Fayner Posts: Like my daddy used to tell me, “the proof is in the pudding.” Actually, he never said that. But it fits.

This “100 worst porn movies ever” list that we stole and reposted is a strange list which reeks horribly the twisted minds of those who make it, star in it and buy it. Porno is bad.

The thing our research department uncovered about this list is that Dick Nasty appears in nearly half of them.

What does this mean?

It means that Dick Nasty will do anything, anyone, anywhere…no questions asked.

Is that awesome?

Or thoroughly gross?

I’m still on the fence about this one.

Fayner Posts: Daily trip to Luke’s site, lots of fun like every day is a jizz party in my mouth.

Got to reading the thing about Taryn Thomas’s big comeback – frankly, did anyone even know she had retired? – and how Luke applauds her for spelling and punctuating correctly in her emails, posts or whatever.

And then I read what Taryn wrote. Correct punctuation? Hardly!

Read what she wrote below – mainly the second and third paragraph – and see if you can point out the many punctuation mistakes.

Shame on you, Luke. You’re a professional writer for (my) God’s Sake! Jews hate you.

I am still going to have a great comeback. But I want to make sure I am in perfect CONDITION physically before I start performing on screen again. If you read above you would know what is going on so I advise you to do so.

Another thing that is posted above. I am having my boobs done OCT 29th. I do not plan to disappear after my surgery. Why would I? As for the two girls you mentioned above. Melissa Lauren is contracted to Marc Dorcel (a Euro Company) and Tiffany Rayne quit for her boyfriend. So I suggest you get your facts straight before you post.

As for the Body Miracle thing. I have no comment on that. But as I said before and will say again. How I spend my time off camera is no ones business PLAN AND SIMPLE. So if you were trying to get a rise out of me. Good try, buddy…

Email faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com with the whole thing correctly written, and maybe you can win a prize!

Fayner,
for all Belladonna’s honesty and sincerity, she may become the defendant in a criminal and/or civil suit. States have laws on the books against knowingly engaging in sex while having an STD. The law(s) require that the infected tell their partner before having sex. If they don’t, they can be prosecuted for a misdemeanor, all the way to a felony (depending on the state’s law).

She wrote it herself, that when the guy actually asked her, she lied (although she wrote he asked after having sex). Again, she said it herself that she’s had the disease for five years. And the ironic part is that she had him tested for diseases, in the interest of being safe.

In my opinion, what she did was horrible. It wasn’t like she picked up some random guy at a bar, and lust and alcohol usurped better judgment, and they ran to go have sex in the back of a car. No, she was attracted to this man for some time, she dreamt of being intimate with this man, and wanted to enjoy herself with him without fear of contracting disease(s). Yet she possibly gave him a lifelong disease.

I don’t think the facts that he is a “civilian” and she’s a porn star are mitigating factors. Pure and simple, she lied. She fucking lied.

Rikku

Fayner Posts: Okay, here’s my idea. Dez, Staci and I are having a little pool party at our “crib” this weekend, to celebrate “labor” and the newest additions to our clan: Cane Corso Lou and my baby Sara the bloodhound.

Now the bloodhound breeding chick from Georgia seems to think bloodhounds are the smartest thing on four legs. I’m not sure if I believe her.

So I wanna do a competition at the party between a porno chick and my four month old bloodhound. We can do “find the steak” “Bark” “how much slobber can you produce?”…you know, all the fun ones from our childhoods! Yippee.

Any porno chick who wants to take the challenge, please contact me at faynerpornbiz@hotmail.com

Thanks

Fayner Posts: I wrote about this a long long time ago. Seems the L.A. Times picked up my story and ran with it. Bastards.

Chatsworth, CA – Adult performer Jenna Presley is not your normal sex worker. She’s kind to animals, comes out during the daylight and fights for what is right.

In this case, what was right was ending a horrible trend inside the Albertsons. It may have taken close to a year to do so, but the fiesty bombshell has finally won.

“Listen,” Presley said outside the L.A. County courthouse, “I saw an injustice, and I made it right.”

She is, of course, referring to her lawsuit against the supermarket company, which innocently began one day outside their Chatsworth location as she picketed against the vile uniforms employees are forced to wear.

“LIke I said before, no one should have to endure such eye garbage as what they’re wearing at that damn market. Didn’t anyone teach them about color coordinating? I guess not.”

Presley’s refusal to quit eventually led to a lawsuit, in which she proclaimed the supermarket’s uniforms caused her massive nightmares and a phobia of supermarkets altogether.

“Believe me, I want to go food shopping. You think I enjoy letting my boyfriend do all the shopping? Hell, no!”

But today the fighting is over. Albertsons has settled with the young star for an undisclosed amount of money, and plans are already in motion to change the hideous uniforms at all 500 locations across the West.