HANK WILLIAMS III WANTS TO MARRY TAYLOR RAIN!

Fayner Posts: Dez came out of the shitter this morning with a copy of HUSTLER in his hands.

“Hey, check this out!” he said, handing me the magazine opened to the Hank Willams III interview.

“Is this a Toilet Book?” I shouted, as my fingers grabbed the dirty magazine.

“Yup!” Dez proclaimed.

Sweet.

“Where am I looking?” I asked. He pointed towards what I thought was HW III’s erect penis coming from his jeans. “That’s not real, you jackass!”

“Not that! This!” And he pointed towards the last line in the interview.

It reads:

Hustler: Any other messages you want to get out there?

HW III: Taylor Rain, will you marry me?

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