Fayner Posts: It’s Christmas time, a time when people come together in harmony. Gay, I know, but it happens. Lonely people find lonely people and fall in love around this time. The sappiness could choke a reindeer while he’s whacking off.
In the spirit of Christmas, I’m hearing that two industry powerhouses (well, a power ex-whore and a power douche) are planning a merger some time in the near future: Lisa Ann and Seymore Butts.
Now Lisa is cool in my book. She runs her agency well and has always been kind with letting me touch her hefty boobs whenever I see her. I appreciate that.
But Seymore is a fucking joke. He uses the same couch to help his son with his homework as he does to shoot the bottom tier of porn talent. His shirts have no sleeves. Basically, he sucks balls (I won’t get into any personal stuff between us ’cause it is still Chanukkah and that is just wrong).
But they’re joining forces soon I hear to either start some sort of porn company, make one better or begin using porn talent to work in Seymore’s sweatshop making sleeveless shirts for unfortunate children.
I can’t wait to see what becomes of this…