Fayner Posts: It’s been a tough Monday for me. Nothing really on television at all and that makes me sad.
I came across a show called Millionaire Matchmaker on Bravo. Low and behold, there was SexToy Dave, owner of SexToy.com, asking the matchmaking lady for help finding love.
And although he didn’t say the quote below, I could see in his eyes that this is how he truly felt:
“Oh, my life is so tough, I’m super rich in Hollywood and the only thing I don’t have is love. You think going hungry sucks, try having a twenty person hottub with no one to share it with!”
The matchmaking lady went to his place and laughed at Dave’s stripper pole and stripper pole moves. She was shocked someone with so much money would have such little class as to have a stripper pole right there by the front door. I for one think it is a wonderful idea.
So basically SexToy Dave has made his way through all the Hollywood whores and is now looking for true love. Let’s all pray for him that he finds it before the writer’s strike ends and the show is cancelled.