Fayner Posts: I guess when people are stoned they don’t mind telling the cruel jokes people have made up about them in the past. Take Lisa Marie:
“So, it was 5th grade and a bunch of us were eating pizza. The boy I had a crush on was there. He was so cute and bad, I wanted him so bad! But then he comes up to me and with everyone standing around he says: ‘Hey, do you know what [Lisa Marie] and a pizza have in common?’ Silence, then: ‘They’re both flat and cheesy!'”
Lisa Marie hasn’t been the same since.
