OKAY, SO WHAT’S THE BIG FUCKING DEAL?

Fayner Posts: So yesterday I hear things like Metro’s Mike Adam being very upset with me, almost to the point of tears, for putting the late Haley Paige in the Hottest Porn Chick poll.

Today Harry Weiss phoned me up saying what the hell? She’s dead? What’s wrong with you?

Whatever. I know Haley’s dead. I also know she was popular up until her death. I thought, and still think, it was a tribute to her memory adding her to the list.

But what if she won? Who gets the money then? Although I didn’t think that far ahead, it seems I didn’t need to, as Haley lost to Teagan in the first round yesterday.

But if she did win I guess we’d donate the money to a substance abuse program or something like that. Fuck it, maybe we’ll do that anyway for whoever wins.

In the spirit of giving, you know?

But seriously, was it that bad having Haley in the poll? I’m sure if Denzel died today he’d still be up for an Oscar or two for American Gangster. Right?

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