July, 2007 // Posts published in July, 2007
HOW SHITTY IS THAT?
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Fayner Posts: Quickly, ’cause my little cousin is in town and I gotta go see him, I was just wondering how shitty everyone thinks it would be if you were a parent of twins and they both decided to go into porn? Like, your only two kids, and they’ve both been summoned to the Dark ...
IT’S “REEFER MADNESS” ALL OVER AGAIN…
Fayner Posts: Retarded, simply retarded. Hogwash even. Pure hogwash. Baloney. Smoking weed makes you crazy? Nigga please. A single joint of cannabis raises the risk of schizophrenia by more than 40 per cent, a disturbing study warns. The Government-commissioned report has also found that taking the drug regularly more than doubles the risk of serious ...
SCIENTISTS DISCOVER SUITABLE TEST TO DETERMINE IF YOUNG WOMEN ARE CAPABLE OF ENTERING THE PORNO BUSINESS
Fayner Posts: This is truly a wonderful thing. I’ve been saying someone should do this for years. I would have only I’m too lazy. So finally, one never needs to ask that tricky question again: Is she capable of doing porn? Well, on one really says that; this business is so full of scumbags just ...
SHE’S BACK (TYLER, TOO!)
Fayner Posts: Fresh from their recent marriage and the birth of their new daughter, Digital Playground contract Star Teagan Presley and husband Tyler Durden were back to work this past Monday on a secret undisclosed movie. “It wasn’t a piece of cake,” Tyler told me today over the phone. “They had me wearing a leg ...
JAY LENO STEALING MY JOKES?
Fayner Posts: I was laying in bed last night with like four drugged-up porno chicks who were all servicing me while watching television. Well, I was watching TV, they were all fighting over my dick. I stopped by Leno for a minute, and he began talking about that story about the guy who was suing ...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DELILAH STRONG!
Fayner Posts: This comes from Staci and Dez ’cause I don’t even know the damn chick. Why would I wish someone I don’t even know a happy birthday? That’s like stealing a farmer’s only cow and then feeding it to him with ketchup. Well, now, that makes no sense at all but seemed to take ...
CONTACT INFO ON JACK REMY?
Hello. My name is Daniel Griffith. I am an independent filmmaker operating outof Chattanooga, TN. I am currently directing a feature length documentary based of the life and film releases of K. Gordon Murray. I am trying to contact cinematographer, Jack Remy, regarding his work on the films Shanty Tramp and Savages From Hell earlier ...
MALE SAC – JULY 25, 2007
Batese Writes In: You’re a pretty funny guy. I like your page but i have one question. Why do pornstars have easier time finding dates within the adult industry than on the outside of it. Fayner Says: Thanks for the nice words. A few things make many of the porno chicks choose the penis of ...
HERE WE GO AGAIN
Fayner Posts: Once upon a time there was only Rhiannon. She was a sweet mutt. Then came Bandit, followed by lots of poop and pee. Smokie came next, with more poop and even more pee. Bella soon followed, with tons of poop and pee. I thought that would be it. Puppies are hard. In 12 ...
ERIC HUNTER’S NEW SLUT
Fayner Posts: Hey, remember Eric Hunter? The former Mr. Shy Love? Yeah, that’s him. You prolly thought he’s been deep into heroin or booze because losing Shy was so damn painful. Seems you are wrong. I ran into Eric last week at the Stan Lee party in Hollywood. “How’s it going?” I asked. “Awesome!” he ...
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