TMFR WRITES IN HER HOURNAL AT CLUBTAYLORRAINL.COM:
WENT EARLY FRIDAY MORNIN TO THE DENIST FOR A CHECK UP ON A COUPLE TEETH THAT GOT WORKED ON A COUPE MONTHS BACK….WELL HE SAID THEY LOOKED GREAT BUT THERE IS MORE WORK TO BE DONE IN MY GRILL!! OK LIKE WHAT, I SAID? HE SAYS, YOU HAVE A FEW CAVITY’S LET’S TAKE CARE OF ALL OF THEM TODAY. I SAID, FUCK THAT LET’S JUST DO ONE! SO GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY AND WAS ON MY WAY!!!! OH YA, I ALMOST GOT INTO A ACCIDENT ROLLING OUT OF THE DENIST PARKING LOT!! WHAMMY! MUST OF BEEN THE XANAX I TOOK TO CALM MY NERVES!!!
THEN I WAS OFF TO THE WEED STORE, PO BOX, THE BANK, AND TO THE GROCERY STORE FOR ALL THE FIXINS FOR LASNGNA DINNER!!!!
GOT HOME GOT REALLY HIGH, CRANKED UP SOME TUNES AND STARTED MAKING LASNGNA. FAYNER CAME OVER AND MADE SOME MUDSLIDES IT WAS LIKE 11:00 IN THE MORNING! FUCK IT! GOT THE SAUCE STARTED UP SO WE POUNDED ARE MUDSLIDES AND TOOK ALL THE DOGS TO THE PARK!!! WE TRIED TO TAKE FIVE LARGE DOGS IN FAYNERS WHITE 2 SEATER 500SL BENZ. WASNT HAPPENIN SO WE DECIDED TO TAKE TWO TRIPS! WE PUT TWO BACK IN THE HOUSE AND THEN FAYN WENT BACK AND GOT THE OTHER TWO!!! GOTTA LOVE FAYN!!!
GOT HOME AND THE MAIDS WERE THERE CLEANING SO FAYNER TOO THE DOGS AND I WENT AND GOT MY HAIR AND NAILS DID! FUCK IT!!! AT THIS POINT I WAS WASTED!!! SO I TOOK A NAP!
AROUND 4:20 MY SISTER ARRIVED AND WE BLAZED IT UP FOR ABOUT AN HOUR THEN WE MADE SOME MARGRITAS !!! THEN WE HAD TO PREP FOR MAKING THE LASGNA CUZ WE WERE HAVING PEOPLE OVER CUZ IT WAS SOME HOOKERS BIRTHDAY THAT IS STAYING IN ONE OF MY HOUSES!!!
SO AROUND 7PM I WAS TANKED BUT I WAS TOTALLY KEEPING MY COOL! I’M SO PRO WHEN COMES TO COOKING FOR LARGE AMOUNT OF PEOPLE! SO WE WERE A LITTLE BEHIND BUT EVERYONE WAS GETTING WASTED OFF POT OR BOOZE SO I DIDN’T REALLY MATTER. THEN EVERYONE KEPT SNEEKING OVER TO MY OVEN…………..I HAD TO FEED THEM.
WE ATE A WONDERFUL MEAL FOR 10 OUTSIDE. IT WAS PERFECT, EVERYONE ENJOYED THE MEAL. TRAVIS KEPT TELLING ME I NEED TO OPEN MY OWN RESTURANT!!!! THAT IS TO MUCH WORK. MAYBE WHEN I’M A OLDER AND DON’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO!!! I THINK I PASSED OUT RIGHT AFTER THE MEAL MAYBE I AM GETTING OLDER??? FUCK THAT!!! I WAS FADED AND FULL!!!
THAT WAS JUST FRIDAY!!!
SATURDAY,
WOKE UP AT 7AM LIKE EVERYDAY!!! MADE SOME COFFEE, ROLLED SOME JOINTS FOR THE DAY, READ UP ON SOME NEWS, AND THEN COOKED THE MEN SOME FOOD. THEY WERE HYPED!
WE PLANNED TO GO TO CHINATOWN, JAPANTOWN, AND OLVIRA ST BY 10AM! YOU KNOW THAT DIDNT HAPPEN. LEFT AROUND 11 GOT THERE BY NOON!!! SHOPPED AND HAGGLED IN CHINATOWN FOR A MINUTE. THEN WENT TO HOP LOUIS FOR DRINKS AND APPETIZERS!
THEN WE MADE IT TO OLVIRA ST TO GO ON THE SEARCH FOR A PINATA FOR RHI’S BIRTHDAY (FAYNERS DAWG)!!! WE GOT ONE BIG ONE AND 5 SMALL ONES FOR THE OTHER PUPS AT THE PARTY!!! YUP WE ARE HAVING A DOGGIE PARTY WE ARE LAME! THEN WE WENT AND HAD LUNCH AND MARAGRITA’S AT THIS SPOT THAT I ALWAYS GO TO WHEN I GO DOWN THAT WAY!!! GO WASTED ALURA LEFT HER CREDIT CARD! TOTAL WHAMMY!!!
GOT HOME AROUND 4:20 SPARKED IT UP THEN TOOK A NAP! WOKE UP AND WENT TO DINNER AT LALA’S AND THEN WE WERE OFF TO GO GAMBLE. THAT WAS MY IDEA!!! AFTER EATING KNOW ONE WAS DOWN TO GO TO THE HUSTLER CASINO EXPECT FOR MY SIS AND DEZ!!! SO WE ROLLED OUT! DEZ HAD TO DRIVE CUZ WE WERE SHITTY AGAIN!!! FUCK IT!!!
WE GOT TO THE HUSTLER CASINO AND ALL THERE WERE WAS NIGS EVERYWHERE!!! FUCK IT WE WERE LIKE 2 MILES FROM COMPTON!!! ANYWAYS WE FIND A TABLE OUTSIDE AND SAT THERE FOR LIKE 3HRS FIGHTING FOR OUR MONEY! THAT PLACE BLOWS FOR GAMBLING. IT’S JUST A BUNCH OF DUMB NIGS PLACING $5 BETS!!! WE WERE SUPER SHITTY SO WE ORDERED SOME FOOD AT THE TABLE AND ROLLED OUT AROUND 3AM THEN WE WERE OFF TO DANNY’S THAT’S WHERE EVERYONE LINKS UP AFTER PARTYING. WE PLAYED A COUPLE SONGS ON GUITAR HERO, SMOKED A FEW BOWLS, AND SAW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ROLLING BALLS ON DANNY’S COUCH! FUCK IT!!!
GOT TO BED AROUND 4:20AM AND WE HAD MASSAGES ON SUNDAY AT 9 AM CUZ THATS ALL THEY HAD SO I BOOKED FOUR SPA APPTS. JENNA, ALUARA, SIS AND I!!! WE MADE IT BARELY BUT WE WERE NOT LATE THAT IS ALL THAT COUNTS!!! RELAXED IT UP IN THE STEAM, SUANA, AND JACUZZI! WE ALL HAD BOMB MASSAGES AND THEN WENT TO BREAKFAST AND THEN WENT BACK TO BED!!! THAT WAS MY EVENT FULL WEEKEND WITH MY FRIENDS AND SISTER!
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TMFR