used by the Central Intelligence Agency.

The new opinion, the officials said, for the first time provided explicit authorization to barrage terror suspects with a combination of painful physical and psychological tactics, including head-slapping, simulated drowning and frigid temperatures.

Mr. Gonzales approved the legal memorandum on “combined effects” over the objections of James B. Comey, the deputy attorney general, who was leaving his job after bruising clashes with the White House. Disagreeing with what he viewed as the opinion’s overreaching legal reasoning, Mr. Comey told colleagues at the department that they would all be “ashamed” when the world eventually learned of it.

Later that year, as Congress moved toward outlawing “cruel, inhuman and degrading” treatment, the Justice Department issued another secret opinion, one most lawmakers did not know existed, current and former officials said. The Justice Department document declared that none of the C.I.A. interrogation methods violated that standard.

The classified opinions, never previously disclosed, are a hidden legacy of President Bush’s second term and Mr. Gonzales’s tenure at the Justice Department, where he moved quickly to align it with the White House after a 2004 rebellion by staff lawyers that had thrown policies on surveillance and detention into turmoil.

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