TMFR WRITES FROM JOURNAL:
LAST TUESDAY WE ALL ROLLED OUT TOO BEST BUY AROUND MIDNIGHT TO GRAB THE NEW ROCKBAND!!! WE ROLLED IN THE PARKING LOT AND IT WAS PACKED ALMOST FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT WE WERE NOT GOING TO GET ONE!!! BUT THEN WE ALL PULLED ARE HEADS TOGETHER AND THOUGHT OF A SOILD PLAN! I SCOPED OUT THE SPOT AND CHECKED EVERYONE OUT IN LINE. I WAS LOOKING FOR POTHEADS CUZ WE DIDN’T HAVE ANY PORN IN THE TRUCK! SO I WENT BACK TO THE BACK OF THE LINE AND GRABBED STACI “COME ON LET’S GO SLAP SOME PIMP JUICE AND SEE IF ANYONE KNOWS WHO WE ARE!!!”
WENT BACK TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE AND I OFFERED THIS GUY AND HIS SON 100 BUCKS IF WE CAN IN FRONT OF HIM! THE DAD SAID NO RIGHT AWAY AND THE SON SAID “DAD WE CAN BUY MORE GAMES WITH THAT MONEY!!!” , ON TO THE NEXT “DO YOU SMOKE POT? WE ARE NOT THE COPS WHY ARE U LOOKING AT US THAT WAY??” PEOPLE WERE TRIPPIN PROABLY CUZ WE WERE SO POTTED OR BECAUSE WE WERE ASKING EVERYONE IN LINE IF THEY SMOKED POT!!!!
ABOUT THE 8TH PERSON IN LINE LET US CUT IN LINE CUZ THEY KNEW WHO WE WERE! RIGHT AWAY A GUY FROM THERE GROUP SAID ” YOU LOOK SO FAMILIAR? I THINK I HAVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE BEFORE?” STACI CHIMMED IN ” YOU DON’T THINK EVERYONE SAYS THAT TO HER? YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS! DON’T BE SCARED TO ASK IF SHE’S TAYLOR MUTHA FUCKIN’ RAIN!!!” THEN I SHOW THEM ALL MY BOTTOM LIP AND THEY ALL WERE HYPED! IT IS TAYLOR RAIN!!! YOU GIRLS ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO CHILL WIH US!!! HOLLER 420! DO YOU GUYS SMOKE??? ONLY ONE DUDE SAID YES SO I GAVE HIM A FAT OG NUGGET!!! FUCK IT WE WERE NOW THE 8TH PERSON IN LINE FOR ROCKBAND!!!! HOLLER!!!
AROUND 11:45 A COUPLE GUYS FROM BEST BUY CAME OUT AND TOLD US WHAT WAS GOIN ON AND HOW MANY X BOX ROCKBANDS(55) THERE WERE AND HOW MANY PLAYSTATION 3 ROCKBANDS (13) THERE WERE! THAT ISN’T A LOT SO THANK GOD WE CUT IN LINE!!! ALSO THANK GOD WE HAVE X BOX!!! SO WE SHOT THE SHIT FOR ANOTHER 15 MINUTES!! ANOTHER GUY CAME UP AN HE SAID HE HEARD MY VOICE AND HE HAD TO SEE IF IT WAS REALLY TAYLOR RAIN? HE ENDED UP BEING REALLY ANNOYING AND HE HAD A TREO PHONE AND WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT THE TREO WAS BETTER THAN THE NEW I PHONE! TREOS WERE SO 4 YEARS AGO! SORRY IF ANYONE HAS ONE! : )) SO THATS WHEN DEZ CAME IN AND HAD TO THROW HIM OUT OF OUR CIRCLE! EVEN THE GUYS THAT LET US CUT WERE READY TO JUMP HIM!!! DEZ TOOK CARE OF HIM!!! FUCK IT!
AROUND 11:55PM THEY CAME OUT AGAIN BUT WITH CAMERAS SO STACI AND I STARTED POSING LIKE LITTLE WHORES THAT WE ARE I GUESS IT COMES NATURAL TOO US!!! FUCK IT! EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING COMMON WE WANT OUR ROCKBAND!!! COME ON OPEN UP ALREADY!!! THERE WERE RIOTS ON THE STREET WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU??? J/K JUST REALLY HIGH THIS MORNING! :))
FINALLY, AT MIDNIIGHT DOORS OPENED! THE FIRST KID THAT I OFFERED A 100 BUCKS TOO CAME OUT OF BEST BUY ALL PROUD AND DID A LITTLE DANCE FOR ALL OF US!!! THEY WERE LETTING THREE IN AT A TIME ! AROUND 12:20 WE WERE OUT THE DOOR WITH OUR ROCKBAND! WE WERE ALSO SO VERY PROUD AND HAPPY!!!! FUCK IT!
WE WENT 100 ON THE FREEWAY ALL THE WAY HOME AND SET UP THE BAND RIGHT AWAY AND I THINK WE PLAYED TIL 4:20AM!! I CRASHED ON THE COUCH I WAS TOO POTTED AND ZANIED OUT TO DRIVE HOME! THEN WE WOKE UP AND PLAYED SOME MORE! WE ALL CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF IT!!! ANYONE THAT DOESN’T HAVE IT ALREADY SHOULD GO OUT AND GET IT! IT’S THE BOMB! GET AN X BOX VERSION SO YOU CAN PLAY LIVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS ONLINE!!!!
GOTTA GO PLAY SOME ROCKBAND! GOTTA GET MY SINGING VOICE UP TO PAR CUZ TRY OUTS ARE NEXT THURSDAY FOR OUR OFFICIAL BAND!!! E MAIL ME IF YOU WANT TO BE PART OF OUR BAND taylorrain420@gmail.com
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