Fayner Posts: An associate of mine was at the bank last week, called me up.
“I’m here at the B of A, right? Well, you know the hot chick that greets the customers? Yeah, that one. Well, in walks Ed Powers, all old and shit, and he walks right up to her and tries getting her to come do a sex scene with him. Right in the middle of the fucking bank! Can you believe that shit?”
“What did she say?” I asked.
“What do you think she said? She told him to go fuck himself!”
“In those words?”
“Well, not in those words, but it wouldn’t surprize me if Ed started going to a different bank branch from now on.”