*****WANTED*****
Are you my PORNOJACKASS?
Think you have totally sick ideas?
No big penises necessary.
All benefits included til death due us apart
If you have what it takes to be a total goofball,
Apply yourself 2 satisfy Jazzez Azz
www.myspace.com/jasmine_tame
Fayner Says: I know, I know, I’m an asshole for even giving Wanker Chico Wang any press after what he did to Haley, but c’mon, the guy is dead, right? I can give him all the press in the world and he will never reap the benefits. In that case, I say what the fuck, hook the Fat Asian Nigga up!
I don’t know Jasmine Tame. I’m sure her vagina is warm and her mouth a suction full of life. Apparently, she cared for Chico’s warped sense of pornography. But seriously, can you blame her with all the old man Roy Karch’s of the world bringing boring to the movie set instead of making it fun. Chico made his sets fun, at least for himself. Sometimes that rubbed off on the girls he was shooting. Jasmine is one of those girls.
I think I would like to apply for the job after reading Jasmine’s “All Benefits Included” line. I need a total dirty slut to service me and get nothing joyful in return. I think that’s what I’ve been missing my whole entire life.