Fayner Posts: So Bianca Dagger comes back from a little vacation to see her folks up in the Bay Area, stops by our house to say hello. As always with her, I asked Bianca if she played with her vagina while away.
“Of course I did!” she shouted. “What’s funny is my batteries ran out on my vibrator and I went and got new ones. But with new batteries my vibrator it was way too loud to use ’cause my mother was home! But then she went out and I went to town on myself!”
But then Bianca became sad.
“When I was leaving, I couldn’t find my vibrator! I looked everywhere! I think my mother stole it like she stole my massager a few years back! And this from a Christian woman?!”